Guys, we have skunks.
A couple of weeks ago, a skunk sprayed the siding right next to our side door in the middle of the night. We figured it had gotten in a fight with one of the many wandering neighbor cats, cleaned it off, NBD. Gross, but whatever.
Kept smelling eu de skunk. Landlord's daughter mentioned seeing skunks in the neighborhood all the time. Great. Bought moth balls, chucked em under the deck (right next to the door) and in all of the window wells. DH had put a brick in front of the potential entry point and the brick moved so something was clearly living there.
Well, tonight, I heard squeaking noises around sundown and was like, "what kind of bird is that? Or is it squirrels?" Nope.
Skunk babies. Like, I'm about 95% sure a skunk mama came and birthed her stinky little skunk babies under the deck this evening. Gee, thanks. Oh, and we can hear them very, VERY clearly from our finished basement just squeaking around under the deck. Fantastic.
No real point to this since we're going to seek professional help tomorrow, but can I get a big EWWWW?! I hope no one gets sprayed or bitten.

Re: NBR: We have a stinky little problem...
IVF FET - BFP, due April 2017