SO tmi

nnikki10

Boys are gross. Let's hear your SO tmi.

WildRumpus

Body hair. So. Much.

ludali

WildRumpus said:

Body hair. So. Much.

You beat me to it!!  Yeah, lots of body hair.  It doesn't bother me so much anymore other than having to clean up the bathroom more often, but I know it makes him more self conscious when at the beach or whatever.  

Bunnyfer

Add us to the body hair wagon....as he ages, he is getting more....and not in good places

Revez

I told H that his copious amounts of gas are really starting to gross me out, so he's actually started to make a good effort to hold it in.

Yesterday he went to the bathroom and the loudest, longest, wettest fart I have ever heard resounded through out the house. I shouted "woooow" through the door. He said "I've been holding it in for 3 hours for you! What do you expect!?". Poor guy.

WildRumpus

starscream said:

DH sweats PROFUSELY at night. So much so that his shirt is usually soaked and so is his side of the bed. Now, I tolerate the sweating but what I will not tolerate is him moving his wet ass to my dry side of the bed when I get up in the MOTN. I don't want my side wet too....

You need a mattress pad!

nnikki10

DH cannot poop anywhere but our house. So we must rush home if he has to poop.

He also has his back waxed. He is so furry.

kwrecks

So much gas. So much.

ludali

I can admit to this because he's an ex...but ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he had body hair from hell - COVERED.  He would stand in the shower (no water) and I'd use his clippers to shave his entire body (well the places he couldn't reach well - back, butt, buttCRACK). Thank goodness we're no longer together - mortifying.  I have no idea why I took part in it.  

Stormytucker

Body hair here too! The older he gets the worse it gets!!! I figure in another ten years it will be like sleeping with a hibernating bear! :-S

MommyKristin88

He doesn't wash his hands after peeing sometimes. He's banned from touching the baby until I see him wash his hands. Grosses me out

MissyCee

dani_brewer said:

H is ok in the body hair department. I don't know if this is considered a TMI or just an annoyance, but DH is a noisy eater. If our first date had been a dinner date, he probably wouldn't have gotten a second date.

Oh gosh my H too. It grosses me out, he chews with his mouth open most of the time and I can hear everything. Sometimes I just stare at him until he realizes what he's doing.

PB102012

DH HAS to be doing something, he can't just sit still. So in the car (when I am driving) or sitting on the couch (wherever really), he sits and pops zits (that sometimes aren't even there, they are just bumps) on his arms, etc. Grosses me out like no other!

kanned0121

DH will brag about his "epic poops" and go into detail. It's beyond disgusting. He and his friends think it's hilarious.

mommabmb

H has the worst armpit stains in his undershirts. He doesn't stink- just sweats!!

Jlhkandme830

Add DH to the 'too much hair club'. Luckily it drives him crazy to have hair anywhere so he doesn't mind shaving.. Everywhere! Every week!

Marvel1013

H will sometimes forget to flush the toilet in the morning ..he poops then has a shower. Awesome, just what i wanted to see first thing in the morning

Bunnyfer

Marvel1013 said:

H will sometimes forget to flush the toilet in the morning ..he poops then has a shower. Awesome, just what i wanted to see first thing in the morning

My husband is FAMOUS for this...but he used to leave them overnight....I would throw up a little in my mouth everytime I lifted the lid...UGH