Is labor on the way??

kbellizio3

ugabamafans said:

kaysa2 said:

Did you know that 0.001 percent of pregnancies can last two years or more?  Seriously - I asked the internet and that's what it told me!

Grow up, stop being butthurt, and if you have actual medical questions ask your doctor, not a bunch of internet strangers.

I read this in the middle of the night and pulled one of these.

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I want to know who that .001% was...

sparklenshine_89

Well, OP did have a baby before, so she should know that all pregnancies are exactly alike... Obviously.

CJnKR2014

I love this thread.

Susanrush13

At two years, that kid better come out potty trained.

jshrop

Damn it. This is what I get for paying attention to the kid rather than the thread. OP, I saw your question was marked answered. Did you figure out when the baby is coming? Cause I'm sure other pregnant women would love to know how to figure it out!

Mamab13

Wow. People are terribly mean. I'm sorry everyone on here responded to you like this.

crhein26

Mamab13 said:

Wow. People are terribly mean. I'm sorry everyone on here responded to you like this.

Read247

Mamab13 said:

Wow. People are terribly mean. I'm sorry everyone on here responded to you like this.

Susanrush13

Mamab13 said:

Wow. People are terribly mean. I'm sorry everyone on here responded to you like this.

nunzchucks

Mamab13 said:

Wow. People are terribly mean. I'm sorry everyone on here responded to you like this.

Ok, fine @Mamab13‌...Then answer OP's question. When will OP go into labor? How about you show us how to be helpful here.

ElTrain5

@mamab13 it really hurts my feelings that you just shrug off my extremely helpful answer as to the exact moment OP will go into labor. Executing that kind of prediction takes a lot of energy and I have to go through my entire stock of fresh pinapple and thin mints to replenish. Maybe you could just be supportive of my abilities and leave the hurtful comments to the other catfish mmkay??

flerlgirl

LilNunz1 said:

Wow. People are terribly mean. I'm sorry everyone on here responded to you like this.

Ok, fine @Mamab13‌...Then answer OP's question. When will OP go into labor? How about you show us how to be helpful here.

CJnKR2014

Hey maybe this is one of those crazies with AEs? Like that one crazy who was defending herself and swapping between multiple AEs in one thread?

Eta I am SO done being nice to drivebys and WKs and all that crap.

TMH2013

You all sure know how to take the fun out of people's experiences. I thought this was supposed to be a forum where people are supportive. Geez.

nunzchucks

For the love of God, won't any of you WKs answer OPs question?? @TMH2013 When will she go into labor?

crhein26

TMH2013 said:

You all sure know how to take the fun out of people's experiences. I thought this was supposed to be a forum where people are supportive. Geez.

Read247

@TMH2013‌


From looking at your love its you've popped in and out, so you should know the tone of the board. If not from lurking at least by reading this thread. What do you hope to accomplish by trying to dictate how other posters respond??

Why don't YOU answer her question? When will she go into labor? News flash: j14 board =\= fucking google.

tbmadeamistake

These posts are as annoying as the "am I pregnant" ones on the first tri/ttc boards. 

AandJ28

Also, why should we be supportive of people who are just coming in when they haven't been supportive of the core group that's been around for the past 9 months?! Are you all just joining now so you can post your "OMG! I had a baby. Look how cute he/she is" threads once your babies have arrived?! Ugh. Go away... or keep posting actually. It's providing entertainment. 

CJnKR2014

OMG. GO AWAY.

QT3.14

Regular lurker here but I feel like have relevant information to contribute to the discussion. Here's a very scientific (and accurate I'm sure) birth predictor tool.

https://www.pregnancyandbaby.com/tools/articles/938287/madame-zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience

Madame Zaritska says my prediction is:

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair.

You just have to answer some basic questions like do you like broccoli and how many rings do you wear. I'm sure those are very key in determining how your labor is going to happen.

sparklenshine_89

QT3.14 said:

Regular lurker here but I feel like have relevant information to contribute to the discussion. Here's a very scientific (and accurate I'm sure) birth predictor tool.

https://www.pregnancyandbaby.com/tools/articles/938287/madame-zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience

Madame Zaritska says my prediction is:

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair.

You just have to answer some basic questions like do you like broccoli and how many rings do you wear. I'm sure those are very key in determining how your labor is going to happen.

Bwhahaha! I was, of course, curious. Turns out my baby will be 10# 11oz and 17 inches long... Well, that sucks.

sparklenshine_89

katburdette said:

sparklenshine_89 said:

QT3.14 said:

Regular lurker here but I feel like have relevant information to contribute to the discussion. Here's a very scientific (and accurate I'm sure) birth predictor tool.

https://www.pregnancyandbaby.com/tools/articles/938287/madame-zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience

Madame Zaritska says my prediction is:

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair.

You just have to answer some basic questions like do you like broccoli and how many rings do you wear. I'm sure those are very key in determining how your labor is going to happen.

Bwhahaha! I was, of course, curious. Turns out my baby will be 10# 11oz and 17 inches long... Well, that sucks.

I did it too and it said my baby would be a boy.. Definitely a girl. Haha with brown eyes and red hair.. No one in my family has red hair.

nope, this thing is totally accurate. Your Dr must have messed up the anatomy scan. It's ok. Mine was supposed to be a boy but thanks to this I should have enough time to switch my boy clothes/stuff for girl things!

texasmama2014

This is probably one of my favorite threads ever.  I really hope the predictor is wrong tho, I really don't want to be in labor for 24 hours. 

tbmadeamistake

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and curly brown hair.

