The saga of Small-Dicked Chucklefuck continues.

CinemaGoddess

For those of you who weren't here over the weekend, here's a recap:

Saturday afternoon, the girls had an epic tantrum in the parking garage at our apartment.  I wasn't there to help and DH had just finished a marathon, so he was having problems getting them up to our apartment.  Small-Dicked Chucklefuck, some guy who lives in our apartment building, took it upon himself to not only call the cops but to come down and yell at DH about the tantrums.  Needless to say, we were pissed beyond belief at this guy.  The cops did come by and made sure the girls were ok.  They were fine, of course. 

I dropped off the girls this morning at DC and when I got home, I saw one of our neighbors in the garage.  She knows me and the girls because she sees us all the time.  She took me aside and told me about something that happened yesterday. 

SDCF had some friends over and they were using the pool area for a BBQ.  Neighbor, who for the sake of this story I will call Jane, was there along with a few other neighbors.  Jane and the other neighbors all had their kids there.  

SDCF starts telling the story of what happened in the garage.  He made it seem like he was the hero in the whole thing and DH was basically abusing the girls because of their tantrums. 

Jane and the other moms look at each other like, "WTAF?" Then one mom, who also has a set of twins a little older than the girls, lays into SDCF about this whole thing.  She asked him if he offered to help.  She asked him if he did anything other than sit in his apartment and judge.  SDCF tried to play it off but then the other moms and Jane started calling him out on it, too. 

Jane said that the more they yelled at him, the redder he got until he finally walked away.  His friends, apparently, were snickering the entire time and one of them came up to Jane and said they didn't believe what he said about the heroism because SDCF is, in friends words, "A pretty big douchebag."  

VENGENCE IS (indirectly) OURS.  

Monkeybabe

Fuck yeah, Jane!

angelashly

Glad he got called out. Even better in front of friends

RondackHiker

I missed the original story... holy crap. It's bad enough dealing with tantrums and this douche CALLED THE POLICE? 

What the fuck.

I'm so glad he was called out and made to look like the complete shithead that he is. What a douche.

NeneCakies

A most excellent update! Happy he got the verbal nut punch he deserved if not an actual one (or many).

CinemaGoddess

ScoutNumbers05 said:

I would assume the police are required to at least come out and see what's up when they get a report of a man abusing his kids (which it sounds like is the way this guy was painting it).

They are.  We weren't mad that the cops were called, really.  We were mad at this asshole coming down and yelling at DH and not even attempting to find out what was going on.  He went from 0 to OMG CALL THE COPS in an insanely short amount of time.  

interzone

Missed the original story. Holy shit. What a toolbag. My childfree guy friends probably wouldn't offer (or know how to help) but they'd never call the cops. They'd just be glad they weren't wrangling raging kids.

angelashly said:

Glad he got called out. Even better in front of friends

Yes! Even better the 'friends' already know he's a douchebag. I'm sure they'll torment him about this for years to come if a kid is making any kind of noise in the vicinity. My H and his friends certainly would.

CinemaGoddess

Mackalien13 said:

I bet his penis is really small.

I'm kind of sorry I wasn't there because I would've made several references to his dick being the size of a Vienna Sausage and I was so so sorry about his small dick.  

CinemaGoddess

Also, I may or may not have spent a lot of yesterday yelling at this guy in my head. 

fintin

Super glad that douche got set straight! Who calls the police because kids are throwing a fit? A person without kids that's who!! Ass hat!

CinemaGoddess

fredalina said: I didn't mean to fault the police, just that some idiot would call the police over a tantrum and they had to respond. I get that be probably lied about what was happening. But it's scary to think about potential consequences of a douchebag. That's what I meant. Oh no.  I totally get where you were coming from.  We were grateful that the police came because we know we'd be able to depend on them if something bad did happen.  

I'm hoping that the verbal bitchslap he got will make him think twice about calling the police without at least first checking out the situation.   Our apartment building has a lot of kids and sometimes there is screaming.  I always try to figure out where the screaming is coming from and the nature of the screaming (tantrum vs. terror) before acting.  

vandelay

Niiiiice. I love it when justice prevails.

LTMama

Wow, Jane & co are awesome neighbors, good for them for putting him in his place.

ASmallWonder

Missed the original story but this was amazing.  What an ass bag.

plus12012

May SDCF be blessed one day with tantrum throwing Quadruplets.

littlestjerry

I love this triumphant ending and your non-small dicked neighbors!

jorkz821

That's awesome. Jane for president!

LaurelBee

I missed your OPs about the SDCF, but I knew the second I read the thread title, you posted this CG Glad it had a good ending! Boo-ya

LadyXaverian

Small dick chuckle fuck shall be my new favorite insult.

I'm glad the good guys won. SDCF is the worst.

virgin4lyfe

I have a neighbor who also goes from 0 to OMG COPS in three seconds. They suck. All my sympathy.
Glad you got indirect vengeance. Sometimes it's the best kind.