WTF Wednesday!

MrsSinner402

What has you making this face today?

bumpuser10309732

WTF random perons?! My co-worker told me someone asked her when I was due and then proceeded to act surprised and comment that I'm really big. So then my coworker told the person that's because I'm tiny and carry everything in my stomach and chest, which yes, is true. But still makes you feel like shit. THEN WTF family friend asking me how I'm feeling this weekend then proceeding to point out my swollen feet to me. Thanks for that, I didn't even realize my feet were swollen until you pointed it out to me and now I'm fixated on it. People suck!

ADH0906

WTF, United? I got my fat pregnant ass out of bed and dragged myself here, now you don't have a plane for another hour and a half? That is not what we agreed on. If I have to run through O'Hare to catch my connection, we're going to have words. Right after I catch my breath and stop panting.

LightBright515

Wtf new bump app. You're more visually attractive but have so many glitches!

lrobi13

ADH0906 said:

WTF, United? I got my fat pregnant ass out of bed and dragged myself here, now you don't have a plane for another hour and a half? That is not what we agreed on. If I have to run through O'Hare to catch my connection, we're going to have words. Right after I catch my breath and stop panting.

Can you get them to haul you on one of those atv things??  I think I would at least ask

Jennifer18131

SOOO many things in the past week...

WTF, client?! No, you cannot have a $10,000 advance. You can, however, have your file. Threatening to fire us because we won't give you a RIDICULOUS advance is laughable. Good luck finding another firm to take your shoddy-at-best case and give you that kind of money as an advance. 

WTF, paralegal? No, I'm not your "boss" but I am your superior. And when Bossman is out of the office ALL THE TIME, shit still needs to get done. I am delegating to you so that we can move files and adhere to the deadlines we have on the calendar. Do the work. 

jesslinnn

WTF face!? I have a head cold and I'm so congested, my whole face hurts and feels like it's going to explode. Not being able to take medicine that actually works sucks. 

bumpuser10309732

@mel689 hope you feel better soon!

MrsTinMKE

WTF Family! Leave me out of your drama! Why can't things just be normal and calm and why the F can't everyone just GET ALONG and quit being ass holes!! 

atraveller

WTF itchy stomach - why all of a sudden is it itching like crazy and making it hard for me to concentrate

WTF Bad drivers - You are all over the road, driving below the speed limit, stopping short for no reason and generally making my hormonal self feel like road raging on your ass. I swear these days it seems like they are giving licenses out at Walmart.

jesslinnn

MrsBabe614 said:

@mel689 hope you feel better soon!

For real!! Who gets sick in the summer?! 

fireflyrebirth

So I just bought a box of OxiClean last week to try adding to the laundry.  I went downstairs to do a load just now to find that one of my neighbors (we share with two other apartments) rearranged all the detergent etc and my almost-full box of OxiClean is now half full with the other half on the floor...and the scoop is missing.

A small WTF but that's what I've got so far today.

MrsL2B

WTF body? Why do you hate me? And WTF work? Why do I keep having to show up?

Sockgnome78

WTH cold and cough...you have been around since Sunday. Time for you and your sicky friends to leave me alone the next 20 weeks and beyond.
Also WTH DH you knew you had a tickle in your throat and still kissed me. Now guess who feels good (I can tell you are not 100%) and guess who has no voice and is coughing so much.
I have been more sick this first 20 weeks then I have been in the past year and guess what I can NOT take meds for it.
Please stop sharing you sickies with me!

golfingdarwinfish

WTF immune system?!?! I know you're semi-compromised right now, but 2 URTIs in 3 weeks really isn't cool.

victoria+james

WTF self! 8lbs in 1 month!? What were you eating while I was asleep? I swear I passed on like 99% of the yummy things I really wanted to eat and I still gained that much...

Saragoeswest

WTF, Victoria's Secret advertisement when I am bumping!!!! I do not want to see your flat stomach right now!

mcclan03

WTF sleep? We used to be best friends. Why are you being such a finicky little bitch lately?

WTF colleague who coughed on me this morning? I could feel your breath blow into my face. Cover your mouth!

lrobi13

WTF lady at the grocery store.  Last night I pull up to a small local grocery store and this little  (I'm talking 90lbs) old lady is pushing two carts (in separate hands) as slow as humanly possible all while puffing on a cigarette. 

