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June 2014 Moms
tbmadeamistake
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Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
Getting to Know you: bored at work edition
tbmadeamistake
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I'm bored, entertain me! The would you rathers are brought to you by my niece this weekend 
1. Were you named after anyone?
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
3.Mountain or Beach?
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
5.What are you wearing right now?
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
Fuck it, I can't think of a number ten, put extra effort into one of the nine answers
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
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Re: Getting to Know you: bored at work edition
1. Were you named after anyone?
Not that I'm aware of
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? n/a
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Yes, but only if I could handle very honest, truthful people. I tend to be very honest and blunt, which I know can be offensive to some people. Other than that, I never agree to do something for a friend unless I am 100% sure I will be able to follow through. So yes, I think I am a good friend and I would like me.
3.Mountain or Beach? I am a beach girl, through and through. It is my happy place. My husband's job has the potential to move him around a lot for him to achieve his goals, and we have decided that we will retire to the beach together when we are able.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer…I feel like I can do more things with the computer..i.e. watch a movie or read a book, where as I can't read a book on Netflix.
5.What are you wearing right now? A maxi skirt and a tank top. It's too hot
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck sized horses…..I can kick them
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Um…I think I'm going to go with totally bald.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear. They seem intimidating and strong. Plus, they get to sleep all winter…that's what I'm talking about!
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? I can't fathom either! BUT bird seed doesn't stink and right now…that's important for me!
1. Were you named after anyone? Sarah, wife of Abraham, from the bible.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? I'm sure she was a gem.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Interesting thought. I hope so but I'm really bad at staying in touch with people so maybe not.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach for vacation, Mountains for living.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? All of them depending on my mood. Default to computer though because I rarely seem to find time for the others.
5.What are you wearing right now? Maxi skirts forevaaaaaa. Or until I have this baby at least.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? A horse-sized duck. I think I would feel bad kicking the crap out of a duck-sized horse, let alone 100 of them. And a one-on-one battle seems like it has to work in your favor over a one-on-100.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald times a million.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? A bear, no question. Those tiny arms seem very frustrating.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Dry bird seed. The smell of the cat food alone would do me in.
1. Were you named after anyone? no one in particular although the spelling was after a soap star
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? absolutely!
3.Mountain or Beach? beach
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Book in the summer, Netflix in the winter
5.What are you wearing right now? Maxi skirt, t-shirt, sandals
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Horse-sized duck
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Hmm.. I'll say totally bald.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? body of a bear
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? dry bird seed. Wet cat food = disgusting!
1. Were you named after anyone? No, but my middle name was my Aunt's as well.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? I did, RIP.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? BESTIES.
3.Mountain or Beach? Both. I have to apply ridiculous amounts of sunscreen even thinking about a beach though.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Kindle, Apple TV, Macbook Air (from my job)
5.What are you wearing right now? Pajamas. I'm working from home.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Bring on the giant duck monster!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald, wigs are easier than shaving nearly everything all the time since women in society aren't "supposed" to be hairy.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear! Fuzzy! I want to hug my bear self already! Both of them get hunted too, so yea. Not fun.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Seeds, cat food is the worst.
1. Were you named after anyone? Yes, a famous singer from the 70s who overdosed...
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Of course, I'm awesome.
3.Mountain or Beach? This is a toughy. I love them both. But would probably go for Mountain.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Depends on my mood. I'll cycle through all of them. Right now seems to be computer or smart phone.
5.What are you wearing right now? Granny panties, maternity pants and a maternity top. I've given up on shoes that tie...so my dressiest pair of flip flops for work
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Give me the 100 duck sized horses!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? dry bird seed. Wet cat food makes me gag!
1. Were you named after anyone? The author Taylor Caldwell
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I would like to think so
3.Mountain or Beach? Mountain for sure. I am super pale and the beach life would be miserable for me.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Book, but not since being pregnant, I have been to lazy to read.
5.What are you wearing right now? Black work pants and a sweater because it is snowing like mad here.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck-sized horse, you could just kick them.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald, too much hair grosses me out.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Body of a bear
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Wet cat food.
1. Were you named after anyone? My parents were trying for no family names and gave me a really unique older style first name...and both my first and middle names are family members on dad's side going back!
