November 2014 Moms

Monday bitchfest - early start!

I woke up to a post on my facebook about how drinking okra infused water would cure my diabetes.  I mean, comethefuckon.  If there really was a cure, don't you think every single person with diabetes would be all over that shit?  It's not like we're doing this for fun!  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


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  • I found out yesterday morning 10 minutes before the doorbell rings, that we are dog sitting for my in-laws. Which we should, they watch our dog whenever we need them to. But thanks for informing me, DH.
    He woke up with a fever so as soon as they drop the dog off he goes to urgent care. So everyone leaves and the dog pisses on the carpet. I put him out, clean the carpet, decide to give him a bath because MIL smokes and he smells awful. He's such a sweetheart. But then he gets out of the bath and sprays AGAIN. FML. And DH is being no help because he's sick.
    I want to let the dog in because he's been outside alone, but I really don't want to clean up pee all week long.
  • Sounds like people are having rough Mondays already! Hugs to @FhSTAR81 and @missnacholover!

    DH and I went to Kennywood last night, which is an amusement park near Pittsburgh. We had bought season passes last November before I obviously was pregnant (black Friday special). There isn't much there I can ride now (which kills me because i LOVE roller coasters), but we went to eat all of the good food and walk around and ride a few little rides.

    This park must be OVERLY cautious because they literally had the no pregnancy signs on EVERYTHING. Like even the most ridiculous rides. For example, one ride is an indoor, slow-moving boat ride called "Garfield's Adventure." (think an old time tunnel of love type ride). You sit there in extremely slow moving water, it's not jerky or rocky or anything, and wear 3D glasses and look at stupid Garfield paintings on the wall.

    On the sign it said you couldn't ride if you were pregnant. Even my extremely overly cautious DH thought it was ridic so we rode it. I posted a pic on my fb of me by the sign with the caption  "I totally rode this..such a rebel." I woke up to SO MANY comments on my fb wall about how I'm endangering my child and I need to calm down. This is from people who live in the area and know what kind of ride it is. It SERIOUSLY pissed me off because it made me feel like an awful mother-to-be and I would NEVER ride it if I thought there was the slightest chance it would hurt the baby.

    **Gasp** BUT you could have fallen off the extremely slow moving boat into the two feet of water!! Oh the horror!!

    Tell your FB peeps to calm down...you should so photoshop yourself on one of the roller coasters and post that next.
    Accidentally hit the report button! Don't hate me!

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  • **Gasp** BUT you could have fallen off the extremely slow moving boat into the two feet of water!! Oh the horror!! Tell your FB peeps to calm down...you should so photoshop yourself on one of the roller coasters and post that next.
    @JamieK1882, I will give you $10 to do this.

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  • Back story, I have chronic back problems and usually have a relatively high tolerance for pain and pills to make it better, which I can't touch now!

    Pulled a muscle in my back Wednesday morning. Pain ranges from a 5-9.9 and there is not a damn thing I can do about it! Heat, ice, and Tylenol. Nooooo relief! I have gone to urgent care and the ER since then. Felt bad on the way to ER because I hadn't shaved, or washed my hair for that matter, poor nurse. Yeaahhhh she was my DH's cousin! Oops, sorry! She did monitor baby and he is ok!

    It hurts to sit or lay, awesome! I am ready to be a sleep deprived zombie in November! The only thing that brings some relief is a bath, yeah like 8 a day!

    My house is trashed, we have no groceries, my clothes are dirty, and I'm sick of being trapped in this house!!!!

    The end!
  • mander82 said:

    @JamieK1882  Wow....you can't even ride Garfields boring ass ride ?

    sheesh.....I did that once and almost fell asleep.  ha ha ha!!!      I took SD to a public pool Friday after work and they have a slide.  There is a sign saying no pregnant people,  or people with heart conditions can use it.   I did it 3 times.     I am very obviously pregnant,  but the lifeguards didn't try to stop me  :)    

    I doubt I will go to Kennywood this year though.   Even though the potato patch fries would be worth it......I just don't want to see the rollercoasters if I cannot ride them.   

    I know I hate that ride. The only rides that KDub said were ok were the carousel, Noah's Ark, train, and Ghostwood Estates. I did ride the auto ride and Garfield, too. I wanted to ride the big swings but DH put his foot down. : ( Had good pizza and peanut butter fudge  : )
  • ditto on the peanut butter fudge.  

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    Married July 14, 2007  ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013
    BFP   March 7, 2014  -----  EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014

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  • Hugs to everyone! Sounds like everyone is having a crappy Monday so far.

    My bitch involves my puppy as well. So, she is 6 months old and is in the middle of her first heat. Joy :( this is the first time ever I have had an animal go into heat, so it's all new to me. I read up on some of the things that can happen during a heat and I thought I was prepared...

    One of the things is increased urine output.

    So yesterday morning I was taking her out of her of her kennel and was carrying out to the dog run and she had the biggest pee all over me.

    Then last night we got back from a concert and I was taking her out before bed and the same thing. Totally soaked in dog pee. I have never seen so much pee come out of her all at once.

    Hopefully her cycle is almost over and I can not get peed on anymore.

    My DH said our dog is preparing me for when the baby arrives. Joy
    Kaitlyn - born November 7, 2014
  • My bitch: I just had my car interior professionally cleaned on the weekend because I projectile vomited all over my front seat on the way home from work Friday.. Apparently I like their work because I threw up all over my front seat again on my way to the office morning. UGH.
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  • 1. I am so sick! Head cold and it sucks! 2. I have to speak at my grandpas funeral tomorrow sounding like a jack ass. 3. I haven't even washed my "funeral clothes" from dh's grandpa's funeral last week. 4. Someone was kidnapped out side my work last night. Fml! 5. I hit every single red light on my way to work this morning. 6. I'm so fucking hungry!!! And nothing is hitting the spot. 7. My most annoying family member ever is staying at my house and I want to put a mussle on him. He such a sexest ass hole. And if he tells me to get him a beer one more time I'm gonna stab someone! Mondays suck balls!

    WHAT?!

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  • My bitching is minor compared to some of these doozies!  I have a three day, never ending, monster headache.  Sometimes its behind my eyes, sometimes on the top of my head, its annoying.   Im so miz right now!!!   
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    EDD 11.16.14 :)
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