So not only I am having to breath all that nasty stuff, I am I stuck behind her.  She ended up being my cashier as well and I tried to hold my breath because she smelled like an ashtray (she was very friendly to me but still)

MissMandyD

WTF work. Quit being so stupid, dramatic and generally unethical. 

pnwlover12

WTF hunger! I am constantly hungry. I was not like this when I was pregnant with my DD. I can eat something rather substantial (for example, a veggie burger with cheese and bun) and it feels like I ate 3 grapes.

I. NEED. ALL. FOOD. 

nightowl1989

WTAF people!? Why is it impossible for you to believe that unmedicated births are possible let alone show your support that I choose to prepare for it? Telling me that I'll change my mind in the delivery room and get the drugs is not only inconsiderate but hurtful. Contrary to what you believe, not everything fits perfectly in this little tiny box of your reality.

WTF immune system, you let me get sick! I've been coughing since Thursday and just want to go to sleep but if I do that I'll probably cough up lunch and a lung. This. Sucks.

MrsTinMKE

One more to add!! - WTF Co worker - Don't tell me wtf I can eat or drink because I am pregnant, If I was a DIET soda and Sugar free syrup on my damn french toast I will EAT it!! I don't care what crazy shit you read - its my body and I will do what ever the f I want!  

Eastie156

WTF nausea. I'm 24 weeks (almost) and really sick of this shit. GO AWAY!

Eastie156

theresat858 said:

WTF canine teeth, why are you making my toddler wake up and scream in the MOTN the past two nights? Just break through already and stop hurting her!

WTF DH...saying "WTF?" when DD is crying for the third time is completely not helpful. How about saying something like "let me get this one".

Oh.my.god. THIS. 100% !1!1!1!

Edit: except it's his molars, I think.

asarem93

WTF MIL?? "Thanks" for being supportive of my choice to not use an epidural,! Fyi our bodies ARE ment for that. And you saying they aren't just made you look more ignorant than ever!

French76

wtf coworker! i know you are generally a nosy ass, but can you not walk into my office this morning and tell me i look huge...then she says, stand up and let me see. she also calls my baby by a name that she picked out weeks ago-I hate it and she continues to use it. (we have a few names picked, but are not sharing those since we are waiting to meet baby girl before naming her officially.) don't act like you are going to name my baby. i barely know you and you drive me nuts. 

Likewise, wtf freelance client?! last week a long time freelance client asked me if i was really pregnant because i did not look like it. she then proceeded to ask me if the baby was healthy. seriously?! 

how do people think it is ok to ask such inappropriate questions and make such horrible comments. jeez!

MrsTinMKE

French76 said:

wtf coworker! i know you are generally a nosy ass, but can you not walk into my office this morning and tell me i look huge...then she says, stand up and let me see. she also calls my baby by a name that she picked out weeks ago-I hate it and she continues to use it. (we have a few names picked, but are not sharing those since we are waiting to meet baby girl before naming her officially.) don't act like you are going to name my baby. i barely know you and you drive me nuts. 

Likewise, wtf freelance client?! last week a long time freelance client asked me if i was really pregnant because i did not look like it. she then proceeded to ask me if the baby was healthy. seriously?! 

how do people think it is ok to ask such inappropriate questions and make such horrible comments. jeez!

People make such stupid comments without even realizing it.  It is annoying as shit! Just shut up if you have nothing nice to say to me

French76

MRSclarke08 said:

French76 said:

wtf coworker! i know you are generally a nosy ass, but can you not walk into my office this morning and tell me i look huge...then she says, stand up and let me see. she also calls my baby by a name that she picked out weeks ago-I hate it and she continues to use it. (we have a few names picked, but are not sharing those since we are waiting to meet baby girl before naming her officially.) don't act like you are going to name my baby. i barely know you and you drive me nuts. 

Likewise, wtf freelance client?! last week a long time freelance client asked me if i was really pregnant because i did not look like it. she then proceeded to ask me if the baby was healthy. seriously?! 

how do people think it is ok to ask such inappropriate questions and make such horrible comments. jeez!

Wow.  That's not cool at all.

