Barely There Underwear

crhein26 · May 2014

Merie412 said:

crhein26 said:

@merie412 - I'm not sure what OP's referring to but maybe this???

But how would I tell the difference between the shower spray and my water??!??

Check with OP - apparently she is old faithful so she must know a lot about water!!!

ElTrain5 · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

lizardbreath14 said:

xCorpseBridex said:

So, I am just curious if anybody else has my fear, well here goes
>.<... So my hubby loves to go downtown like alot and im getting closer and closer to my due date, has any of your waters broke while your significant other is doing ABC's? Thanks ladies!

xCorpseBridex said:

Umm real replies too please I didn't join for mean replies

LMAO!!!!! Yeah, I agree... this can't be real. But of all times for my husband to read over my shoulder, he was like, "Oh, I see what kind of friends you're making!" LOL!

Omg i dont show my hubby

I came here because im concerned... Why all the bullying? Or jealous that i get mad dome and yallz dont? Which is it SMH

How would you show him anyway? Isn't his face a little...busy?

steprozz · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

lizardbreath14 said:

xCorpseBridex said:

So, I am just curious if anybody else has my fear, well here goes
>.<... So my hubby loves to go downtown like alot and im getting closer and closer to my due date, has any of your waters broke while your significant other is doing ABC's? Thanks ladies!

xCorpseBridex said:

Umm real replies too please I didn't join for mean replies

LMAO!!!!! Yeah, I agree... this can't be real. But of all times for my husband to read over my shoulder, he was like, "Oh, I see what kind of friends you're making!" LOL!

Omg i dont show my hubby

I came here because im concerned... Why all the bullying? Or jealous that i get mad dome and yallz dont? Which is it SMH

----------quote fail-------

OP I hope you don't have a "dome" because otherwise you're going to have a hell of a time birthing your baby.

diagonalley · May 2014

crhein26 said:
OP just joined at 4:17am??? How is it possible to join and post in the same day? I thought you had to wait 3 days before posting???

Which one of you salty hoes created this AE when you were up peeing at 4:17am???

I will admit I was awake at that hour, cause you know, newborn be cramping my sleep, yo, but this is not me. Hope it keeps up so I have entertainment in the wee hours tonight!

xCorpseBridex · May 2014

You all be suckin on that jellysickle!! No support! Jellysickle=hella jealous =yall

crhein26 · May 2014

How long before the "c" word starts flying??? I can see it coming now!

On another note, how many people do you think is the limit on people who can be banned on TB in one day?

flerlgirl · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

Bro?! Oh no u didnt betch!

Was this for me? Betch...a it is.

See what I did there.

steprozz · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:
You all be suckin on that jellysickle!! No support! Jellysickle=hella jealous =yall

I can't even. holy shit.

crhein26 · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

You all be suckin on that jellysickle!! No support! Jellysickle=hella jealous =yall

Is this English? Maybe it's Hispanic?

ETA: This by no means is meant to offend anyone. Just referencing some earlier crazy!!!

flerlgirl · May 2014

Okay, this was worth staying up for the first half, but now we've crossed over into bizarro territory. OP... good luck... I guess?

xCorpseBridex · May 2014

Anywho im going to lay down and hopefully fall asleep in couple hours, tty ladies laterz

mschware · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

lizardbreath14 said:

xCorpseBridex said:

So, I am just curious if anybody else has my fear, well here goes
>.<... So my hubby loves to go downtown like alot and im getting closer and closer to my due date, has any of your waters broke while your significant other is doing ABC's? Thanks ladies!

xCorpseBridex said:

Umm real replies too please I didn't join for mean replies

LMAO!!!!! Yeah, I agree... this can't be real. But of all times for my husband to read over my shoulder, he was like, "Oh, I see what kind of friends you're making!" LOL!

Omg i dont show my hubby

I came here because im concerned... Why all the bullying? Or jealous that i get mad dome and yallz dont? Which is it SMH

flerlgirl · May 2014

Merie412 said:

xCorpseBridex said:

Bro?! Oh no u didnt betch!

@flerlgirl, I believe you've been called a betch.

A bit of effort would be nice when you pull out your AE for fun, OP. This is just boring.

aw hillz, no. (I can mix up vowels, too, OP!)

steprozz · May 2014

it appears the English language has been altered to where plural wordz all end in Z'sx and there is no punctuation xxx only X'sx

Read247 · May 2014

@BrightEyes112‌ - champagne

Or maybe tequila...

crhein26 · May 2014

stephross88 said:

it appears the English language has been altered to where plural wordz all end in Z'sx and there is no punctuation xxx only X'sx

But I'm not a teenager and find it very difficult to read and understand all these adjustments to the English language.

xCorpseBridex · May 2014

Omg! Ok so how many points until I level up on this site so I can admin smack yallz? Call me chief slapaho

ahopkins0419 · May 2014

Usually I just lurk and laugh on these type of post but OP what the hell are you talking about.

curlylocks3 · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:
Omg! Ok so how many points until I level up on this site so I can admin smack yallz? Call me chief slapaho

Denzel is unimpressed by your John Q reference...

