FFFC

edoliesmom

Fess up, ladies! >:/

ashcole28

I have this odd man voice in the mornings so I won't answer my phone if someone calls before Im half way through my coffee and my normal non manly voice is back.

edoliesmom

Okay, I hope this isn't too dark...

Much like in the first few months of a birth board when an unfortunate wave of loss threads come rolling in, I have a fear that there could be a wave of SIDS threads rolling in. I'm really wanting to believe this won't be the case, and kind of hoping that a S+TM from a previous BB can confirm this for me..? :-S

Mamamonzo

I get jealous of people who delivered on both my scheduled c section date (4 th) and my due date (9th).

I think it's because he's growing too fast and if I had delivered on time my baby would be younger. Weird I know!

sking72

I can't get anything done because either baby is in need of eating or diaper change, or I am watching her sleep. 8-> currently watching her sleep rather than exercising or getting ready to go out in public.

ckred27

SLSchuerg said:

Okay, I hope this isn't too dark... Much like in the first few months of a birth board when an unfortunate wave of loss threads come rolling in, I have a fear that there could be a wave of SIDS threads rolling in. I'm really wanting to believe this won't be the case, and kind of hoping that a S+TM from a previous BB can confirm this for me..? :-S

With my last two babies we had no SIDS deaths in our birth boards that I can remember, I really hope we are all safe on this board as well!

Teresa1896

@SLSchuerg‌ on my old BMB (july11), the only SIDS death I remember was one by a fairly regular member who said her baby died of SIDS. Turned out she made the whole thing up.

SIDS is way less common than pregnancy loss is. Try not to worry.

zoopsiedaisy

We slept at our family camp last night and instead of bringing in the rnp from the car we put the changing table pad on the floor and I slept on an air matress next to her. The best part is that she freaking loved it. She fell asleep on her own twice! She's only ever fallen asleep with me or DH. So laziness on the parent's part turned into a baby win for LO!! Edit to mention the two 4 hour stretches of sleep we got too!!
Edit to also add that I'm in the bathroom and she is laying on the changing pad making the happiest, cutest noises! I guess we need another pad for our house. It may help her like her activity mat more. The many revelations of lazy parenting.

MrsZ0811

I sobbed last night and begged my daughter to "shut-up"... After the 3rd straight hour of her full on screaming at 3 am.

-I feel like a horrible mom for doing that!

Teresa1896

I invited my mil to go with me and the kids to Tiny Town ( a miniature kid-sized town near us, complete with tiny train!). She can't go because she has drs appts. And I'm glad!

LO is watching Mickey Mouse with dd right now. He seems to like the colors and movement of it. Stops him from screaming. And I don't give 2 shits if he looks at the tv.

homediva

We've been having completely unprotected sex.

It took me over a year and a half to get pregnant last time and only after I weened did I fall pregnant, so I'm not too worried but I secretly would love to have another one. DH thinks we are protected because I'm EBF but obviously we know we could end up knocked up.

(Also, no SIDS reports on my old board, I don't believe. Try not to worry too much though it's hard not to!).

nicole mackenzie

LO is wide awake but I'm tired and am being a horrible mom and not really talking to her much

AmberLiz99

I sometimes feel sad that I don't get to give dd the attention I want because I'm so busy with my 3 year old.

I have a client meeting at 11 today that I have to bring both kids to, and I keep trying to think of a way to get out of it.

PoppySeedWindsor

I overheard hubster masturbating today through the baby monitor. 

I also don't wash our woobers nearly enough.

MapleLeafMama

I had a once in a lifetime opportunity come up for this weekend. But, due to Dd being so young and not being able to get child care for DS and DD while DH is at work, I had to decline. And I'm bitter and resentful.

PoppySeedWindsor

AprilMay9 said:

H went back to work this week. I don't really miss him. I feel awful saying that but I feel like I have a much better routine now and he was always buzzing around the house cleaning things and doing projects and I felt like I couldn't relax.

I felt the same exact way. There's so much more pressure and stress when he's home during the day.

ckred27

I'm totally aware of the fact the my siggy pictures are obnoxiously huge but I'm too lazy to do anything about it...

Sisimama10

I can't see siggys. So, when there is a monthly siggy challenge poll, I just vote for who I like the most.

Teresa1896

KendraColeslaw said:

Teresa1896 said:

the only SIDS death I remember was one by a fairly regular member who said her baby died of SIDS. Turned out she made the whole thing up.

What. The fuck.

Yeah....it was nuts!!!

ckred27

Oh another one: DH had his Vasectomy last week (yay!) but some crazy irrational part of my brain desperately wants to throw caution to the wind and not use protection for the month or two there is still a possibility of pregnancy and leave it to fate...then the other part of my brain screams NO! but that other part is still sitting there all dreamy eyed of a baby girl.

PoppySeedWindsor

dani+california said:

I overheard hubster masturbating today through the baby monitor. 

I also don't wash our woobers nearly enough.

I need to ask...was he masturbating in the baby's room? Orrrrr you guys have the monitor in your bedroom...? Haha

Still too chicken shit to have her sleep not right next to me (It's a habit I NEED to stop) so we have her in our bedroom in the bassinet. Anyway. Rough night last night meant we slept on mom/in the swing/on the sofa in the living room which meant dad was in the bedroom alone. Monitor was charging in the living room...

ETA: If he DID masturbate in the nursery I feel like that'd be his FFFC.

acrookston

AllyxCore85 said:

I have another one..

