WTF Egg & Sperm

iheartsippycups2

Just got back from HSG- she said everything looked perfect. So WTF egg & sperm, why you no like each other?! Get together this month & plant a good seed already.

pettycrocker

I'm gonna start TTC the old fashioned way "Just get drunk and relax, it'll happen" works for all the MFing crack heads in the world, why not us?! 

Steph1673

Amen!

iheartsippycups2

I'm with you @mrscastillo
 
The best part of the HSG (insert sarcasm here), was the blood they took right before- I asked what it was for, and she said beta check. She said they have to check before they do the test, insurance reasons- I told her we haven't had sex, don't worry, but she still did it. I then proceeded to have to wait 15 minutes for them to tell me for the 2nd time in a week and a half that I am not pregnant.. OMG WTF

iheartsippycups2

My sister suggested going back on the pill, missing a few, and getting knocked up like teenagers do... (she of course was kidding...I think...)

Bananappeal145

Oooh, or go on vacation. I hear that really works wonders for infertility.

ConstanceGoodspeed

Try condoms. They always seem to break during people's fertile window.

Momarazzi007

But it has to be out if a wallet, preferably with the ring embossed into the leather

iheartsippycups2

These are all great ideas. I mean, wtf were we thinking spending all this money on treatments?! Geeze!

Bananappeal145

I know right? It's so easy!

Frenchteachermama

Jump up and down after sex, it's the best method for protection. Or even better, file for bankruptcy and then "accidentally" get pregnant like my sister did. When you can't afford more kids I hear it's super easy to get knocked up.

annibes

^^or the bump old school classic of stuffing a paper towel up there to soak up the sperm. So many lols! That chick MUST have ended up pregnant!

Momarazzi007

annibes said:

^^or the bump old school classic of stuffing a paper towel up there to soak up the sperm. So many lols! That chick MUST have ended up pregnant!

This is the second time I am saying this today... wwwwwwhhhhhhuuuuutttt...?????

SassFrass

Bananappeal145 said:

Oooh, or go on vacation. I hear that really works wonders for infertility.

I think this CAN be possible, because on vacation you tend to relax a little more and aren't constantly worried about ttc.

jk, I am always worried about ttc, but I am hoping, with our week long vacation starting Monday, that some kind of good juju will happen.

annibes

Momarazzi007 said:

annibes said:

^^or the bump old school classic of stuffing a paper towel up there to soak up the sperm. So many lols! That chick MUST have ended up pregnant!

This is the second time I am saying this today... wwwwwwhhhhhhuuuuutttt...?????

Haha it's a bump classic for a reason!