Right?! I shrugged it off at the time but the more I think about it, the more is pisses me off. Plus, with the sharp contrast of the "you are getting fat" comments, i think it bugs me even more. grrr.

haboobjob

WTF tastebuds! Someone brought in donuts into the office and I was so excited so I picked up my fav (glazed and jelly filled) only to be completely unsatisfied while eating it. Now I have a lingering taste of donut in my mouth and no mints.

nightowl1989

carriedaway19 said:

mel689 said:

MrsBabe614 said:

@mel689 hope you feel better soon!

For real!! Who gets sick in the summer?! 

Me.  Always. Winter, and then somewhere between spring and summer.  I am a seasonal allergy and sinus MESS. *sneeze*

 

There are a lot of us sick judging from this thread. It SUUUCKS being sick in the summer.

[Deleted User]

WTF sister. Last night I sent her a pic of my bump and she said, "Are you sure you aren't having twins, you're huge! I mean, I could understand if you were due in August, but you aren't due until October. You're going to be so gigantic!" I know she means well, but WTF use different words. I know my belly is big, I don't really need to hear the words "gigantic" and "huge." The point has been made.

Wino411

WTF crap in my eye... GTFO!!!! It's been over an hour now and 4 rinses and too many eye rubs later you are still somehow miraculously tucked snugly in there! GET OUT!!! 

Sockgnome78

I have one more....WTH bloody nose. I had a cough fit last night and in the middle of it my nose started bleeding. Get through the rest if the night. Have lots of coughing fits this morning and have another one. Come on! If coughing was not bad enough now I have to worry if my nose is going to bleed or not!

AmandaJean12

WTF back pain. I bought a body pillow, tried a heating pad, took yesterday off and I'm still withering in pain half way through the work day.

And to the two women who have subsequently told me they didn't have any pack pain until the last two weeks, It's so strange I'm uncomfortable... Just no. I have huge boobs and a bump to hold up. This can't be that abnormal.

pckfn4life

justaudrey said:

WTF tastebuds! Someone brought in donuts into the office and I was so excited so I picked up my fav (glazed and jelly filled) only to be completely unsatisfied while eating it. Now I have a lingering taste of donut in my mouth and no mints.

Blasphemy! Mmm... I want a donut!

jesslinnn

carriedaway19 said:

mel689 said:

MrsBabe614 said:

@mel689 hope you feel better soon!

For real!! Who gets sick in the summer?! 

Me.  Always. Winter, and then somewhere between spring and summer.  I am a seasonal allergy and sinus MESS. *sneeze*

Yeah, I don't have allergies I just always get sick. Once in the winter, once during the summer. This is my second cold this pregnancy. It seems like if I'm around anyone sick I WILL catch it... I have an awesome immune system. DS2 was sick last week so that's where I got it this time. I took every precaution, and was all over the hand sanitizer, but I still got it. Fortunately DS1 and DH are still cold-free and DS2 is feeling much better.

narabug

carriedaway19 said:

mel689 said:

MrsBabe614 said:

@mel689 hope you feel better soon!

For real!! Who gets sick in the summer?! 

Me.  Always. Winter, and then somewhere between spring and summer.  I am a seasonal allergy and sinus MESS. *sneeze*

Me too. But not the allergies. Every year I get a sinus infection and/or strep somewhere between mid June and late August, and usually bad enough that I miss almost a week of work. I'm really hoping I won't this year, since so far I've been sick less this pregnancy than I normally am, just as far as normal colds and stuff go. But we'll see.

mamamurphy

WTF life... I have no idea how to even update or introduce my saga... My 6 year old had a heart transplant February 2013... We are currently in the hospital dealing with rejection and a ridiculous high heart rate 200...should be 100-120 anyway I am sick of seeing my baby girl stuck in a hospital bed.

Never mind I am pregnant and sleeping bedside. Ugggggg just need my girl to get better... She should be at her last day of kindergarten not stuck in here.

bumpuser10309732

mamamurphy said:

WTF life... I have no idea how to even update or introduce my saga... My 6 year old had a heart transplant February 2013... We are currently in the hospital dealing with rejection and a ridiculous high heart rate 200...should be 100-120 anyway I am sick of seeing my baby girl stuck in a hospital bed. Never mind I am pregnant and sleeping bedside. Ugggggg just need my girl to get better... She should be at her last day of kindergarten not stuck in here.

Wow- T&P for your daughter!

pckfn4life

@mamamurphy‌ So sorry to hear that. Good thoughts and positive vibes for quick healing for your daughter. Eta: words