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stoneycakes

Confess! 

stoneycakes

My confession is that the CD Board has infiltrated my life so much that DH made a TBumz joke this morning! I was joking with him about how I thought condoms felt like having sex with a plastic baggie. He was like "I know.  It's worse than those diapers."  LOL. Trendy Condomz.

sarenu1

This morning I was seriously delusional.

I had my son next to me asleep in bed and then I felt some hands grabbing my other arm on the edge of the bed.  For a moment I panicked and thought that my son was falling off the bed, even though he was safely on the other side of me.

It was actually my toddler trying to get in bed with me.  She used to be such a good sleeper, now she can't seem to make it through the night.  I have a very bad feeling that when my husband is traveling I'm going to have two kids in bed with me.

stoneycakes

That sucks, @sarenu1!  I would offer hugs, but you probably want your personal space

Robi1

stoneycakes said:

My confession is that the CD Board has infiltrated my life so much that DH made a TBumz joke this morning! I was joking with him about how I thought condoms felt like having sex with a plastic baggie. He was like "I know.  It's worse than those diapers."  LOL. Trendy Condomz.

That's awesome. Maybe TBumz jokes will catch on around the world!

My confession in response to your condom confession is, I don't think sex feels any different with or without a condom. Doesn't feel like a plastic bag, doesn't really feel like anything to me. I don't know if this is unusual or normal???

countrycotton

My eleven year old niece is staying with me durning the day this summer. I MAY be paying her to do my house work. She love little girl so much, that she actually tells me to go shower or take a nap so she can have her all to herself. It's going to suck when school starts back up. I'll have no house keeper or baby sitter.

Edited.  I'll miss my niece when she is gone, too. 

Mandmeesh

After enjoying the Green Check In thread…..

fast food is seriously disgusting.  SO disgusting.  I can't remember the last time I had anything from there.  I wear my judgy hat and pants on this front

just, yuck

km_md

@stoneycakes‌ that is so funny! MH looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk about board stuff lol

My confession is a CD one because I'm boring in real life. I'm a solid colour diaper gal. There are a few prints that I love but the solid colours are just so much easier to match to her clothes and there are such pretty colours! I don't feel the need to buy all the prints.

Mandmeesh

km_md said:

@stoneycakes‌ that is so funny! MH looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk about board stuff lol My confession is a CD one because I'm boring in real life. I'm a solid colour diaper gal. There are a few prints that I love but the solid colours are just so much easier to match to her clothes and there are such pretty colours! I don't feel the need to buy all the prints.

get. out.

stoneycakes

km_md said:

@stoneycakes‌ that is so funny! MH looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk about board stuff lol My confession is a CD one because I'm boring in real life. I'm a solid colour diaper gal. There are a few prints that I love but the solid colours are just so much easier to match to her clothes and there are such pretty colours! I don't feel the need to buy all the prints.

Mine usually does, too.  But last night I was practically in tears, laughing while I was telling him about the ziploc diaper, so he must have caught onto my enthusiasm, haha.

stoneycakes

Mandmeesh said:

km_md said:

@stoneycakes‌ that is so funny! MH looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk about board stuff lol My confession is a CD one because I'm boring in real life. I'm a solid colour diaper gal. There are a few prints that I love but the solid colours are just so much easier to match to her clothes and there are such pretty colours! I don't feel the need to buy all the prints.

get. out.

LOL. @km_md and @mrshudson can start a club.

km_md

Dammit I forgot to put on my flame retardant suit!

I don't hate them - I love my Albert 4.0 and I am loving a lot of TTs lately but I just don't love them like I should. I think I'm broken!

TJ1979

km_md said:

@stoneycakes‌ that is so funny! MH looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk about board stuff lol

My confession is a CD one because I'm boring in real life. I'm a solid colour diaper gal. There are a few prints that I love but the solid colours are just so much easier to match to her clothes and there are such pretty colours! I don't feel the need to buy all the prints.

#teammrshudson

mrshudson618

@km_md‌ don't worry they will still let you hang out. They haven't gotten rid of me yet.


I have never used a condom, but it sounds gross.

TJ1979

I have a terrible confession. I usually change my newborn at every night waking/feeding. But I had just out her down at 11, and she barely woke up at 2 and fell right back asleep after sucking for two minutes. She usually sleeps 5-6 hours for her first stretch (don't hate me, I know I'm lucky) so I just didn't change her at 2. She woke back up at 4 soaked through her fitted and the cover, and the swaddle. Lesson learned.
To pay me back, she has also pooped out of 3 diapers since then. Point made.

sarenu1

TJ1979 said:

I have a terrible confession. I usually change my newborn at every night waking/feeding. But I had just out her down at 11, and she barely woke up at 2 and fell right back asleep after sucking for two minutes. She usually sleeps 5-6 hours for her first stretch (don't hate me, I know I'm lucky) so I just didn't change her at 2. She woke back up at 4 soaked through her fitted and the cover, and the swaddle. Lesson learned. To pay me back, she has also pooped out of 3 diapers since then. Point made.

This is why I switched to fitteds at about 3/4 months.  I got tired of changing diapers at night when he wasn't pooping at night.  But he would soak through prefolds with hemp doublers.

