Do you have a bitchy face?

NotSharknado

I do.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/things-people-with-bitchy-resting-face-are-tired-of-heari?s=mobile

FalconCrest

I don't have resting bitchy face, but I do not have a poker face at all.  My emotions are clearly displayed on my face.  If I have a bitchy face, it's 100% because I don't like you.

SCSmith2011

I do too. I just sent the Buzzfeed article to my husband. Even though we've known each other for 8 years he still asks me all those things on a regular basis. Drives. Me. Insane.

NoSoup4You

Yep.  I find myself saying "not mad, this is just my face" more than I'd like.  Maybe I should work on my face.

thebanich

yup. DH was terrified of talking to me in college because of my RBF. He also said I was "mysterious" L.o.l.

NotSharknado

All 20 of those lines were said to me. Still to this day. My face leads people to believe I'm angry. Stupid face.

thebanich

OMG. My (now) BFF from college wouldn't talk to me in our first class together because of #7. Bahahaha

NotSharknado

Or when taking a pic someone will say smile NotSharknado!!! I am fucker.

Helenahhandbasket

Yes, the bitchiest.  I constantly have random strangers on the street telling me to smile.  Oops.

NotSharknado

I smile with my eyes.

studyinpink

nonniedee said:

I definitely do, and my poor kid does too.

I had to change pediatricians because of how she looked at the Dr.

Lol

MrsT0514

I have been told before that I have a RBF. A previous male coworker actually told me once that I look "intimidating". Lol. Ok, dude.

Its just funny bc once someone gets to know me, they realize I'm definitely not a bitch (unless its completely intended), and I'm not all that intimidating either. Looks are deceiving apparently!

NotSharknado

I always get,

"I totally thought you were a bitch at first."

"I didn't realize you were so fun."

Um, thanks?

ASmallWonder

Ha! If people had been standing at my desk while I read this they would have seen me laughing and smiling :-p

ravenclaw1

I have RBF so bad.

Helenahhandbasket

OMG @nonniedee-- that face is amazing!

NotSharknado

Sterling13 said:

@NotSharknado‌'a RBF is a major turn on. Wait, what?

I'll give you the stink eye anytime.

steponalego11

I have RBF - my DH asked me last night what was wrong last night while I was eating. Who smiles while they are mid bite?!?!?

martha919

Apparently DH and I both have RBF. I think his is more extreme than mine, haha. I'm always like "you mad?" Lol.

2bwritten

My resting face isn't too bad...the issue comes in when I'm concentrating on something. Like school, work, playing piano (which gets me in trouble all the time), driving...I literally look like I hate the world and everything in it. Oops )

msdrdg

I have major RBF.  I like it, it keeps people away from me.

Pips09

I have the opposite problem I look too friendly and strangers are always trying to talk to me. I need to work on my RBF. I don't want to have a conversation with you, stranger!

FrickandFrack

Yep, I do

LadyXaverian

Yes, I guess asked if I'm ok or if something is wrong all the damn time. 

PeanutButterFox

Well, I didn't think I had RBF but I hear 1,2,3,10,18, and 19 pretty frequently from my mom and DH so now I'm not sure.

PeanutButterFox

NotSharknado said:

I smile with my eyes.

Monkeybabe

I apparently have resting sad face. I think it's a combination of having sleepy eyes and lips that naturally turn down at the corners. People always think I'm sad.

jesuisfatiguee

I do not have RBF. I can fake it when I need to, tho. 

minervacullen

I do and I hate it. I try to smile often, but then I think that just makes me seem strange.

LnR70707

I have always had major RBF....I used to hear #6 all the time from teachers in grade/high school.  Half that list makes me stabby.

fintin

I have RBF too! But I'm an actual bitch as well.