wtf Wednesday

Jennyinheaven

Bring it on girls!

Jennyinheaven

Wtf baby after sleeping 6 to 7 hour streches for the last week, why last night do you decide to get up every hour on the hour but clamp down after only 2 ounces? Wtf breast flange fit why are you so complicated and confusing? 8 weeks in and I still don't know if I have the right fit!

usernewname

Wtf 6 week spurt. Just when I thought we were good BOOM I get a super cranky baby who can't decide if they are hungry or tired.

ladywolf1313

I wish I had a child that would actually sleep. Apparently he can run on 10 mins of sleep, I however cannot. He isn't even cranky he just coo's and squeals the whole time. 

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yepyepsms

wtf DH...you hardly ever hold LO2 and when I tell you I need a break or ask you to pick her up when she's crying, I promise you after you hold her for only 30 seconds she doesn't want to go back in the swing. And no she is not "hungry and needs her momma"...you saw I just fed her. And when I take a shower to get a 10 minute break from her and her crying, it doesn't help when you bring her in the bedroom and I can hear her cries...WTF I am convinced that's your way of trying to tell me to get out of the shower because you can't soothe the baby.


Woopsies...my WTF turned into a bitchfest. Sorry I'm not sorry, woo it felt good to get that out. I love my husband:)

usernewname

Lissiehoya said:

Wtf 6 week spurt. Just when I thought we were good BOOM I get a super cranky baby who can't decide if they are hungry or tired.

This. Also WTF DS, why can't you more consistently latch on correctly? I'm so tired of being in pain.

Ugh I hear you there.

Jennyinheaven

Wtf Ameda, I finally decided to bite the bullet and order some smaller flanges everything.I have read leads me to believe my tiny nipples are to small for the standard one s yet everywhere I searched only larger sizes are available, I finally found a product on Ameda Direct for women with small nipples it is only available from them and cost 14.95 but double that for shipping! If this isn't what I need I may kill something

apinkpelican

WTF LO, you were sleeping for 4 hour stretches at night. Now I'm lucky if I can get 2. Im hoping this is a growth spurt. Momma is more tired than she ever thought possible.
WTF people, stop asking me 'you get some sleep?' after you watched the baby for an hour. I got a 45 min nap. Let's throw a party
WTF -when I say 'please come get me if she gets fussy and hungry' that means come get me. It doesn't mean letting her continue to cry her eyes out so I can get 10 more minutes of sleep when I can hear her anyways

ho11yday

Wtf DH who says he just wants someone to listen to him bitch. I'd listen but you bitch non stop.

And fucker, when ds1 cries, go pick him up instead of me, who is in a different room trying to put DS2 back to sleep at 630am. Yes I know you could hear him (because you were sleeping in the guest bed room next to his) and yet you ignored him.

Now I've been up a solid two hours and can't fall asleep. I have no sympathy today, especially because you stayed up late playing battlefield and because of your tantrum I can't sleep.

lrmrtn

Wft LO why won't you sleep in your crib anymore? You were doing so well. I'd even settle for your PNP or bouncy chair. And now you'll only sleep in your swing...

lavendergiraffes

WTF new bump app?

That is all...

jsaffer01

WTF car- why did you have to roll over that huge nail and make my tire flat that I now have to go to the dealership and get this fixed. I was hoping to drop the baby off at my MIL's but as soon as I go into the car the light came on, so I didn't want to chance it. Now I'm sitting in the waiting room, thank god the baby is sleeping at the moment.

lrmrtn

@mkquinnwedding‌, we had the swing in the living room so I was doing the same thing but we moved it to the guest room. At least there is a bed in there!

gypsymystic

WTF UPS... ordered nursing tanks from Walmart on June 1st... arrived here to UPS hub on the 5th and 20 days later- still in transit? Hell to the naw. I am running on just 3 nursing tanks and rotating them once a day which means more laundry for me. Wally world just informed me that UPS lost them in transit. 

apinkpelican

@Lissiehoya‌ yikes super scary !

gypsymystic

@MK1013  What can I say? UPS gets me fired up.