How many goats are you worth?

RondackHiker

https://www.howmanygoats.com


So, what's your dowry?

RondackHiker

I'm worth nine!

PeanutButterFox

7 - I wish they gave it some context like the Buzzfeed quizzes. I have no idea if this is good or bad. Like what's the most you can get?

msdrdg

I tried to C&P but it keeps coming up blank.

It says I am worth 9.

studyinpink

9

myskyegirl

I'm old, I only get 7 goats, but whateva, I'll hunt and kill my own dinner bitches.  

RondackHiker

NellyBluth said:

9, but I need to know what kind of goats are we talking? Fainting goats? Pygmy goats? This is important.

I'll only accept fainting goats

my5sons

I got 9. But since I am over 28 which puts me in the desperate category according to that quiz, I figured I'd be a 3. Yay, I am 9 goats worthy! I wonder why the max goat-worthiness number is?

jorkz821

I'm only worth 6! I feel so worthless.

secretsout

I got 6.  Probably doesn't do me any favors that I'm in my desperate years.

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my5sons

MrsButt said:

I've just started the quiz. Not a fan that I am in my "desperate years,"

You're in good company, @MrsButt

RondackHiker

So what is worth more? 8 goats and his brother or 9 goats?

SCSmith2011

7. Many fathers would give up many goats for you.

 

myskyegirl

I think my # was because apparently I'm desperate and I'd let 98 strangers die.  I don't know you, you should have learned how to swim at The Y.  

SCSmith2011

Honestly though I was happy to be grouped in with people as young as 28. If they knew my real age I'm sure they'd demand goats from me to even let me live.

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mschoepp

6, booo

myskyegirl

@nellybluth and @scmith2001, the 3 of us should pool our goats and marry each other, At the very least we'd qualify for at TLC show.  Hahahaha

myskyegirl

My Big Fat Goat Wedding.

studyinpink

I didn't know goats fainting was a thing. I can't look away from these gifs

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studyinpink

Aw. If I were a goat, id prob be a fainter.

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myskyegirl

@inkogneetoh, the answer is always shoes.  

secretsout

Inkogneetoh said:

What if I don't want 30 of any of these things?

Question 2: If you could have 30 of something, what would it be?

Shoes

Wigs

Dresses

Boyfriends

Children

Friends

I didn't want 30 of any of these things.  I ended up chosing shoes.  Maybe that's part of why I'm only worth 6 goats?

scoutkate

10. Marriage material!

myskyegirl

@slappalicious, you sooo would get your own TLC show.  My 30 Kids And Our Crazy Goats?

Smootchy

6.

but if I look at it upside down, I'm a 9! so...glass half full?

Smootchy

MrsButt said:

I chose 30 dresses. I love dresses. Maybe that means I show too much leg ie I'm too slutty to be worth many goats?

DON'T SLUT SHAME ME, POLE!

I chose 30 boyfriends and still got 6! LMAO

Team don't slut shame... 

WillieNelsonsGardener

I am way too excited I scored 9 goats considering I'm old and desperate. I hope my goats aren't castrated, maybe I can up my dowry.

Smootchy

I'm retaking that test. I'm worth more than 6 fucking goats mmmkay!??!

WillieNelsonsGardener

If my goats procreate, I'll give you some of mine @chapski

RayRay007

7. As soon as I started I knew I wouldn't be worth very much. I'm old and high maintenance (according to the options in this quiz).

Smootchy

together we are 69 @willienelsonsgardener :x

angelashly

9! Glad someone sees my greatness.

Monkeybabe

I'm worth 9 goats. 

virgin4lyfe

I also got ten. And answered the question by punching out the people who said I couldn't save everyone.
I'm broke as a joke though but I can probably manage pretentious.

Smootchy

9. You're almost the most beautiful girl here.

CinemaGoddess

I'm worth 8 goats and a brother.

Solid deal, really.  Solid.