JulieSmiles · May 2014

WTF is happening here?

My first drink will be something strong after this crazy shiz.

xCorpseBridex · May 2014

kaysa2 said:
Just to clarify with actual real words - OP is discussing her concerns about oral sex in that she is part of the minority of women who can ejaculate upon orgasm. It is her concern that a) she cannot tell the difference between her own ejaculation and what her water breaking might look like and/or b) she is just concerned her water will break and get all over her man. Does that about sum this up?

I can't help you with point b, OP, but for a.... you realize that your waters breaking would come from your vagina, and ejaculate comes from your urethra, right? That should help clarify things. Using Big Girl words also helps a lot, too.

Finally someone understands!!!! Thank you so much! Are you like are you like the House Mom for this thread?

mschware · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

You all be suckin on that jellysickle!! No support! Jellysickle=hella jealous =yall

diagonalley · May 2014

I shamefully admit that while I have not been pregnant for almost four weeks I have yet to indulge in an alcoholic beverage...Le sigh

Taymiller · May 2014

First drink will be a blue moon and I can't wait!

nunzchucks · May 2014

curlylocks3 said:

xCorpseBridex said:
Omg! Ok so how many points until I level up on this site so I can admin smack yallz? Call me chief slapaho
Denzel is unimpressed by your John Q reference...

Theres a gif for that @curlylocks3

xCorpseBridex · May 2014

Anyways goodnight ladies!! Ill tt yallz tommorrow! Im serving up sushi and my man has full bottle of soy sauce.. Night

diagonalley · May 2014

BrightEyes112 said:

MommyP710 said:
I shamefully admit that while I have not been pregnant for almost four weeks I have yet to indulge in an alcoholic beverage...Le sigh
I very much wonder if I'm even going to feel like it for awhile...which is absolutely craaaaay coming from me. ME.

That's the thing, I'm just not feeling it right now. Life is good

Maybe a hard lemonade this weekend if we go to a picnic or something

SkyAngelMommy · May 2014

I still don't understand why ppl are soooo rude on here to you girls!!! ugh. this post just upsets me. corpsebride, why are you calling these ladys rude names?? they are funny people and they really try to help alot of problems but your just answering with silly nonesense!!

curlylocks3 · May 2014

LilNunz1 said:

curlylocks3 said:

xCorpseBridex said:
Omg! Ok so how many points until I level up on this site so I can admin smack yallz? Call me chief slapaho
Denzel is unimpressed by your John Q reference...
Theres a gif for that @curlylocks3

I tried! And failed...
But thanks much for having my back!

Read247 · May 2014

Did we skip MCM this week??? Le sigh

SkyAngelMommy · May 2014

whats wk snuff??? is that a good thing??? I just HATE rude ppl!!!

xCorpseBridex · May 2014

SkyAngelMommy said:
I still don't understand why ppl are soooo rude on here to you girls!!! ugh. this post just upsets me. corpsebride, why are you calling these ladys rude names?? they are funny people and they really try to help alot of problems but your just answering with silly nonesense!!

Ummm okay AE but maybe not an AE because you justified it with pink font!

curlylocks3 · May 2014

emilyh107 said:

xCorpseBridex said:
Anyways goodnight ladies!! Ill tt yallz tommorrow! Im serving up sushi and my man has full bottle of soy sauce.. Night

I feel like there is a sexual reference in there somewhere.

I feel like you're right...and I'm cringing at what I thinking she is comparing the fish to.

crhein26 · May 2014

xCorpseBridex said:

I still don't understand why ppl are soooo rude on here to you girls!!! ugh. this post just upsets me. corpsebride, why are you calling these ladys rude names?? they are funny people and they really try to help alot of problems but your just answering with silly nonesense!!
Ummm okay AE but maybe not an AE because you justified it with pink font!

I thought it was your bedtime?

SkyAngelMommy · May 2014

listen. I don't know what youre problem is. what is the issue with my pink font? its pretty. youre the one making nasty comments about random food items. at least when I talk ppl kno what im talking about. what does sushi and soy sauce have to do with showers and old faithful??? and plus you said no mean comments right on the first page but your the one being rude and mean. you really shouldnt stay here if you cant talk nicely to the ladys on this page.