Speaking of trolls

[Deleted User]

LOL.  

https://www.salon.com/2014/06/26/ann_coulter_no_american_whose_great_grandfather_was_born_here_is_watching_soccer/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

In her latest syndicated column right-wing troll and pundit Ann Coulter rails against the growing popularity of soccer in the U.S., which she blames on a pro-soccer liberal media and America’s millions of immigrants.

“Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation’s moral decay,” Coulter writes before listing all of the reasons why she thinks soccer sucks.

Among these reasons are:

• “Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer … There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child’s fragile self-esteem is bruised.”
• “Liberal moms like soccer because it’s a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys.”
• “No other ‘sport’ ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer.”
• “The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport” and soccer doesn’t have it.
• “You can’t use your hands in soccer,” a fact that, Coulter believes, goes against “[w]hat sets man apart from the lesser beasts,” i.e., “we have opposable thumbs.”
• “The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO’s ‘Girls,’ light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton.”
•  ”It’s foreign.”

CinemaGoddess

I hope she dies of syphillis.  Also, dysentery.  

jorkz821

What an absolute idiot. Opposable thumbs? Really?

[Deleted User]

She is so transparent in her attempt to make news.  I almost didn't share this hilariousness because of that.  But this is better than The Onion.

jesuisfatiguee

Sterling13 said:

Is this her attempt at satire?

I mean... It must be. Right? 

studyinpink

This pissed me right the frack off.

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Studyinpink said:

This pissed me right the frack off.

You can have it deleted in 2 days if it is still on top. 

Too soon?

RondackHiker

je+suis=fatiguee said:

Sterling13 said:

Is this her attempt at satire?

I mean... It must be. Right? 

I don't want to believe she's serious here.

CinemaGoddess

She's always serious. 

Always.  

jesuisfatiguee

I also don't like her voice.

And that's saying something since I'm a weird-voice-haver.

BootsOrHearts

Are conservatives not like 'Ann, get off our side'?

ShakeyJakey

There's no risk of injury in soccer? Um, you might get your ear bitten or a head butt.

CinemaGoddess

I would like to see Ann Coulter tear part rugby like this.  

Then I would like to see her do so in the middle of the fan section at a rugby game.  

lildevil968

As the Mother of  girl who dreams of someday playing in the Women's World cup, I wish this lady would die of gonorrhea, and rot in hell.

theseaword

I'm a leftie commie pinko, and I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt that this was tongue in cheek. What a nut.

SpaceGirlSpiff

The stupid burns SO HARD.

Lolapop29

Jesus Christ... 

jesuisfatiguee

nonniedee said:

Beyonce is probably like, lol what?!

Idk why she had to drag Bey into this anyway.

billybumbler

I actually read the whole thing and almost died laughing. Soccer is probably the reason Brazil is still a developing country.

amedbery

My family's been here since the 1700s and what I didn't watch on my lunch break I listened to on Sirius. Cuntface.

BluepointToasted

What is "light-rail"?