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Given the ancestry research I've done, they were both pretty neat ladies, so yes.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yes!
3.Mountain or Beach? I grew up on the beach, and I miss the sound of the waves to lull me to sleep. Beach 100%
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Book in the summer, Netflix in the winter (stealing this answer because I like it)
5.What are you wearing right now? Maxi dress, bolero style sweater, flip flops
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Duck-sized horses, as long as I was in decent shoes for kicking
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Initially I went with hair, because you could always shave, and then BIL mentioned wigs and that intriqued me so I changed my answer.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear, so I can sleep all winter and not remember child birth, just wake up with a couple of cute cubs next to me
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Apparently I'm in the minority here, but I chose wet cat food because it has to be approved for human consumption and all that bird seed would seriously mess with my intestines.
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
1. Were you named after anyone? Not after a real person, but my first name comes from an 80's soap opera.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? I've never actually watched the show, but I heard the character was kind of a raging bitch (thanks Mom).
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Interesting question. I would like to think so, but I will say I find it very hard to forgive people who try to take advantage of me. If I don't feel like a friend is putting equal effort into a friendship, I usually stop trying to connect with that person.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach, definitely. California girl, all the way!
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? In the past it would have been book, but since I haven't read a full non-baby book in about eight months or so, I'm going to go with computer.
5.What are you wearing right now? A navy blue maternity shirt and a blue and white striped maxi skirt. I see a trend with our clothing choices!
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck sized horses, easier to step on.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald, for sure. I could go GaGa-esque and bust out some cool wigs.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear. I could still live in California and sleep through the winter.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? This is gross, but I guess if I had to pick, I would pick bird seed.
BFP #2 9/28/13....EDD 6/7/14
1. Were you named after anyone? Yes. Two years before I was born, my mom lost her 18 year old sister in a car accident, and her mom to cancer all in one terrible year. I'm named after both of them.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? I never met them. Would I have liked them? I hope so!
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I hope so? I think I'm fairly easy to be at least a friendly acquaintance with.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Usually, Netflix AND computer. I wish I read more, but I don't. I have been known to swap out the computer for the book though, if DH is watching something I'm not interested in on Netflix. Or hockey.
5.What are you wearing right now? Jeans, a maternity top, running shoes. I've stopped trying with my outfits.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck-sized horses. I would probably still lose, but at least kicking them could be effective.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald. I actually know a couple people with this condition!
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Bird seed. It just seems more like real food.
DD1: June 2014 - VBM4lyfe
DD2: October 2016
DC3: coming May 2019
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?Depends on what kind of person I was as another person. I don't BS -- I tell it like it is. Also, I'm not going to beg you to be my friend and call/stay in touch with me. I can be a bitch HOWEVER, if I consider you a friend I will do anything for you and am a very loyal person - just don't piss me off. So again, depends on what kind of person I was as "another person" I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea (which is why I don't have many friends) but hey, I'm real about it.
3.Mountain or Beach? BEACH
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?How about a little of all three in my Kindle Fire? (Which I mostly use for books)
5.What are you wearing right now?Comfy, stretchy hand-me down palazzo(?) maternity pants (black) and a stretchy top with different shades of blue dots that shows off my bump but doesn't look ridiculous and yellow box flip flops.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?I'm gonna go with the horse sized duck -- my DH is a duck hunter and a deer hunter. To be sure he has a gun/ammo that could handle the job efficiently (not to mention all that duck meat!) Also, horses have too much soul in their eyes. If I had to FIGHT them, I'd be a blubbering mess.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Depends on the color and coarseness of the hair...but probably to be hairy over being bald as I'm pretty hairy now.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?Bear.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Where does your niece come up with this crap!? :-& Good lord, I may barf just considering the two, but I guess cat food? Unless the birdseed was ONLY sunflower seed -- that I could handle.
Fuck it, I can't think of a number ten, put extra effort into one of the nine answers
This made me laugh.
1. Were you named after anyone? My middle name is after a character from the show FAME. My dad wanted it as a first name but my mom couldn't find a middle name to fit with it, so she just made it my middle name.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Never watched the show.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Heck yes because I am awesome.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach always and forever.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer because you can do all of the above on it.
