Updated TOS

lisaren

This has nothing to do with recent events.

(I'm stealing S14 announcement)

Apparently TOS have been updated. News to Mods, but I wanted to share them with you.

https://pregnant.thebump.com/extras/the-bump-community-extras/articles/community-rules.aspx

Some of the changes that are worth noting -

• Does this post put down or attack another user?
Any communication in the forums, even those expressing disagreement or opinions must be delivered in a manner that is respectful toward other users (ask for support, answer a question, further the discussion, etc).

• Is this post malicious in any way?
Regardless of intent, posts that contain any mean-spirited content may be removed and the poster may be banned.

• Is this post inflammatory?
Posts that contain any hint of maliciousness or provocation of users to gain attention may be removed.

NSFW material: Not allowed. We reserve the right to remove any post we deem offensive. This goes for pornographic material (yes, even gifs), vile language, etc. Keep it PG-13.

runningmama14

How is that ever going to fly on some of the other boards? Are they trying to make us baby gaga?

Maelara

So, we aren't allowed to swear anymore?!

lisaren

Ha! Fuck that. Im a whore knight mother fuckersssssssss

NunyaBennis

I get that some weepy bitches (all due respect) get panty-wadded easily, but where does one draw the line between passionate debate and an inflammatory response (especially considering the overall tone)? I'm sure as fuck not walking on eggshells to protect thin skin. Personal attack... may that go so far as to say a quote or call out? Hmm. This could get interesting. :-\" PG-13, eh? Hehe.
Good thing we believe in our mod to maintain some sense around here! Yaaaaay @lisaren‌ !

brooklyngirl18

uh oh i think i might get myself in trouble. 

Sarahbeth612

Watch your backs whore knights. Buncha bullies.







Jk. Whore knights unite!
edit - knights, my bad

renbee

Welp, better just ban me now.

smboswell1

Sex isn't PG13... Rude!

lisaren

Aaren91011 said:

Welp, better just ban me now.

Never!!!!!! You're my ride to die bitch!

Sarahbeth612

Really gonna miss those porn gifs btw

LongIslandMama1114

Sarahbeth612 said:

Really gonna miss those porn gifs btw

This. If I can't post or see porn gifs...I'm out! )

highbornhunter

Aw man, why do people have to go getting all butthurt over things?  Although, I think we'll be all right over here at November 2014.  Everyone here seems to be able to tell the difference between "I respectfully disagree and here's why" and "You don't know about the Doctor because you're STUPID" (and whoever gets that reference can be my best Bumpie!)

renbee

Sarahbeth612 said:

Really gonna miss those porn gifs btw

I had a really good one cued up too. Damn.  )

FirstBabyDoyle

Fuck that shit.

Sarahbeth612

Aaren91011 said:

Sarahbeth612 said:

Really gonna miss those porn gifs btw

I had a really good one cued up too. Damn.  )

NOOOOO (

lizzielu82

smboswell1 said:

Sex isn't PG13... Rude!

How does TB think we all got KU? Immaculate conception?!?!

dr_pr

Maybe instead of coming up with TOS rules that belong in the 1950s they could fix mobile love tits. I love all of you but I can't give you tits to prove it!

lizzielu82

Also, using ESP, I was able to look into the conversation that spurred these updates: 

TB: Hey, you should advertise on TB! So many expectant moms/parents ready to buy all of your products!

Advertiser: I don't know. It seems like a really hostile environment. I'm more comfortable on BabyGaga and Baby Center

TB: OMG NO DON'T GO!!! We'll make it better and safer for your brand!

Advertiser: Ok, we'll see. But we really don't want to see any of those porn gifs next to our ads!

TB: Done! 

The end

smboswell1

lizzielu82 said:

smboswell1 said:

Sex isn't PG13... Rude!

How does TB think we all got KU? Immaculate conception?!?!

Well when two people love each other sooooo much, the woman randomly gets a baby planted into her stomach. Duh.

