Social luberication?

NotSharknado

I'm drankin. I just did 2 cartwheels and I damn near broke mah hip.

LaurelBee

I can do a tripod to a head stand. We should host the drunk Olympics

NotSharknado

Can someone unpin that nonsense on top? It's harshing my mellow.

Monkeybabe

LD says that he's leaving it until Friday. He's never going to get a gift card for food poisoning.

NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

I can do a tripod to a head stand. We should host the drunk Olympics

I'm pretty sure if I attempt a round off I'll break my neck.

LaurelBee

Damn. I got all excited about having a drunk Olympics gtg

NotSharknado

HilarityEnsued said:

NotSharknado said:

Can someone unpin that nonsense on top? It's harshing my mellow.

just dismiss it

You just have all the answers

NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

Damn. I got all excited about having a drunk Olympics gtg

Oh I didn't say I wasn't gonna try it.

NotSharknado

pobrecita said:

NotSharknado said:

I'm drankin. I just did 2 cartwheels and I damn near broke mah hip.

Damn granny. I'm impressed.

And I've only had two beers. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, assume I'm in a full body cast

NotSharknado

I think I'm going to surprise Dh with a puppy for Father's Day. He asked and I said no, but since his dad died all he talks about is getting a dog.

MrsLaLaBug

I'm jealous... At almost 25w pg the only Olympics I could participate in are the Bending to Tie Shoes event and the Getting Up from Laying Down Without Grunting/Moaning competition.

NotSharknado

I found this little fella

Monkeybabe

Awww! What a cutie!

Monkeybabe

I don't know how you feel about big dogs, but I grew up with a lab/newfie mix and she was pretty huge.

LaurelBee

You've inspired to start drinking. You're like, my Muse.

LaurelBee

That's the cutest pup ever btw. But yeah, he'll be gigantic. I like big dogs though.

NotSharknado

Monkeybabe said:

I don't know how you feel about big dogs, but I grew up with a lab/newfie mix and she was pretty huge.

Love big dogs!

NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

You've inspired to start drinking. You're like, my Muse.

wiggyslilsis

Yay for a new dog and a super cute one at that!

NotSharknado

Thanks hawkward! The shedding might drive me crazy but it's something I'll have to get used to. But having any animal might test me since I'm pretty anul about cleanliness.

NotSharknado

I just accidentally snapped my kid saying shit

NotSharknado

That's the spirit!!

Monkeybabe

I forgot about the shedding. During the summer, when you pet our dog, you'd end up with a handful of fur.

ShakeyJakey

I think I'll have a screwdriver in honor of the half glass of one I dropped yesterday

NotSharknado

I'm still here!

my5sons

Lol @MrsButt‌

I'm craving sugar thanks to the damn dessert thread. But I ate a pint of Ben&Jerry's Cherry Garcia last night so I am on a self imposed dessert restriction.

That doesn't apply to alcohol though! Time to crack open a Smirnoff Peach Bellini. Yeah, it's a girly drink and IDGAF.

NotSharknado

Where the hell is @justAphase‌?

LaurelBee

Smelly pits won't keep me away. @MrsButt‌ I'm letting Ds play with his new bubble gun while Dd crawls all over the yard. Poor thing still isn't walking!

LaurelBee

Oh, and I'm sitting here on the iPad, watching my kids, and drinking. I'm the best mom evah

NotSharknado

LaurelBee said:

Oh, and I'm sitting here on the iPad, watching my kids, and drinking. I'm the best mom evah

Did you view my snap? I'm not winning any award here either

angelashly

Just got home so I think I'll join you.

wiggyslilsis

DD has been extra energetic today so I want a drink but I have homework tonight so probably not....and I drank the last of the wine last night. *pouts*

credcat7

My attempt to drink wine last night failed. I can't think of what I want to drink lately so I skip it entirely. But now I want to figure it out, do I go on a liquor streak or get more cider?

Mcdreamy just said " I don't know if I want to keep breathing for you"

NotSharknado

Guess I gotta make dinner.

wiggyslilsis

Mmmm I am loving all the options for cider lately I think I am going to buy some of that black box wine because I keep letting like half a bottle of wine go bad. I just don't like to drink the same thing every night.

my5sons

credcat7 said:

My attempt to drink wine last night failed. I can't think of what I want to drink lately so I skip it entirely. But now I want to figure it out, do I go on a liquor streak or get more cider? Mcdreamy just said " I don't know if I want to keep breathing for you"

Yes to liquor.

And...oh Mcdreamy...I want to run my fingers through your hair....

credcat7

NotSharknado said:

Guess I gotta make dinner.

thanks for the reminder

credcat7

@my5sons‌ whisky or vodka?

angelashly

BunkinMama said:

katnhiding said:

My goal is to start drinking with dinner because spaghetti practically requires wine.

We had spaghetti tonight. Unfortunately no wine. M is sick and DH and V left for her softball game. Later my friend, later.

We are having spaghetti too.

my5sons

credcat7 said:

@my5sons‌ whisky or vodka?

hmm...that depends on what you want to mix it with...I've been on a whiskey kick lately. Captain Morgan Tattoo with Coke Zero ( because then it's a diet drink, right? lol) It has  a kind of cherry flavor...it's awesome

credcat7

Maybe Jameson and ginger ale