5.What are you wearing right now? Maxi skirt, shirt, shoes... annnnnndddd my DH's tighty whities. haha! Mine are getting too tight and I forgot to buy some this weekend. He has no idea... Currently, my office is currently 75 degrees, so I would like to be minus a few pieces of clothing.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? I was going to say 100 duck-sized horses but after thinking about it, I couldn't bring myself to hurting a horse. So, Horse-Sized duck.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald, I can draw on eyebrows and rock some wigs and scarves.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? The thought of cat food makes me want to gag. Dry bird seed FTW.
Yes and no. My dad's partner's (they were cops) wife's name is my name. My mom loved it do much that she said if she had another girl she would name her that. Though they don't speak and were never close so I'm not really named after her.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Never met them.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Probably.
3.Mountain or Beach?
Mountain
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
Netflix and the computer.
5.What are you wearing right now?
Pjs
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
Horses?
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
Hmmm...
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
bear
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
Oh that's just gross.
1. Were you named after anyone? My middle name comes from both of my grandmothers. It will also be LO's middle name.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Love them so much! I miss my grandmother greatly and wish I could see the other more often.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I think so . My DH and I were just talking last night about how many of my friends are very selfish people though. I'm not sure what it says about me.
3.Mountain or Beach? I'm going to go with beach, because I want some sun. In all honesty though, I'm so pasty, beach adventures cause me to be a lobster!
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer. I lurk TB way too much to give it up.
5.What are you wearing right now? work pants, maternity shirt, socks that are cutting off my circulation, and shoes that barely squeezed on today.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? A horse-sized duck.... Ducks are so cute!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald. It would save me so much time getting ready!
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Alligator. They are ferocious and clearly very intelligent.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Probably dry bird seed.
1. Were you named after anyone? My middle name is my grandmother's first name.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Adore her. Sadly, she passed away about 4 months ago.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I would hope so! I can seem a little unapproachable at first (or so I'm told) but my friends who know me know I'm not really like that at all.
3. Mountain or Beach? Mountains. I loooove the beach, but my true happiness is in the woods.
4. Book, Netflix, or Computer? Netflix
5.What are you wearing right now? Grey skinny jeans (H&M Mama), a neon yellow tank, and a light blue & white striped mat tee from Target. Oh and black & gold sandals and gold anchor earrings.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Damn. This is a good one. I'm gonna go with one horse-sized duck, even though I'm irrationally afraid of large birds.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald. You can always get a wig, eyebrow tattoos, fake eyelashes, etc.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Alligator.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Good lord with these questions! Bird seed.
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I'd like to think so...I've lost all IRL friends since getting married and pregnant...I'm just in a different place in life than most my age I suppose.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach! I already live right in front of the mountains.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer...I'm on it all day.
5.What are you wearing right now? ABUs and Nike running shoes...attractive, lemme tell you...
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? I feel like duck-sized horses would be SO CUTE....but if I have to fight them...I'm not sure. Probably the horse-sized duck.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? BALD.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear...they live in prettier places and get to hibernate!
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Ew. I guess bird seed.
1. Were you named after anyone? Middle name is after my Great Grandmother.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? She was amazing. Miss her everyday.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? On most days, yes.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer
5.What are you wearing right now? Jeans, casual top, cardigan, and comfy flip flops.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100-duck sized horses.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? totally bald
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? alligator, i'm from the swamp so I'd be kick ass at being an alligator.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? dry bird seed
Fuck it, I can't think of a number ten, put extra effort into one of the nine answers
1. Were you named after anyone? My middle name is Ann, which is also my Mom's middle.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?Yeah my mom's not bad.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Abso-effen-lutely.
3.Mountain or Beach?Both, but if forced to choose- mountains.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Phone/iPad. Most versatility.
5.What are you wearing right now? Black maxi skirt with a grey tank, an open cardigan, black flats with gold studs, and some delicate gold jewelry. No wedding rings because they were tight this a.m. and I didn't want to risk it.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?horse-sized duck.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald. Wigs.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear. Mountains.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Dry bird seed!
2-yes! I'm really loyal as a friend.
3-mountain. I live in the mountains because I love them so much.
4-book. There is something about the smell and feel of a book. I've never been able to enjoy reading a book on a tablet or computer.
5-a tunic sweater and hospital socks
6-horse sized duck
7-bald! Wigs and eyelash strips
8-bear
9-oh, this is such a sick thought! Both make me want to dry heave but I'd be able to keep the bird seed down. The cat food would never!