TeeJ526

Ugh... So this answers my question of how do some people function in real life. So now I can look forward to the board being more like

mommymeg143

Well, shit. 

mommymeg143

YEP...

lizgrace03

IDK how true this is, but I was lurking in some other BMB and someone said the new TOU/TOS are because they're trying to clean the board up for when they make TB movie.  I guess they are going to make a movie based off this website or something.

mommymeg143

You get a flag, you get a flag, we all are getting FLAAAAAGED!!!

renbee

lizgrace03 said:

IDK how true this is, but I was lurking in some other BMB and someone said the new TOU/TOS are because they're trying to clean the board up for when they make TB movie.  I guess they are going to make a movie based off this website or something.

Whaaaaaaaa??

Also, I call Jennifer Lawrence to play me.

lisaren

Aaren91011 said:

lizgrace03 said:

IDK how true this is, but I was lurking in some other BMB and someone said the new TOU/TOS are because they're trying to clean the board up for when they make TB movie.  I guess they are going to make a movie based off this website or something.

Whaaaaaaaa??

Also, I call Jennifer Lawrence to play me.

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lizgrace03

Aaren91011 said:

IDK how true this is, but I was lurking in some other BMB and someone said the new TOU/TOS are because they're trying to clean the board up for when they make TB movie.  I guess they are going to make a movie based off this website or something.

Whaaaaaaaa?? Also, I call Jennifer Lawrence to play me.

Found my source:  July 2013 Moms, thread title "they changed the rules again."  I would link, but, apparently that's not allowed.  

:-w

mommymeg143

@Aaren91011‌ , you can have Jennifer Lawrence if I can claim Chelsea Handler.

mommymeg143

mrsmechanic1 said:

mrsmechanic1 said:

MeganMullikin said:

You get a flag, you get a flag, we all are getting FLAAAAAGED!!!

@MeganMullikin, PS, my husband might not be happy with you this evening for you getting this stuck in my head.


I love some Dane Cook!

DoubleUp8

Wow, this movie is really a thing! They want to make 3 of them!

https://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/fox-is-now-making-a-film-trilogy-based-on-websites-what-in-the-fcking-sht.php

Nfranco973

Lol and I shall b played by Jessica Alba...

sAAmFam

Guess who's playing me?????

mommymeg143

sAAmFam said:

Guess who's playing me?????

Your character is already my favorite!

lincoln79

excitedpreggo12 said:

DoubleUp8 said:

Wow, this movie is really a thing! They want to make 3 of them!

https://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/fox-is-now-making-a-film-trilogy-based-on-websites-what-in-the-fcking-sht.php

If they quote me I want some of the fucking revenue! All $10.50 they're gonna make off of it! And Halle Berry better play me. Or else. 

That just made me want to claim Idina Menzel, OK claimed!

Jenpuckett1

lincoln79 said:

excitedpreggo12 said:

DoubleUp8 said:

Wow, this movie is really a thing! They want to make 3 of them!

https://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/fox-is-now-making-a-film-trilogy-based-on-websites-what-in-the-fcking-sht.php

If they quote me I want some of the fucking revenue! All $10.50 they're gonna make off of it! And Halle Berry better play me. Or else. 

That just made me want to claim Idina Menzel, OK claimed!


--- quote fail ---
I fucking love me some Idina Menzel.

missnacholover

My character better have sex with a hottie.  Either of the Ryans would work - Reynolds or Gosling is just fine.

LadyBird9

I posted in the monday bitchfest and it showed up here.  Confused.

DoubleUp8

Can I call Amy Poehler to play me? I only wish I was as funny as she is IRL!

Kristil2014

DoubleUp8 said:

Can I call Amy Poehler to play me? I only wish I was as funny as she is IRL!

I love her!

creativesoul83

Ha pg13 pfft are they going by now version of pg 13 we can still use bad language and porno gifs. I feel censored
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/gifs-that-sum-up-your-first-sexual-experience?sub=3033494_2502976