Sippin on Gin and Juice...

NotSharknado

Not really, I'm drinking beer. Who's drinking?

NotSharknado

Did I miss anything good?

monkeybutt61612

I just had a dirty martini.  It's been a day with these children,

NotSharknado

Friday can't come fast enough. Dom's last day of school was today, YAHOO!

NotSharknado

Forgot to put sunblock on today and I'm feeling it.

secretsout

I'm waiting on wine and dinner.

I'm not sure how the night will go.  L napped until 6 so I think that bedtime will be pushed back to god knows when.  I don't know what I was thinking letting him sleep that long (4 hours?).

NotSharknado

My kid is seriously the biggest jerk this week.

NotSharknado

ScoutNumbers05 said:

The wine is waiting for me. We shall be together soon.

Reunited and it feels so good......

NotSharknado

MrsBadKat said:

I'm getting down on a large cherry Icee. Party on, Wayne!

Schwinnng.

NotSharknado

I'm really diggin Calvin Harris "Summer". Makes me dance.

klondikebar

That looks painful @notsharknado. Do you have something good to put on it? I swear by Kool-Down, but it's not available everywhere. I think some Walgreens have it, but I just directly order from Kool-Down's site. It's like a miracle in a bottle. I use it when I burn myself cooking.

NotSharknado

KlondikeBar said:

That looks painful @notsharknado. Do you have something good to put on it? I swear by Kool-Down, but it's not available everywhere. I think some Walgreens have it, but I just directly order from Kool-Down's site. It's like a miracle in a bottle. I use it when I burn myself cooking.

I do have this stuff that works really well. I'm hopping in the shower and going to lotion up. #skinsuitready

I'll be back.

ssmb_clarinet

GotGingy said:

DH just went to get pizza.  Tonight's gonna be a good night. 

Especially if he gets beer too!

ssmb_clarinet

GotGingy said:

ssmb_clarinet said:

GotGingy said:

DH just went to get pizza.  Tonight's gonna be a good night. 

Especially if he gets beer too!

He did!  I think I'll keep him!

A winner for sure!

studyinpink

Omg. @NotSharknado‌ @justAphase‌

DreadLoc

i'm at work.  no drinky for me.

 

but I'M AT WORK AND ON THE INTERNET.

this is amazing.  i love it here.

secretsout

I asked my husband to bring me some unoaked chardonnay.  I am wondering what he will show up with.

I feel really pretentious saying "unoaked chardonnay" but I don't even know if it is a pretentious thing to say or not.  

MamatoA2010

@NotSharknado‌ - you really got fried! Solarcaine works good for me. Hope you get some relief. Sunburns suck!

shadypines

Outside in backyard. Not yet. Probably tomorrow.

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klondikebar

DH burns even when he is vigilant with the sunblock. Fair skinned Irish problem. He'll look like a lobster and go back to pasty white.Thankfully, I never burn even when I forget sunblock.

RondackHiker

Nursing and rocking dd while DS reads in bed.

Dd keeps clamping down tightly and then staring at me with this amused expression while I fumble to get her off because holy shit it hurts.

It's an adorable expression but shit, baby. No biting!

theimpossibleastronaut

H starts vacay tomorrow, and I'm off all next week. I just need to make it one more day!

NotSharknado

So today is 14 years since my mom passed. Seriously doesn't feel that long. It's crazy.

theimpossibleastronaut

Hugs @NotSharknado‌

NotSharknado

KlondikeBar said:

DH burns even when he is vigilant with the sunblock. Fair skinned Irish problem. He'll look like a lobster and go back to pasty white.Thankfully, I never burn even when I forget sunblock.

I accept my full Irish blood but I'm so glad my kids got the Italian skin. I wish this pasty freckle mess on no one.

NotSharknado

I'm getting wastey face.

klondikebar

Hugs @notsharknado.

RondackHiker

Hugs @NotSharknado‌

NotSharknado

Was the UO any good? I'm only going in if butter was mentioned.

secretsout

hugs @notsharknado

NotSharknado

Sophia farted on my hand while applying triple paste. She's so ROOD.

secretsout

I've got my unoaked chardonnay.  I'm not sure how I feel about it.  I will have to keep drinking it to see.

The neighbor just stopped by to tell us there was a break in a few doors down.  This morning around 8 or 9.  It makes me feel really anxious to think that they were robbing our neighbors' house while we were eating breakfast.  

I'm going to hope/pretend that my 96 lb dog is enough to deter a would-be robber, even though he's useless as an actual guard dog.

shadypines

Lots of hugs to you @NotSharknado‌

NotSharknado

pobrecita said:

"And where are YOUR clothes going to go?"

Hahahahaha NO.

Lol

littlestjerry

pobrecita said:

"And where are YOUR clothes going to go?" Hahahahaha NO.

GOD, I HATE THIS. What an original joke, yuppie suburban wife! 

littlestjerry

MrsButt said:

Ugh. I knew it was Sophia. Fucking Sofia the First. 

Don't you talk about Sofia! 

The other day, her movie was on that, like, explains her background with the girl in the village doing alright and becoming a princess overnight and DS kept talking over it. I wanted to be like, "Will you shut the fuck up, already, I'm trying to watch." But, I kept it in because I'm a very good mom. Anyway, I like Sofia. 

NotSharknado

We are Sofia fans here too.

littlestjerry

Blue Ribbon Bunny is top five best songs ever, I'd say. 

jorkz821

Hugs @NotSharknado‌. 14 years is so long but also probably feels like just yesterday, hey? It's been 21 years for me. OMG. 21.

jorkz821

Thanks to crappy/no naps today, it's not quite 7pm and both kids in bed! H is on nightshift so I think I will make a chocolate chip cookie in a mug.