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MinnesotaMomma91

So idea, we confess one thing for us and one for our so. Lets see how this goes.

My confession: this morning i forgot to eat breakfast with my meds. Bent over to get bentley fruit out of the fridge and it was instant nausea. Ive.never eaten a granola bar so fast to keep meds down. Ill now hang my head in shame for being so stupid.

Bfs confession: im such a romantic guy that i told my girlfriend she looks like christopher walkin with short hair thats slicked back in a pompador. And then wondered why she called me an ass hole

Eta typing is hard on a mobile phone

Cosmic+Love

Now that I am at work I realize that my bra is clearly visible through my shirt.

DH Confession: I (probably) noticed that my wife's bra was showing this morning, but we are in an argument, so I didn't tell her.

ETA: Part two.

TrueBeliever925

My confession: I cancelled my hair appointment only to put my wet hair in a ponytail on the top of my head and cut it myself. However, my friend who was coaching me failed to mention that the angle at which I cut it is directly correlated to the layers of which my hair now has (which I didn't want in the first place and should have known better -- mommy brain). There is about 6 inch difference from the top layers to the tip of my hair and it's driving me bonkers. Lesson learned. Impatience at it's finest. 

SO's confession: I almost caught a bag of popcorn on fire in the microwave at 1:30 this morning because I needed to eat and was "starving" because I hadn't eaten anything all day ( = 2 out of 3 meals). 

(edit: words!)

ELauren88

LO leaked a little last night (trying a new fit..didn't work obvi), and I didn't notice immediately. I noticed while getting her sippy ready that my shirt was a little wet. Well, I was running late for my firat morning shift of work, so I just spritz some perfume on, and ran out the door.

SO: I woke up the same time as DW to get ready for work, but instead of helping get LO ready, or anything, I just did my morning routine and left. I'm nice like that.

ludali

ELauren88 said:

SO: I woke up the same time as DW to get ready for work, but instead of helping get LO ready, or anything, I just did my morning routine and left. I'm nice like that.

We have the same husband!

janneann1127

Mine: we are moving next Monday and I have not packed one single box.
DH: I like to complain about being tired all the time because I have to wake up at 5:30 AM. But so does my wife. She is smart & goes to bed at 9 PM. I decide to stay up until 11. Every night.

ludali

janneann1127 said:

DH: I like to complain about being tired all the time because I have to wake up at 5:30 AM. But so does my wife. She is smart & goes to bed at 9 PM. I decide to stay up until 11. Every night.

Seriously, channeling my DH again!

V&G101808

Me: While I'm happy my MIL got a much needed full time job, I'm selfishly upset that my 2-day-a-week free childcare option is gone.

DH: I'm just going to play on my phone while in bed and not pay attention to my wife.  She's mentioned it drives her bonkers but she's probably just PMSing so I won't stop.

nittanygirl28

Mine: working from home today and did not shower, wash my face or even fix last night's bedtime ponytail. I did change into clean sweats, brush teeth and put on deo.

DH: I let my wife get the baby changed, fed and ready for daycare and make my lunch while all I did was shower and dress myself and enjoy coffee. She doesn't have needs, does she? Working from home doesn't count, right?

BlondieBia21

Mine- I have a wedding to go to tomorrow and I think I need to go buy a new outfit so it'll match my Tula.

DH- I don't clean up after myself (even when I know my wife deep cleaned all surfaces including floors) because I know she will just clean it.

coraggiosa

My husband owns a gelato company. I'm his informal taste tester. I will frequently tell him he needs to bring home more samples of a certain flavor so that I can "be sure" that it's good. Those are lies. I just want more gelato, but I don't want to sound like a fat ass. 

My mind is blanking on a DH confession. I'll come back if I think of one.

MommyKristin88

coraggiosa said:

My husband owns a gelato company. I'm his informal taste tester. I will frequently tell him he needs to bring home more samples of a certain flavor so that I can "be sure" that it's good. Those are lies. I just want more gelato, but I don't want to sound like a fat ass. 

My mind is blanking on a DH confession. I'll come back if I think of one.

After I ate your husband's gelato I was considering asking if I could be your sister wife. I'll be a  fat ass with you!

MyBaby2013

I'm suppose to call and get my new work schedule. I'm waiting till the last second so maybe they "forgot" to put me on it and I can stay home the extra week.

DH: I'm going to cut a bunch of fruit and leave the trash can outside. Only to invite the neighborhood bear to ransack it, drag it around the house and chow down 3 feet from our back patio. I thought I was cool. My wife, not so much.

WildRumpus

MommyKristin88 said:

coraggiosa said:

My husband owns a gelato company. I'm his informal taste tester. I will frequently tell him he needs to bring home more samples of a certain flavor so that I can "be sure" that it's good. Those are lies. I just want more gelato, but I don't want to sound like a fat ass. 

My mind is blanking on a DH confession. I'll come back if I think of one.

After I ate your husband's gelato I was considering asking if I could be your sister wife. I'll be a  fat ass with you!


Yep. I think I should get another gallon of the salted caramel, JUST TO BE SURE.

WildRumpus

I pretended to be tired last night to get out of the anniversary BJ I didn't give DH. Meh.

I'm blanking on one for DH

Snowbird7

I can't think of one for DH!

Me: I'm officially lame. Last weekend, we went on a little vacation. It was LO's first real hotel stay, and since we were all in one room, DH and I had to turn out all the lights each night at 7:30. So after we put little man down in his pack and play every night, DH and I cranked the AC, gathered Doritos and Snickers from the vending machine, got under the down comforter, read our phones, and whispered our conversations while listening to LO snore softly. It was one of the most fun vacations I've been on.

TrueBeliever925

You guys are too cute @ayanahazel1!  

coraggiosa

MommyKristin88 said:

coraggiosa said:

My husband owns a gelato company. I'm his informal taste tester. I will frequently tell him he needs to bring home more samples of a certain flavor so that I can "be sure" that it's good. Those are lies. I just want more gelato, but I don't want to sound like a fat ass. 

My mind is blanking on a DH confession. I'll come back if I think of one.

After I ate your husband's gelato I was considering asking if I could be your sister wife. I'll be a  fat ass with you!

As SOON as we are done with the renovations at our house, we need to hang out! I can bring more gelato  

nnikki10

Mine: I told the sitter I got held over at work for like 30 mins. I actually went to target.

DH: I constantly text my co worker all night long even though I've spent all day with him instead of talking to my wife. I know I haven't seen her in 3 days but I'll see her on the weekend.

MommyKristin88

coraggiosa said:

MommyKristin88 said:

coraggiosa said:

My husband owns a gelato company. I'm his informal taste tester. I will frequently tell him he needs to bring home more samples of a certain flavor so that I can "be sure" that it's good. Those are lies. I just want more gelato, but I don't want to sound like a fat ass. 

My mind is blanking on a DH confession. I'll come back if I think of one.

After I ate your husband's gelato I was considering asking if I could be your sister wife. I'll be a  fat ass with you!

As SOON as we are done with the renovations at our house, we need to hang out! I can bring more gelato  

I enjoyed hanging out with you anyway, but I also never turn down an opportunity to eat, so I'm there!