@hlb622 AMA

muffyvonmuff

F M K

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Paul Gossler

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Amjoy25 said:

Do you think I am stressed right now because I don't have time to read your AMA right now?



Follow-up: has anyone asked you your fave meat?


Second follow-up: what is your fave meat?

Yes, I am always stressed when I fall behind on AMAs! I'm all  :-t !

I had beef brisket on Saturday at my MILs and it was so delicious, I kinda wanted to wrap myself in it.

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sleepy33 said:

If heaven exists, what do you like to hear God say when you arrive at the gates? #JamesLiptonalldayson

"Silly atheist, come on in. The chocolate fondue bar is on the right. Mom's on the left."

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NRyan55 said:

hlb622 said:

Who do you want to punch in the fucking face?

The head of the VA, for letting veterans die waiting for care, rather than fix a broken healthcare system. Dammit, what's his fucking name?!

Will you make out with me?

YES.

^^^ The only non-NSFW image I could find to convey my lurve.

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afolske106 said:

I dont think you answered my earlier question of:

Do you want more children? If so, what will their names be?

If you did answer it, never mind, I'm an idiot.

No, I missed it! I definitely want another, so does DH. We're already half-assedly trying by being irresponsible. Boy name: Sullivan. Girl name: Ruby.

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has615 said:

F M K

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Paul Gossler

F Zack, M Marky Mark, K Zuckerberg

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NRyan55 said:

Does this look hilarious and dirty to you?

My sister is our Quality Director at work, I am so sending this to her!

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NRyan55 said:

WTAF?

Is this what the kids think is hip now? I have no words.

Well, other than those words.  But no additional words.

Starting now.

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Connorsmama2006 said:

Do you know which super hero this butt belongs to?

Captain America?

jnsmith85

have you ever faked an O? did you tell the guy afterwards?

hlb622

I HAVE TO PEE!

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tyrannosaurusbeck said:

hlb622 said:

sleepy33 said:

Did you already answer which bumpie baby you are stealing, and if not, please do so.

From photos alone, DH wants to steal Farrah from @tyrannosaurusbeck. But after meeting @kelle017's baby girl IRL, I may have to take both.

Haha 2nd person trying to steal my baby in one week!! What is your DH's reasoning for wanting to steal my baby? 

I would totes steal @kelle017 's Eleanor too! She is crazy adorable!! Love her smile. 

He said it's because her face is so perfectly round. Just an ideal baby face!

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jnsmith85 said:

have you ever faked an O? did you tell the guy afterwards?

Yep and nope.

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baconface said:

Do you like Broadway musicals? If so, which is your favorite? If not, what is wrong with you?

I don't. I have no soul.

ajjf1026

If you could choose a bumpie baby to be Emerson's BFF, who would it be?

muffyvonmuff

hlb622 said:

I HAVE TO PEE!

Did you wipe front to back or back to front?

jnsmith85

have you ever picked your nose at a red light?

ajjf1026

Dream-dream vacation? Realistic-dream vacation?

Amjoy25

hlb622 said:

sleepy33 said:

If heaven exists, what do you like to hear God say when you arrive at the gates? #JamesLiptonalldayson

"Silly atheist, come on in. The chocolate fondue bar is on the right. Mom's on the left."

Now, will you make out with me?

Amjoy25

jnsmith85 said:

have you ever picked your nose at a red light?

Follow-up: have you ever played the drinking game to The Police's Roxanne?

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afolske106 said:

If you could choose a bumpie baby to be Emerson's BFF, who would it be?

I cannot choose one. All the O13 fellas!

#miniwolfpack

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has615 said:

hlb622 said:

I HAVE TO PEE!

Did you wipe front to back or back to front?

Front, then back.

Amjoy25

has615 said:

hlb622 said:

I HAVE TO PEE!

Did you wipe front to back or back to front?

8->

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jnsmith85 said:

have you ever picked your nose at a red light?

We all have. We all do. You know you do!

Amjoy25

Do you think I am eating a giant turkey breast like an animal with only my teeth and hands?


Follow-up: do you like turkey?


Second follow-up: would you get the giant turkey leg at Disney?

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NRyan55 said:

Have you ever checked your watch during sex? Follow up, why were you wearing a watch? follow up, do you think that was rude?

I don't wear a watch, but I have checked the clock. If I was staring at it, waiting for the sex to be over, yes. But I don't think a glance is rude.

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baconface said:

I don't think anyone has asked this yet... what is your favorite place that you have traveled to? The farthest place?

New Orleans was the best, but probably because it was with DH on our honeymoon. We happened into the oddest places and made crazy memories.

Farthest? (Or is it furthest?) Either Cozumel or Bahamas. I'm geographically stunted, so I'm not sure which.

jnsmith85

Can you explain what is going on in this picture?

MittenJennie

Do you like living in Michigan? Why or why not? And if money was no option where would you live (if it wasn't Michigan?) 

**Why must I work, it is taking me a long time to catch up.....

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afolske106 said:

Dream-dream vacation? Realistic-dream vacation?

Dream-dream vacation would be overseas, anywhere really. Germany, for sure.

Realistic dream vacation would be to leave in an RV with DH and LO and go cross-country for a few months. I want to see it all. Every mountain. Every giant ball of tinfoil.

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Amjoy25 said:

hlb622 said:

sleepy33 said:

If heaven exists, what do you like to hear God say when you arrive at the gates? #JamesLiptonalldayson

"Silly atheist, come on in. The chocolate fondue bar is on the right. Mom's on the left."

Now, will you make out with me?


:-*

MittenJennie

Ice Cream or Pizza?

Specific flavor or kind.

jennlin

gonna have to catch up later, but yay!

what am i going to teach you?

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Amjoy25 said:

Do you think I am eating a giant turkey breast like an animal with only my teeth and hands?


Follow-up: do you like turkey?


Second follow-up: would you get the giant turkey leg at Disney?

Yes, yes, and YES! I went to the Renaissance Festival when I was 8+ months pregnant for the sole purpose of chowing down on one of those bad boys.

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Amjoy25 said:

jnsmith85 said:

have you ever picked your nose at a red light?

Follow-up: have you ever played the drinking game to The Police's Roxanne?


What?! Tell me more.

hlb622

jnsmith85 said:

Can you explain what is going on in this picture?

Headline: Preparation for this year's Easter holiday thwarted by a rash of sexcapades in the Chocolate Factory. Wonka responds, "This never would have happened on my watch." More on this breaking story, and a response from Veruca Salt, tonight at 10pm.

jnsmith85

what are your Memorial Day weekend plans?

jnsmith85

What do you order at Chick Fil A?

jnsmith85

coke or pepsi?

bkeane619

hlb622 said:

Amjoy25 said:

jnsmith85 said:

have you ever picked your nose at a red light?

Follow-up: have you ever played the drinking game to The Police's Roxanne?

What?! Tell me more.


OMG
My favorite drinking game! I prefer drinking on "put on the red light"