Open Letters

jlove253

Hey ladies!

Anyone have an open letter they'd like to share?

jlove253

Here's mine:

Dear LO,
I don't think you realize this, but I just saw you again yesterday. Your spine always amazes me in ultrasounds- how each vertebrae lights up. I want you to know that just like your sister, the HG is worth it to have you. That being said, THANK YOU for making it easier on me than your sister did (so far). If you could somehow keep that up I'd appreciate it.
Love, MommyLove

PS: I still expect awesome Mother's Day gifts, even if I don't puke again. You owe me.

Celticlass6

Dear Husband,

Take some initiative with the housework. Why am I always the one that has to say the floors need sweeping or the sheets changed. Yes you help out once I start, but for once I'd like to be surprised by you starting it first. Or (gasp) have it already done without me mentioning it.

Love,
Your cranky wife

(Perhaps this would have been better in bitchfest?)

NLJ82

Dear DH,

Just shut up. Seriously. 5 minutes...just SHUT. UP. I don't want to hear your opinion, whining, complaints, work drama or "we gotta get this done immediately" rants...EVER. SHUT UP! 

'Love',

-Your wife who is always right.   ~X(

jlove253

WildFlower810 said:

Dear manager who said you wanted to see DH's resume "as soon as possible",

It's been a month. A month of total silence. We're grown ups and can take it if you've decided not to interview DH, but leaving us hanging is horrible. Please get back to us. Get back to us, "as soon as possible." 

Sincerely,

One pissed-off pregnant wife

Has your h given them a call? That would make me nuts. I'm sorry. DH had something similar happen a couple years ago where the principal he had interviewed with said he wanted to hire him and then never called. Eventually we found out the principal had to have emergency surgery and had been hospitalized for a couple weeks! It all worked out and I hope it does for your h as well!

jillybean7582

Dear lady who rear ended my husband friday,

If your not going to freaking put your damn cell phone away when your driving at least stop looking at it for the 60 seconds it takea to get off an exit ramp. You know your coming up to a yeild to on coming traffic pay freaking attention. Our car will now probably be totalled and since it is less than a year old we owe more than it is worth which means we will probably have to roll the difference into a new car loan and be even further upside down on a new vehicle. You suck lady.

Dear gangbanger without a valid DL who rear ended my husband on Monday,

No I don't give a flying fuck that you are probably going back to jail and won't see your kids because we called the cops after you hit my husband. Our 22 month old son was in the car, you destroyed our bumper, we now have to pay our $500 deductible because you don't have insurance, and now both of our carseats need replaced in a matter of 3 days. If you don't want to go to jail quit doing stuipd shit.

Dear Universe,

Can you give us a small break please? See above two open letters. Each time we get the 12 weeks of my pay saved up we will need to cover my unpaid maternity leave you spit in our face and we have to dip into that money and start pinching pennies again to save ot back up.

Signed the really stressed out pregnant lady.

absolutelymaybe

Dear Spontaneously Emo/Hormonal Self:

Get your shit together. You hate your job and it feels like you're being pushed out of all the projects, but at least you still have that job. You miss seeing the babies, and yes, it's been almost a month but you get to see them Thursday! You're hungry, but nothing sounds good (but, hey, at least you're not puking!). And this STUPID commercial is in Spanish and damnit why don't I know Spanish? I should freaking know Spanish! 

Sincerely, 

Normal Self

(yeah, I think I'm having a pregnancy breakdown this evening)

JamieK1882

Dear Mom and MIL, I love you both, but if you don't stop driving me nuts about this baby I'm gonna scream! Things are a little different now than when you raised kids over 30 years ago. Yes, we are getting an infant car seat and not it does not mean I will love my baby less than you loved yours because I'm carrying it in a car seat instead of holding it. No, I do not want used baby equipment you found at a yard sale from the. 70s. There are safety regulations now. Just stop. Seriously, Super annoyed daughter/DIL

Jatpa003

Dear parent at Costco,
Please don't be so freakin' lazy that you cannot take your daughter to the washroom so she can wash her hand but somehow you feel it is ok that she " washes" her hands in the fountain water that comes out if the pop machine?!? WTF

Sincerely a pregnant lady who no longer wants pop...

Celticlass6

zengal said:

Dear Sriracha,

Why have I only so recently discovered you!? I feel like we lost out on some good years. If I had known that you are delicious on pasta, sandwiches, and tonight even pizza (!), our love affair could have started long ago. But thank you for coming into my life now. Mwah.
Yours, truly.

This stuff is awesome on hummus and Mac and cheese!