My SIL is pregnant with her second and she is currently an out of work teacher that stays at home with her 3yr old son(my nephew). My BIL doesnt want her going back to work after the new baby is born(in August) so he wants her to watch my son and both her kids. The idea is we would pay her but it would be less than the daycare we currently registered at. It would save us money and they would still be getting some sort of income from her which will help them.

It is a great idea and I love my SIL, she is amazing with kids and I know she will take great care of my son, and I love that DS will be able to spend so much time with his cousins. But I am secretly really jealous that she will get all that time with him instead of me. Even though there is no way DH and I could ever have me be a SAHM for financial reasons. I have this irrational fear that DS will become more attached to SIL than me. Cause I will be at work all day and he will be with her. 

I feel the same way about my MIL watching our son

mamahann

KendraColeslaw said:

I didn't feel like doing anything at all yesterday, so I told DH when he got home (I was in bed, in pjs) that LO was awake and fussy all day. She actually slept most of the day and was her usual easy self.

No shame, I've done this too! I figure I only have a few more weeks of leave so I can enjoy some lazy days.

PoppySeedWindsor

I also told hubster that I threw his mac and cheese away while cleaning the fridge when in fact, I ate it. 

bootsiebabe

Ashleyahann said:

KendraColeslaw said:

I didn't feel like doing anything at all yesterday, so I told DH when he got home (I was in bed, in pjs) that LO was awake and fussy all day. She actually slept most of the day and was her usual easy self.

No shame, I've done this too! I figure I only have a few more weeks of leave so I can enjoy some lazy days.

I'm seriously considering this for today...

Sisimama10

This is the first day I've gotten out of bed before 11 in a long time.

smushi

I wanted to get things clean around the house for the inlaws' visit today, so I tried to put LO in my new Boba carrier.  He threw up big chunks all over me and him when I tried to put him in it.  

I told DH he'd need to help when he gets home, and he tells me 'it's just my parents.'

OK then jerk, they can sleep on skanky sheets and roll around in dog hair.  I don't care.

hlm184

Sometimes M shits himself to sleep.  And I'm just so happy he's asleep, I don't change him right away.

edoliesmom

Thanks for the reassurance, everyone. @mummyofsix I didn't really how much if a difference in ratio there was of miscarriage to SIDS. So glad it's not as common...

@Sisimama10‌ That's hilarious! But it also makes me never want to compete in the siggy challenge ever again. lol

mrscrcalli

PoppySeedWindsor said:

I overheard hubster masturbating today through the baby monitor. 

I also don't wash our woobers nearly enough.

Lmao! How does that happen? Is he real vocal , like talks dirty to his peen?

janice9821

I sang to my boobs today. My supply seems to have dropped and I was encouraging them. DD did this. I guess I'm embarrassing her already.

PoppySeedWindsor

mrscrcalli said:

I overheard hubster masturbating today through the baby monitor. 

I also don't wash our woobers nearly enough.

Lmao! How does that happen? Is he real vocal , like talks dirty to his peen?

I heard...shuffling and uh, smacking I guess come through the monitor. At first I thought t was the cats fucking around in the bedroom but then I realized they were both at my feet. Once it stopped I heard the dead give away sigh of relief...

BeckyF82

I have a video of DD crying bloody murder on my phone and when my mum phones to chat, and wants to waffle on endlessly and I don't want to speak to her, I play the video clip and pretend DD is crying so I can justify saying goodbye abruptly.

rockstarlaw

I am almost 4wks PP and thanks to the large number I stole from the hospital & the amazing "you can wash these" revelation from the RTT thread, I am still rocking fat grandma sized mesh panties every day.

maelic

BeckyF82 said:

I have a video of DD crying bloody murder on my phone and when my mum phones to chat, and wants to waffle on endlessly and I don't want to speak to her, I play the video clip and pretend DD is crying so I can justify saying goodbye abruptly.

Genius.

Sisimama10

BeckyF82 said:

I have a video of DD crying bloody murder on my phone and when my mum phones to chat, and wants to waffle on endlessly and I don't want to speak to her, I play the video clip and pretend DD is crying so I can justify saying goodbye abruptly.

Wow. This would be useful in so many situations.

mrscrcalli

BeckyF82 said:

I have a video of DD crying bloody murder on my phone and when my mum phones to chat, and wants to waffle on endlessly and I don't want to speak to her, I play the video clip and pretend DD is crying so I can justify saying goodbye abruptly.

This is the winner today. Awesome.

christinanoelle

BeckyF82 said:

I have a video of DD crying bloody murder on my phone and when my mum phones to chat, and wants to waffle on endlessly and I don't want to speak to her, I play the video clip and pretend DD is crying so I can justify saying goodbye abruptly.

That is amazing! It would come in so handy when MIL wants to keep me on the phone for hours.

tamaraaaa

I think soothie pacifiers look like mini penises and I think it's funny little babies love them so much. Yes, I'm 12.

Ashleypixie

I still haven't made my six week appointment (which is sometime around now) and we've been having unprotected sex. I'm not breast feeding. And and I have gotten pregnant REALLY easy with my other three. I'm playing with fire but I'm just too busy/lazy to call.

maelic

Husband keeps asking me why I pump one side at a time and I keep telling him it's because the hands free bra is uncomfortable and just doesn't work well.

Truth is I enjoy having twice as much quiet time.