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You know you have a new baby at home when......
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You use breastmilk as moisturizer or in other words you just rub in all the leaking and squirting milk that is everywhere all the time
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LunaBug924
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May 2014
When your butt has made a permanent indent in whatever chair you're nursing in.
BFP#1 8/3/12~EDD 4/1/13~Natural M/C 9/1/12-9w6d
BFP#2 5/30/13~EDD 2/3/14~Confirmed CP 5/31/13
7/12/13 Hysteroscopy & Lap Lysis of Adhesions
1st Cycle on Clomid Aug '13: BFP#3 8/24/13~EDD 5/3/14
Hoping Third Time's a Charm!!- IT'S A
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KAYLIE MARIE IS HERE! BORN 5/4/14
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Roufi
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May 2014
...You can barely remember being pregnant...
...or anything else 'cause you're so damn sleep deprived.
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usernewname
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May 2014
You don't know what your bed feels like anymore.
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cbrust
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May 2014
You go to the bathroom while holding your sleeping newborn because your scared they'll wake up if you put then down.
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MissLadyTay
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May 2014
Your three year old has seen more TV in the last two weeks than in the first three years of his life combined. And you don't feel bad about it because you're too tired to care.
DS - 2 years old
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...or anything else 'cause you're so damn sleep deprived.