WTF-Wednesday

BoyOhBoys · June 2014

I'll start!

WTF coworker? Why does your perfume smell like musty urine??

stoneycakes · June 2014

Are you sure it's perfume?

sarenu1 · June 2014

WTF cold. Go away.

WTF husband's work. You want to send him to Canada for 4th of July weekend? I'm still furious about this one.

Amores0121 · June 2014

WTF lower abdominal muscle pain that woke me up this am and caused me so much pain I was in tears!! Cue call the to the MW. Cue trip to the L&D for them to tell me I'm not in labor. Duh, I already knew that. Half of my and DH's work day down the drain. I am sure you will return tomorrow. Ugh.

WTF CPR class, why do you have to be so long? By the time I get DD home tonight it will be 10:30. The poor thing!

Into+the+Kitty · June 2014

Wtf!!!

Yep, pretty much sums up my feelings about today succinctly.

Aurora_Borealis · June 2014

WTF power company?? If this is something that happens 'all the time' you should have a better process for fixing it!

stoneycakes · June 2014

Chickypoo2468 said: Wtf bump?! Stop logging me out. I don't understand how such a faulty site can be so popular. It's not like they make up for it with their informative articles.

They make up for it with your informative articles.

bumpuser10179393 · June 2014

Wtf! There was a scorpion in our bed this morning and it stung my husband. That could have been me!! I'll be getting an exterminator out asap.

Also wtf, our washer broke on Father's Day and we just finished paying off our new dryer that broke 3 months ago. I'm so thankful for 6 months with no interest at Lowe's.

CLLDLL · June 2014

WTF sons of mine. G why did you decide to scream all the way out of DC because I wouldn't let you have your Binky? You know you only get it at nap and bedtime. It's been that way for over 6 months now.

And D why did you find it hilarious to first give a toy to your screaming brother and then take it from him and tease him with it all the way home? Yes I saw you showing it to him even though you tried to hide that from me.

TJ1979 · June 2014

Wtf E! Why do you refuse to go to bed when daddy isn't home?

Wtf MH's work situation? Why must more money and better opportunities = more travel?

Wtf me? Why are you terrible at parenting 2 alone?

Wtf hormones? Why do you make me cry?

TJ1979 · June 2014

Also, HIMYM, why did your finale have to be so terrible that I get mad even watching reruns since I know the ending?

bumpuser9353653 · June 2014

Wtf daughters of mine? Why did you both have to pee on the couch within 5 minutes of each other, just a week after we had it professionally cleaned?

Stupid diapers leaking out the legs!

flummadiddle85 · June 2014

stringy813 said:

TJ1979 said:

Wtf E! Why do you refuse to go to bed when daddy isn't home? Wtf MH's work situation? Why must more money and better opportunities = more travel? Wtf me? Why are you terrible at parenting 2 alone? Wtf hormones? Why do you make me cry?

@tj1979 - parenting a newbown and toddler alone is one of my biggest fears. it sucks that your H has to travel right now - but you are doing a great job. give yourself one of these

and here:

Mine too. #2 will only be 3mo, andDS 21mo when DH starts wrestling season. I'll be on my own from 6:45am-9pm everyday except Sunday. WTF DS, why are you taking so long to go to sleep, last night and tonight. And why did you stay awake for 2+hr in the MOTN?! And WTF DH, stop telling me our 1yo is "manipulating" me. I'm pretty sure he's not....

sarenu1 · June 2014

Chickypoo2468 said:

stringy813 said:

TJ1979 said:

Wtf E! Why do you refuse to go to bed when daddy isn't home? Wtf MH's work situation? Why must more money and better opportunities = more travel? Wtf me? Why are you terrible at parenting 2 alone? Wtf hormones? Why do you make me cry?

@tj1979 - parenting a newbown and toddler alone is one of my biggest fears. it sucks that your H has to travel right now - but you are doing a great job. give yourself one of these

and here:

Mine too. #2 will only be 3mo, andDS 21mo when DH starts wrestling season. I'll be on my own from 6:45am-9pm everyday except Sunday. WTF DS, why are you taking so long to go to sleep, last night and tonight. And why did you stay awake for 2+hr in the MOTN?! And WTF DH, stop telling me our 1yo is "manipulating" me. I'm pretty sure he's not....
My 8 month old totally manipulates me.

Same with mine. He screams, I pick him up, he goes back to sleep, I start to lower him into his crib and he wakes. Back out and he's fine....

N_Koz · June 2014

WTF DH why didn't you tell me before now that we are totally not going to be able to buy a house this year unless someone just gifts us like 10 grand more than we already saved. I hate this rental, baby proofing is a nightmare and I just want to cry at the thought of still living here with a toddler. WTF baby why are you being so mean lately? Is it a tooth or have you suddenly become a tiny 12 year old?