How Many Calories Are In A Booger?

SandyClam

https://www.ask.com/question/how-many-calories-are-in-a-booger

Only 10! Pick On!

SandyClam

This post inspired by @Sofamonkey's link
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/38-yahoo-questions-that-will-destroy-your-faith-in-humanity?bffb

LuckyDad

10 sounds awfully high

insertclevername

I am on the pick and flick diet. The extra calories from boogers must be the reason DS1 has gained almost two pounds recently.

SandyClam

LuckyDad said:

10 sounds awfully high

I was thinking more like 5, unless you have unusually large, dense boogers.

SandyClam

Semen has a lot of Zinc!
https://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816

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So, is this summer boogers?  It's dry then, so kinda small.  Allergy time gigantors or cold season long stringies probably have more.  Really, it's like nachos sometimes.  you get 3, but it counts as 1 because nacho rules.  Still though, that's probably more than 10 calories.

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slappalicious said:

Guize, Doctor Oz said you can eat your own ear wax, boogers, and drink your own pee this morning.

#stillgrossedout

There is a LOT of things that I could do.  A LOT of them don't make the "would do" list though.  Shocker. 

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SandyClam said:

This post inspired by @Sofamonkey's link
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/38-yahoo-questions-that-will-destroy-your-faith-in-humanity?bffb

Why is my cat vibrating??

Is my boyfriend a vampire yet? 

SandyClam

slappalicious said:

Guize, Doctor Oz said you can eat your own ear wax, boogers, and drink your own pee this morning.

#stillgrossedout

How did that come about?! WHY?!

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justAphase said:

I thought for sure this thread was started by sofa. Shocked then not shocked that she inspired it.

I am just SO INSPIRING!!!!!!!!

studyinpink

All of this belongs on the gross thread. Thanks.

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justAphase said:

Still sfop over sfom for me.

OK, I even looked on urbandictionary.  What does this mean??

studyinpink

Spoonful of period. See grossest thread

studyinpink

Spoonful of period vs spoonful of mayoniase. Thank you @MrsBadKat‌. Vom.
@sofamonkey‌

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Studyinpink said:

Spoonful of period vs spoonful of mayoniase. Thank you @MrsBadKat‌. Vom. @sofamonkey‌