I'm going to sound delusional, I'm not.
Last night DD woke up at 245 crying because her nightlight animal thingy had it's batteries die. I got her to sleep and took the animal downstairs using my phones flashlight. I didn't turn any lights on because then I would be too awake. I changed the batteries in the kitchen and turned to go back upstairs. I glanced at the back door and no joke, I saw two glowing red eyes. I promise. I've seen enough horror movies and read enough books to not investigate. I ran upstairs. Then I stood in the hallway listening. I heard a few thumps from that area of the house, so I woke DH and told him I heard a noise. I made him go look. He did and found nothing out of the ordinary.
There are no red/orange lights or items that would reflect.
WTAF? Now I'm going to be paranoid to look out windows. I also might need to lay off the horror and paranormal books.
Re: I swear there was something outside last night
I had on panties and a tank top. It was a rare night, usually there's no top.
I have no idea why I felt needed to add that. :P
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