Friends of ours gave my personal cell number

LaurelBee

To the fucks at Kirby vacuums. They've called me 3 times now to set up my in-home free trial, despite the fact I said I wasn't interested and that I wanted to be removed from their list. I'm ragey.

CinemaGoddess

Sign him/her up for emails from Adam & Eve and/or sign them up for AARP.  

LaurelBee

IKR?! I would never give out someone's personal info. Like ever. @CG you're right. I need not get angry. I need to get even. ::strokes mustache creepily:: edit spelling

ILoveBoys

Our go to answer for telemarketing companies is "I'm sorry they died." They never call back.

LadyXaverian

Do you know which friend it was? If so, what are you going to do in return?

I will never understand this. I went to a MaryKay thing a while back and they wanted me to write down phone numbers for them. I left it blank, and they asked, "You don't know anyone whose phone number you can give us?" I told them that yes, I knew plenty of numbers, but no, I wouldn't be giving them out without permission because that's a really shitty thing for a friend to do. They were like, "Oh." ::shrugs::

jesuisfatiguee

I prefer Rainbow vacuums, personally.

LaurelBee

I'm totally putting an add on Craigslist tonight with the husband's number, and I'm going to sign the wife up for sex toy emails. This is genius. Thank you parenting!! I'm going to do it tonight while buzzed so it becomes SO much more enjoyable!

jenn330

I would be LIVID

Your revenge ideas sound perfect. One time someone signed me up for something similar and I signed their address up for obscene amounts of junk mail. Sample products, publisher clearing house, catalogs, etc.

[Deleted User]

Start attempting phone sex with them. Or put your child on the phone.

Sign up for literature from the local LDS or Jehovah Witness.

Shakeology

[Deleted User]

I start singing Britney Spears

minervacullen

In my younger, dumber days, I gave out a number or two. All of the mysterious junk mail makes sense now!
I feel all the shame.

Smootchy

Mackalien13 said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Sign him/her up for emails from Adam & Eve and/or sign them up for AARP.  

Or for colon cleanse services

You'd stay my BFF. I love me a good colon cleanse