The Great Sperm Race-The Game

cateyes543

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-sperm-race/articles/all/the-great-sperm-race-game

Have fun with this! You are timed

cateyes543

So far I can only kill the sperm or make him look very drunk! 

FitMom3510

Yah I can not get even close to halfway done haha

Cythe

I just watched this YouTube video. Doing do during your TWW is NOT the time to do so. Nothing will make you feel like getting pregnant isn't gonna happen this month quite like this video.

Edit: herp derp. This is a game and not the vid. Oh well, my statement still stands!

LtColumbo

I died.

lilsneezy

Cythe said:

I just watched this YouTube video. Doing do during your TWW is NOT the time to do so. Nothing will make you feel like getting pregnant isn't gonna happen this month quite like this video. Edit: herp derp. This is a game and not the vid. Oh well, my statement still stands!

I agree. It's a great video but makes you wonder how any babies are ever conceived. After watching it, DH said "how does anyone ACCIDENTALLY get pregnant?" It really is a miracle. 

crazychickenlady

Wow! That was enlightening. Note to self, don't be so hard on yourself if you don't get KTFU. @lilsneezy what YH said just made me laugh so hard! It is so true!

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cateyes543

Made it past the vagina, don't think I will ever conquer the next one

Jags8

OMG this is impossible!! I keep dying.

BillyHorrible

Seriously, I hope this isn't indicative of anything, but I can't even get my sperm to swim in the right direction.  He's all "Where you guys going?" as he swims against the current.

nittanyllama

That was addicting! I made it all the way to making the bebe!

RogueZymosis

I did it! SO tried and gave up in the cervix..

mommy2C

Well, playing this game explains a lot.

trinitrotoluene

I made a baby! If only winning this game made you preggo for real. Although DH won it 2 or 3 times before I won once. That's a good thing right?

crburros

I kind of basically completely suck at this game. LOL.   L-)

MamaBina

I think my sperm made it about 0.00004 millimeters. This is hilarious. 

MrsC0617

This game is hard!!  No wonder I'm not preggo.  Haha.

LtColumbo

Seriously, anyone that has completed this is a computer gaming mastermind.

cateyes543

@ltcolumbo-DH did it last night and he was so proud of himself when he won. He said something along the lines of if my swimmers have half my DNA they will be fine. I looked at him like did you really just say that and then I think he realized what he said and we laugh about it until this morning! 

mosdub

1)  My gin+tonic made me better than the last time I played (read into that one)

2)  Still can't get past the cervix

3)  Is there a pre-seed cheat code?