July 2012 Moms

Things you never thought you would say

We have not done one of these posts in awhile and the board is slow so I figured I would post.
What are things you never thought you would say before having a kid?

I have a couple from last week.
We do not suck on other peoples fingers/thumbs, it is not polite.
We do not store our shoes in the fridge. Shoes stay in the closet, food in the fridge.

Re: Things you never thought you would say

  • KarmBKarmB member

    "Wait until your father gets home."

    "Please do not hit the baby with a dinosaur."

    "We do not lick cats."

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  • edited May 2014
    Don't lick your shoes.
    Hey, let's watch (insert random annoying kid show).
    Don't put your finger in the dog's bunghole.
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  • versedversed member
    "Stop touching your brother's peepee"

    "We don't drink from puddles"

    "Thanks for kissing my bum"
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