HOLY SHIT, a 15 lbs, 17 inch baby??  That's bigger than the Thanksgiving turkeys I buy!  My vagina will never recover.  Also, apparently my boy is now a girl...but at least she has curly hair?? 

OW!!!!!

kbellizio3

Lilygrace48 said:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in
the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your
child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 1
ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue
eyes and curly brown hair.

HOLY SHIT, a 15 lbs, 17 inch baby??  That's bigger than the Thanksgiving turkeys I buy!  My vagina will never recover.  Also, apparently my boy is now a girl...but at least she has curly hair?? 

OW!!!!!

This was my result too...I was all down for it until it said "15 pounds" @-) I don't even bowl with a 15 pound bowling ball

JulieSmiles

I'm sorry, but Madame Zaritska can take a flying leap. My birth story isn't as rough as some of yours, but I'm not down with a 12 pound baby. I feel bad for those of you with 15 pounders, and for your husbands!

Bozzy2

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there brown hair.

All of that could be really accurate. Scary! But I also live in Seattle so overcast seems to be average and a lot of baby's arrive at night. Also I have hazel eyes and brown hair and I'm ok with a little baby.

puttyeast

This thread took an interesting turn -- I love it! About my labor:

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there black hair.

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm having a boy and he better not be over 12 pounds! (although I'm thankful to not be @lilygrace48 having a 15 pounder). The eye color and hair makes sense given that he is half-Korean.

k2k2tog

Whoo! I get a baby that's only 4 lbs 9 oz! Which sounds totally normal and healthy and not so two weeks ago at all! 

puttyeast

Oh my god @snuff9861, our labors and babies are exactly the same! How could that happen??

crhein26

"The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and fluffy blonde hair."

Considering my doctor told me 3 weeks ago that she was 17 inches long and 7 lbs.....I don't know what to believe now!!!  I'm cool with labor lasting only 10 hours though.

k318

Lilygrace48 said:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in
the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your
child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 1
ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue
eyes and curly brown hair.

HOLY SHIT, a 15 lbs, 17 inch baby??  That's bigger than the Thanksgiving turkeys I buy!  My vagina will never recover.  Also, apparently my boy is now a girl...but at least she has curly hair?? 

OW!!!!!

Wow we are having identical twins!

Hahaha I love this

Pepper6

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there black hair.

Almost 13lbs??  My vagina hurts already. BUT IT STILL DOESN'T TELL ME WHEN....

diagonalley

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and barely there red hair.

Well, Max is a boy and was 18 3/4 inch long...that's about it for sort of accuracy

haypu

What would you possibly need of a person's IP address? I know that you're this cruel of a person away from your computer."..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberbullying The practice of cyberbullying is not limited to children and, while the behavior is identified by the same definition when practiced by adults, the distinction in age groups sometimes refers to the abuse as cyberstalking or cyberharassment when perpetrated by adults toward adults.[8] Common tactics used by cyberstalkers are performed in public forums, social media or online information sites and are intended to threaten a victim's earnings, employment, reputation, or safety. Behaviors may include encouraging others to harass the victim and trying to affect a victim's online participation. Many cyberstalkers try to damage the reputation of their victim and turn other people against them.

shellbell813

haypu said:

What would you possibly need of a person's IP address? I know that you're this cruel of a person away from your computer."..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberbullying The practice of cyberbullying is not limited to children and, while the behavior is identified by the same definition when practiced by adults, the distinction in age groups sometimes refers to the abuse as cyberstalking or cyberharassment when perpetrated by adults toward adults.[8] Common tactics used by cyberstalkers are performed in public forums, social media or online information sites and are intended to threaten a victim's earnings, employment, reputation, or safety. Behaviors may include encouraging others to harass the victim and trying to affect a victim's online participation. Many cyberstalkers try to damage the reputation of their victim and turn other people against them.

And how is any of that being done here?

nunzchucks

Oh, good! So @haypu, when do you think OP will go into labor?

Megan_e_rice

ugabamafans said:

katburdette said:

Regular lurker here but I feel like have relevant information to contribute to the discussion. Here's a very scientific (and accurate I'm sure) birth predictor tool.

https://www.pregnancyandbaby.com/tools/articles/938287/madame-zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience

Madame Zaritska says my prediction is:

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair.

You just have to answer some basic questions like do you like broccoli and how many rings do you wear. I'm sure those are very key in determining how your labor is going to happen.

Bwhahaha! I was, of course, curious. Turns out my baby will be 10# 11oz and 17 inches long... Well, that sucks.

I did it too and it said my baby would be a boy.. Definitely a girl. Haha with brown eyes and red hair.. No one in my family has red hair.

Lololol

"The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and barely there black hair."

Crap!  I need to re-do the nursery tonight since all 50 ultrasounds that I've had were apparently wrong!!! Also, I guess I need to figure out who the miraculous baby daddy is since LO is not getting hazel eyes and black hair from either me or DH.  To funny!

Looks like we're having twins:

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and barely there black hair.

Do you also enjoy broccoli and last saw a zebra?

I'm pretty sure that the weekly ultrasounds I've been doing all showed lady bits, but who am I to fight logic?

Pepper6

@haypu, I think you might be interested in this subject too:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_trek

No?  I'm sorry...I thought we were just posting wikipedia links to things that have absolutely nothing to do with this conversation.  My bad.