Dear MIL, Why on earth would you text my husband and state that you're hosting Fathers Day when a) you've been divorced for over 20 years and your son's dad lives in ohio (we don't) b) your father passed away.
This is the only holiday we don't have to split families and negotiate on. Please leave it alone. If you'd like to see your son on HIS first Father's Day, call him and ask him what his plans are!
I love having this baby ! But since going back to work times flying by way too fast ! I'm missing my little girl grow up ! You can't buy time , so slow down ! Love sad mommy !
Dear DH , Thanks for helping around the house ( sarcasm ). I've come home everyday from work this week cleaned , cooked , did laundry , bathed the baby , somehow managed to bath myself , got up at 4:30 everyday to get her ready then worked 9 hours everyday this week . All I ask is to clean the bathrooms , but your too hungover for that !! Ugh. ! Love your super exhausted wife !
Married : ** 09/09/2011 ** BFP : 07-18-13 ** Baby #1 is a GIRL , Born 03/12/14 **
Sorry for losing my mind last night when you both screamed for 90 minutes straight. I'll work on being more patient, but if you could work on sleeping that would help out immensely.
Love, mommy
Dear DH,
If it sounds like I'm losing my mind and yelling at defenceless babies maybe you could get the fuck up and help me out.
@Laura8388 boo @CHPhotoMama my LO is seriously happiest when he first wakes up for good in the morning. It makes it easier to get out of bed :x @Futuremrstonyasmith hugs. I hope you get a break soon @bmerr get it gurl!! Let us know if you need bail money. @Jenstwins been there (with one baby) to where I was sobbing by the time I got DH to help. I'm sorry hope tonight is better!
It doesn't count as "watching the baby all day" while I'm at work, when you take him to the sitter for 3 hours of that time. So when I say I need a nap when I get home after 5 straight, very stressful days when you've been "working" from home... Say "yes my love" and stfu.
I'm sorry that we parked in front of the air thingy but our LO had poop all the way up his back. Standing over our shoulders, smoking a cigarette, and loudly bitching about us to your SO was not going to make it go any faster!
-annoyed momma
Dear DH,
If you think for one second that I feel sorry for your hungover ass you are sorely mistaken. You are a grown man with responsibilities. You will drive the 4 hour drive home and I will sit in back with our LO.
-annoyed wife
Dear DS,
I know that you are overly tired from your crazy first night away from home, but if you could sleep on our way home that would be wonderful!
@bmerr sign me up for paypal bail out scheme! Totally worth it If you are a out to swing for her though, please film it so we can cheer and replay the moment oooooo a good film to show at LO's 18th birthday!
Thanks for hosting a cookout for your friends tonight. It was great that you got so drunk you passed out on the table, puked, passed out AGAIN, puked AGAIN, got lost in our YOUR OWN house, and proceeded to dry-heave all night while I took care of our infant daughter & your drunk friends. You'll thank me in the morning when I show u the photos of u asleep with your head on the toilet;)
P.S. The very sound of u breathing air is soo annoying right now.
I miss you ladies. I can't keep up! LO doesn't nap often for more than 30 minutes and the few times I get to check in are during her longer stretches, which maybe happen once or twice a week.
Love,
Saisongbird
Dear H,
You are so good about most things with our LO. And you were AMAZING about letting me get some extra sleep yesterday. HOWEVER - quit bitching about my pumping time and how it affects your schedule. Yes, I get that you spend your time either with the baby or doing things for the baby. Well - pumping is NOT a break. It is doing something FOR the baby. Would you like to have your nipples pulled at by a hospital pump to get one freaking ounce?
- Your doesn't want to hear it wife
Dear boobs and body,
Please respond to the domperidone. Please please please.
- a mommy who is out of options and hurts
Dear school district I am interviewing in,
Please hire me. I am a REALLY good teacher. And you are so much closer (and pay SO much better) than my current district.
- a teacher who doesn't want to be a leave replacement. Again.