Amores0121

@Robi1 Count yourself lucky then b/c condoms suck.  Although I find they are less noticeable the larger the penis.

sarenu1

I'm seriously debating a jogging stroller.  Something close to this monster:

https://www.amazon.com/BOB-Revolution-Duallie-Stroller-Orange/dp/B004DC9TD0/ref=sr_1_15?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1403881632&sr=1-15&keywords=baby+jogger

I may stalk Craig's list for one.  We have a lot of forest preserve trails here, I would like to get back to jogging.  But that means I need to take the kids with me.  I managed to walk with the Britax B-Ready, but it was a seriously tough work out.

My husband may leave me though, because that would be my 5th stroller.  And I have no plans to sell the other 4. 

TJ1979

@sarenu it WAS a fitted!

welly01

@stoneycakes, I'm glad I could provide you and DH with some laughs. 

On that note, I had to explain to DH the ENTIRE story of TBumz and why I ordered one to justify the arrival of yet another diaper.  He was pissed that I wasted that much money on a "joke" diaper but once we opened it up, he kept bringing it up all night that he couldn't believe how crappy it was.

I love that I have fully converted DH to be a CDing dad! :x

Mandmeesh

This is the confession thread, right?

I stole a maclaren stroller from my brother this week. It was fun to walk with M! It was SO HOT and wearing him just wasn't possible

Oh, and it's a confession because in 14 months I've pushed him in a stroller exactly 3 times

sarenu1

TJ1979 said:

@sarenu it WAS a fitted!

Time for some better fitteds? If I was done with my LT TT fitteds I'd send you one to try out.

sarenu1

I have my toddler part of a cupcake this morning.

I blame my husband for bring them home.

kmc84

@sarenu1‌ don't do it!!! Get this one instead!!!! I've played with the single and it's won me over!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A5B0ZZ4/ref=mp_s_a_1_cc_1?qid=1403884960&sr=1-1-catcorr&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70

nanabanana06

I sold carriers to help pay for the puppy. I'm using my PP balance to buy more crap for carriers and diapers. Oh well.

welly01

LolaDair said:

We went to a family work function (DH is a Marine) on Monday and there was a cute little boy running around with a Jules on. I went over to talk to his Mom but she said she wasn't really "into CDing" (??) because it was her husbands obsession. He then came over and I had the most awesome, in-depth, best ever conversation with him about CDing. He even squee'd over DS's diaper and told me he would keep a look out for my DISO's. 

He was a gorgeous guy (just like my DH, to be fair) but my FFFC is that it was sexy. as. hell and I think I have a little CD crush on him. Because really, when a muscly tattooed US Marine asks you if you have the whole Artist Series because thats his favorite, you're going to like it. 

That's so surprising, lol!

unaveragejane

Lame confession...when DS and I ran errands today, I parked b/n a van and an empty space. I purposefully parked nearly on the line b/n the empty space and my space so my giant belly and I would have plenty of room to get DS out without hitting the van with the door. When I got back out of the store, a big truck was parked in the previously empty space, and I had to climb in through the passenger side to get in my seat. It was my fault, but I was still aggravated.

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TJ1979

ovenrack said:

what is b/n?

Between

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unaveragejane

@SecretAgentKate - I'm not normally a line parker, but I'm still getting used to SUV doors. Plus it wasn't like the lot was crowded, so I figured a sane person would pick another spot. Oh well, lesson learned.

@ovenrack - b/n=between

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unaveragejane

SecretAgentKate said:

unaveragejane said:

@SecretAgentKate - I'm not normally a line parker, but I'm still getting used to SUV doors. Plus it wasn't like the lot was crowded, so I figured a sane person would pick another spot. Oh well, lesson learned.

@ovenrack - b/n=between

it's too late, jane.  I've stolen your judgy hat and am wearing it while looking at you.

sarenu1

Twice during the winter when I was on maturity leave someone parked so close to me on the passenger side I couldn't get my son's car seat in.  And I wasn't even parked on the line. 

These were the only times I really felt like keying someone's car.  I think I did make sure my keys that were hooked to my belt loops and diaper bag freely rubbed on the car.

On of the times I actually had to lift my son's infant seat over my daughter's convertible seat to get him latched in.

BoyOhBoys

LOLz at  "maturity leave"

Into+the+Kitty

@stoneycakes I would suggest sheepskin condoms, but instead you should just pull the damn goalie already.

Into+the+Kitty

I totally made my husband cry today. And it was awesome.

Into+the+Kitty

Chickypoo2468 said:

I totally made my husband cry today. And it was awesome.

Really? Cuz you were being mean??

No, because I'm awesome.

Robi1

I told my husband about Tbumz and the ziploc plastic picture and he suggested I put a straw in a ziploc bag and try to convince y'all that Tbumz is branching out into bottles. 

He also called it Tbunz, which might be better than Tbumz. 

TJ1979

Into+the+Kitty said:

Chickypoo2468 said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

I totally made my husband cry today. And it was awesome.

Really? Cuz you were being mean??

No, because I'm awesome.

Did you do it ITK? Did it work? Was it the most awesome thing ever?

Into+the+Kitty

TJ1979 said:

Chickypoo2468 said:

I totally made my husband cry today. And it was awesome.

Really? Cuz you were being mean??

No, because I'm awesome.

Did you do it ITK? Did it work? Was it the most awesome thing ever?

Yes... It totally did! I made it to the parking lot literally as he texted me that his plane landed, so I basically ran carrying A to make it to the spot that all the passengers filter out of on time. I didn't have time to make a sign, but I think the message was pretty loud and clear.

And no trench coat, either. :P