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  • lcwedlcwed member
    Here is one for TTC:

    You know you are trying to get pregnant when you look at your vegetarian sandwich and the alfalfa sprouts look like sperm...or someone asks you today's date and you reply "day 21"

    Not TTC but relevent because I am teaching about angles:

    What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?  Protractors

    What do you call a crushed angle? A Rectangle

    What did the little acorn say when he grew up? Geometry

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    lcwed said:

    You know you are trying to get pregnant when you look at your vegetarian sandwich and the alfalfa sprouts look like sperm...or someone asks you today's date and you reply "day 21"
    Did you eat the sandwich? I'm feeling a little queasy this morning anyway, but...oh, boy.

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  • lcwedlcwed member
    @davie183 do you remember the name of the video, my kids would love that.  I have never had an alfalfa sprout sandwich, that was just a joke I found.  However, I do not care for the taste of alfalfa sprouts or sperm.  Hope the nausea means something for you.  FX!
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    edited May 2014
    @lcwed, I think the queasiness is because I (mainly) had Cheetos for dinner yesterday--totally deserved.

    The video is "Donald in Mathmagic Land."  YouTube won't let me embed it, but here it is: https://youtu.be/U_ZHsk0-eF0
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    Davie813 said:
    @lcwed, I think the queasiness is because I (mainly) had Cheetos for dinner yesterday--totally deserved.

    The video is "Donald in Mathmagic Land."  YouTube won't let me embed it, but here it is: https://youtu.be/U_ZHsk0-eF0
    @Davie813: I have a weakness for Cheetos. And Cheezits. Or any snack product made of extra sharp cheddar, for that matter.

    @Soontobeshrader: You really stumped me for a minute. I feel dense!

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