RIP Dr. Irving Fishman - 10/1/19-7/25/10 - thank you for holding on for me. You made my wedding day complete.
amdecker1016
member
Re: Open letter saturday!
I hate you.
~Me
Why on earth would you text my husband and state that you're hosting Fathers Day when a) you've been divorced for over 20 years and your son's dad lives in ohio (we don't) b) your father passed away.
This is the only holiday we don't have to split families and negotiate on. Please leave it alone. If you'd like to see your son on HIS first Father's Day, call him and ask him what his plans are!
Yours,
Highly annoyed DIL
Dear DH,
Deal with your mother.
Mommy loves how smiley you have been lately. It just melts my heart when you smile at me.
Love mommy
I love having this baby ! But since going back to work times flying by way too fast ! I'm missing my little girl grow up ! You can't buy time , so slow down !
Love sad mommy !
Dear DH ,
Thanks for helping around the house ( sarcasm ). I've come home everyday from work this week cleaned , cooked , did laundry , bathed the baby , somehow managed to bath myself , got up at 4:30 everyday to get her ready then worked 9 hours everyday this week . All I ask is to clean the bathrooms , but your too hungover for that !! Ugh. !
Love your super exhausted wife !
Married : ** 09/09/2011 ** BFP : 07-18-13 ** Baby #1 is a GIRL , Born 03/12/14 **
** BFP 2 : 01- 05-15 ** EDD 09-11-15 **
I won bitches!
Signed,
Victorious winner
Sorry for losing my mind last night when you both screamed for 90 minutes straight. I'll work on being more patient, but if you could work on sleeping that would help out immensely.
Love, mommy
Dear DH,
If it sounds like I'm losing my mind and yelling at defenceless babies maybe you could get the fuck up and help me out.
Seriously.
@CHPhotoMama my LO is seriously happiest when he first wakes up for good in the morning. It makes it easier to get out of bed :x
@Futuremrstonyasmith hugs. I hope you get a break soon
@bmerr get it gurl!! Let us know if you need bail money.
@Jenstwins been there (with one baby) to where I was sobbing by the time I got DH to help. I'm sorry
Stop breaking the law, assholes.
Sincerely,
The new sherif in town
Dear DH,
It doesn't count as "watching the baby all day" while I'm at work, when you take him to the sitter for 3 hours of that time. So when I say I need a nap when I get home after 5 straight, very stressful days when you've been "working" from home... Say "yes my love" and stfu.
Sincerely,
I'll cut you.
Hurry up and cool off so I can frost you!!
Sincerely,
Running late to a BBQ
I'm sorry that we parked in front of the air thingy but our LO had poop all the way up his back. Standing over our shoulders, smoking a cigarette, and loudly bitching about us to your SO was not going to make it go any faster!
-annoyed momma
Dear DH,
If you think for one second that I feel sorry for your hungover ass you are sorely mistaken. You are a grown man with responsibilities. You will drive the 4 hour drive home and I will sit in back with our LO.
-annoyed wife
Dear DS,
I know that you are overly tired from your crazy first night away from home, but if you could sleep on our way home that would be wonderful!
Love, mom
Me: Endo, PCOS, septated uterus (mostly removed)
DH: perfect
Started TTC in June 2011
Baby boy born 3/17/2014
Please get over this little bug/cold quickly. I hate seeing you like this and I want us both to enjoy our first family vacation.
Love,
Your helpless mama
September 2016- Surprise BFP without medical assistance! New Baby due June 2017!
Thanks for hosting a cookout for your friends tonight. It was great that you got so drunk you passed out on the table, puked, passed out AGAIN, puked AGAIN, got lost in our YOUR OWN house, and proceeded to dry-heave all night while I took care of our infant daughter & your drunk friends. You'll thank me in the morning when I show u the photos of u asleep with your head on the toilet;)
P.S.
The very sound of u breathing air is soo annoying right now.
Sincerely,
Mother to your colicky daughter.
RIP Dr. Irving Fishman - 10/1/19-7/25/10 - thank you for holding on for me.
You made my wedding day complete.