Sorry...wrong board

CountryStyle88

ooopppsss...sorry guys...

Twirple

In all honesty, we can't tell you if you're pregnant.  If you're not due for AF until Tuesday, it is probably too early to test.  wait until Tuesday or Wednesday and if AF doesn't come, take another test.

ambarnett1

I'm sorry, but we're not doctors. You might or might not be pregnant. We don't know. Don't test until after your af is due.

bootsiebabe

Also, the last thing on the mind of most of this board is getting pregnant. We are all trying to survive the fourth trimester. You might get some response you don't like here....

smushi

Can your dog sense stupid?

I'm really sorry, but I just couldn't resist.  

ETA:  OP, there really isn't a 'right' board for that kind of question either, btw.  You'll get blasted anywhere.  

mrscrcalli

No QFP? Come on A14 you're slackin'
Now catch me up!

KatieGummow

I'm a doctor, and yes, you are pregnant. No need for a pregnancy test. So far I have been 100% accurate in diagnosing all these ladies on this board with being pregnant.

smushi

mrscrcalli said:

No QFP? Come on A14 you're slackin' Now catch me up!

Am I pregnant?  My aunt flo is due in a few days but the tests have been negative, but I've already gained 5lbs, have had headaches and back aches, can't stay up til 1am, and now my dog is following me around.

mrscrcalli

The dog is following me aroud?? WTAF?

TallaB

mrscrcalli said:

The dog is following me aroud?? WTAF?

Oh shyte!! I think *I* might be pregnant...
:-SS

Twirple

KatieGummow said:

I'm a doctor, and yes, you are pregnant. No need for a pregnancy test. So far I have been 100% accurate in diagnosing all these ladies on this board with being pregnant.

Shit, does this mean we're pregnant again?!

mrscrcalli

A baby for you, a baby for you, babies for everyone!

MamaFantastic

mrscrcalli said:

A baby for you, a baby for you, babies for everyone!

YOU get a baby, and YOU get a baby, and YOU get a baby!!!!

fourthnlast

KatieGummow

@twirple, I will work on my past tense usage.

CalinAZ

aronie82 said:

Found it!

https://pregnancy.about.com/library/quiz/amipreg/blamipregquiz.htm

Apparently, I have a 57% chance. I'm "probably pregnant" and should go ahead and calculate my due date @-)

Teresa1896

I don't think there is a *right* board for posts like this....

CountryStyle88

All rude comments aside, I would like to apologize for my original post.  I am very glad however that I could be a source of humor for you all.  My original intent was to gain advice and knowledge from women who have already gone through this stage, obviously this was not the correct place to do so and I do apologize for that.  Between juggling two careers, a part time job, and going back to school to obtain my PhD in Mathematics, I joined a community website to (1) talk to women who have been through the same thing I've been going through and (2) it seemed appropriate at the time.  I was mistaken.  I have no hard feelings towards anyone as it was my fault this was started.  I hope that every one on here enjoys motherhood to the fullest and I sincerely wish you all the best.  Again, I apologize.

pineconey

Guise, maybe her REAL BMB will be nice. And filled with puppies and rainbows pooped out by unicorns.

Nijay714

This post made me think of when our LOs were conceived, this time last year we were making our babies!!! There will soon be an A15 board!.. Sorry so random..

MamaFantastic

From one numbers geek to another:

2 weeks time + 1 pregnancy test = your answer

SCIENCE!! ...I mean, math!

sking72

Awww I'm so happy to see we haven't gotten soft and bringing back the gifing. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

sking72

And darn, I only have a 33% chance of being pregnant. I wanted Irish twins!

JessieAlbin

I missed out on all the wysbaby shenanigans. (

irisheyez7

JessieAlbin said:

I missed out on all the wysbaby shenanigans. (

So did I Jessie, but I went back and read the threads a couple of months later. It was some good shit!

melzh411

I havent had sex with DH yet. Should I join the A15 board? Will I be pregnant? My toddler keeps following me around and asking for stuff. She probably senses it.

MamaFantastic

^^ hahahaha!

Bluebird2318

MLC912 said:

Vinny424 said:

Jessieann1020 said:

What does QFP mean??

Quote for prosterity. Means in the event the OP deletes her stuff we can still read it to know what was said

I'm so glad someone asked, I've been trying to figure that out... I've been reading it as "Quit Fucking Posting". 

ETA: I think that works too....

I think I prefer your take on it!