I woke up to a post on my facebook about how drinking okra infused water would cure my diabetes. I mean, comethefuckon. If there really was a cure, don't you think every single person with diabetes would be all over that shit? It's not like we're doing this for fun! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Re: Monday bitchfest - early start!
Nov. '14 January Siggy : Work Sucks!
Me 32-DH 38
Married July 14, 2007 ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013
BFP March 7, 2014 ----- EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014
DH will be home this weekend and that will definitely help. I think some of this high anxiety has to do with that!
I drank rum last night. With pineapple. I envisioned myself sitting on a tropical island. It was delightful.
Fast forward to this morning...
I was never on an island. I feel like shit. It's Monday.
Praying unceasingly for a miracle. ALL welcome!
This kind of stuff makes DH and I so angry! It's called doing your job. Those guys were just looking for an easy way out! Obviously Lowes said it was ok, so it is ok, those guys just don't want to do it. So infuriating. I feel your pain.
@FhStar81 Anything really important to DH that you could coax the dog to pee on? I'm mad for you!
@missnacholover I love when people think solutions are that easy. I work in healthcare so I hear some crazy ones. I wish it were though.
My bitch is that my co-worker that i despise came back today from a week vacation. He is already under my skin and it's only 9 AM
DH and I went to Kennywood last night, which is an amusement park near Pittsburgh. We had bought season passes last November before I obviously was pregnant (black Friday special). There isn't much there I can ride now (which kills me because i LOVE roller coasters), but we went to eat all of the good food and walk around and ride a few little rides.
This park must be OVERLY cautious because they literally had the no pregnancy signs on EVERYTHING. Like even the most ridiculous rides. For example, one ride is an indoor, slow-moving boat ride called "Garfield's Adventure." (think an old time tunnel of love type ride). You sit there in extremely slow moving water, it's not jerky or rocky or anything, and wear 3D glasses and look at stupid Garfield paintings on the wall.
On the sign it said you couldn't ride if you were pregnant. Even my extremely overly cautious DH thought it was ridic so we rode it. I posted a pic on my fb of me by the sign with the caption "I totally rode this..such a rebel." I woke up to SO MANY comments on my fb wall about how I'm endangering my child and I need to calm down. This is from people who live in the area and know what kind of ride it is. It SERIOUSLY pissed me off because it made me feel like an awful mother-to-be and I would NEVER ride it if I thought there was the slightest chance it would hurt the baby.
He woke up with a fever so as soon as they drop the dog off he goes to urgent care. So everyone leaves and the dog pisses on the carpet. I put him out, clean the carpet, decide to give him a bath because MIL smokes and he smells awful. He's such a sweetheart. But then he gets out of the bath and sprays AGAIN. FML. And DH is being no help because he's sick.
I want to let the dog in because he's been outside alone, but I really don't want to clean up pee all week long.
Tell your FB peeps to calm down...you should so photoshop yourself on one of the roller coasters and post that next.
Dx: PCOS
DS1 born 11/2014
DS2 born 11/2018
3 previous losses
Rainbow baby due 12/2021 - Team Green
Pulled a muscle in my back Wednesday morning. Pain ranges from a 5-9.9 and there is not a damn thing I can do about it! Heat, ice, and Tylenol. Nooooo relief! I have gone to urgent care and the ER since then. Felt bad on the way to ER because I hadn't shaved, or washed my hair for that matter, poor nurse. Yeaahhhh she was my DH's cousin! Oops, sorry! She did monitor baby and he is ok!
It hurts to sit or lay, awesome! I am ready to be a sleep deprived zombie in November! The only thing that brings some relief is a bath, yeah like 8 a day!
My house is trashed, we have no groceries, my clothes are dirty, and I'm sick of being trapped in this house!!!!
The end!
I had an A/S scheduled but due to some minor complications, they sent me in early just to make sure everything was ok. Not only were we somewhat worried, but were still excited for our big 20 weeks A/S to see how much he had grown.
We get there and luckily everything was fine, he was just breech (for now), HOWEVER, the ENTIRE time we were there we weren't able to focus on our LO. The tech talked NON STOP about how people were pissing her off all day and how she went to the dollar store and people wouldn't watch their kids and they were on welfare and they were only concerned with the cigarettes being 50% off. When I would interject and ask where the face was (breech doesn't give such fabulous pictures:/), she wouldn't point it out, she would just say "It's right there. So how much do you guys make a year? Do you qualify for WIC? This country is insane"

And this happened the ENTIRE visit. We got 4 pictures, 3 of which I have no idea what I'm looking at & I was so sad when we left bc it was SUPER impersonal
OH WELL.... :-S
It's twin girls!! Born on 11-2-14!
zengal BURN. THAT. HOUSE. TO. THE. GROUND. IMMEDIATELY.
no no no no no. I would FREAKING DIE.
@JamieK1882 Wow....you can't even ride Garfields boring ass ride ?
sheesh.....I did that once and almost fell asleep. ha ha ha!!! I took SD to a public pool Friday after work and they have a slide. There is a sign saying no pregnant people, or people with heart conditions can use it. I did it 3 times. I am very obviously pregnant, but the lifeguards didn't try to stop me
I doubt I will go to Kennywood this year though. Even though the potato patch fries would be worth it......I just don't want to see the rollercoasters if I cannot ride them.
Nov. '14 January Siggy : Work Sucks!
Me 32-DH 38
Married July 14, 2007 ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013
BFP March 7, 2014 ----- EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014
@ClrkKntismyAE so they just trust their dog to stay in their yard when they have no containment at all? That isn't safe for the public or the dog! If it gets to be an issue (sounds like it is) I would say something.
@lizgrace03 that is why I hate renting! They nickel and dime you for everything!
I am hungry and it isn't lunch time yet. I need to replenish my snack food supply in my desk.
Now I want peanut butter fudge.
Nov. '14 January Siggy : Work Sucks!
Me 32-DH 38
Married July 14, 2007 ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013
BFP March 7, 2014 ----- EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014
My bitch involves my puppy as well. So, she is 6 months old and is in the middle of her first heat. Joy
One of the things is increased urine output.
So yesterday morning I was taking her out of her of her kennel and was carrying out to the dog run and she had the biggest pee all over me.
Then last night we got back from a concert and I was taking her out before bed and the same thing. Totally soaked in dog pee. I have never seen so much pee come out of her all at once.
Hopefully her cycle is almost over and I can not get peed on anymore.
My DH said our dog is preparing me for when the baby arrives. Joy
2. I have to speak at my grandpas funeral tomorrow sounding like a jack ass.
3. I haven't even washed my "funeral clothes" from dh's grandpa's funeral last week.
4. Someone was kidnapped out side my work last night. Fml!
5. I hit every single red light on my way to work this morning.
6. I'm so fucking hungry!!! And nothing is hitting the spot.
7. My most annoying family member ever is staying at my house and I want to put a mussle on him. He such a sexest ass hole. And if he tells me to get him a beer one more time I'm gonna stab someone!
Mondays suck balls!
WHAT?!