1b. No, but my Mom adored her, so she must have been awesome.
2. Yes, I'm a great listener and really loyal.
3. Beach
4. Book
5. A pink dress with a white cardigan.
6. Horse-sized duck.
7. I think I would rather be bald than look like Cousin It.
8. A bear.
9. Wet cat food is so disgusting. The sight and smell make me gag. Bird seed all the way!
1. Were you named after anyone? Yep! My aunt, who was named after two of my great-grandmothers.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Never met my aunt but my grandmothers are/were nice!
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Hellz yes.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach. No ocean. Just the beach. The ocean is the enemy.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? All of the above! It depends on how much DS wants me to cry that day.
5.What are you wearing right now? Sweatpants, maternity tank, and a slightly slutty t-shirt.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck-sized horses. Ducks are scary as crap and I could climb a tree to escape the horses.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald. I can get a wig.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear. Bears are fuzzy and can be cute and they get to do cool stuff like tear down trees with their wrath.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Dude. WTH. I guess bird seed. The idea of wet cat food makes me want to vom.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Definitely!
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? All 3 are necessary to my life.
5.What are you wearing right now? Tank top and undies
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Both are freaking weird haha. I guess 1 horse-sized duck.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald everywhere.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? A bear.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Eww. Neither!
1. Were you named after anyone? Not a real life person, but my mom really wanted to name me Paige. My dad knew a girl in high school with that name and she was apparently a little slutty. So my mom in revenge found a person on a Soap Opera that was a little bit slutty and named me that.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? no, i'm truthfully a terrible friend. I don't respond back to messages, and I always forget to call.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach, I need salt water in my life.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Book
5.What are you wearing right now? pants, a tee and a huge sweater… thanks to CO crazy weather i also have snow boots on.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? a horse sized duck… horses terrify me.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? bald…. bring on the wigs and headscarves
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? alligator
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? wet cat food
Yay I like GTKYs!
1. Were you named after anyone?
No, though my grandpa thinks my my mom named me after him. We just let him go with that!
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
Eh, he's ok lol
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Um heck yes, I'm awesome.
3.Mountain or Beach?
Beach for sure.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
Computer because I can pull up books and Netflix on it
5.What are you wearing right now?
Some super sexy shorts of my husbands and a big comfy long sleeve shirt that I'm pretty sure is for a vodka advertisement. Yes, classy.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
Haha. The duck would freak me out since I'm convinced they're all murderous little monsters, so I'd take on the little horses!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
Totally bald!
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
A bear, but one that could live in the zoo and be fed and admired all day long
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
Wet cat food skeeves me out! Definitely the bird seed!
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Don't know this person.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I hope so! I can be a little shy but I think I'm easy to be around.
3. Mountain or Beach? Beach - I want to live somewhere warmer so bad!
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? I'll say computer because I could use Netflix and read e-books on the computer.
5.What are you wearing right now? My PJs, which these days are actually DF's t-shirts and basketball shorts.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck-sized horses just because I'd like to see what that would look like.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? I'll go with bald.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? In the body of a bear. I think a bear is less aggressive than an alligator.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Yuck. I guess I'll go with bird seed.
1. Were you named after anyone?
No, but to this day my parents will out and out argue over who named me. They both think they get the credit.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Probably. I pride myself on being a generous friend.
3.Mountain or Beach?
Beach. Or maybe mountain. It is so flat where I live that I would take any type of departure from my norm at this point.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
Computer. No Netflix for us and I don't have time for books.
5.What are you wearing right now?
Shorts and a shirt. One of my cuter maternity shirts. From my MIL. She always picks me cute stuff!
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
In my experience, ducks are MEAN so maybe I'd take the horses.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
Oh geez, I already have hair growing everywhere so definitely bald.
I'd get a super cute wig!
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
Bear. Hibernation is like laziness to me, which is appealing right now.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
Ugh. Bird food. The smell of cat food makes me want to wretch even not pregnant!
1. Were you named after anyone? My great grandmother
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? I don't remember her at all but I hear she was pretty neat
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Depends. I seem to attract the craziest of crazies so that might be appealing.
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach although I love hiking in the mountains once in a while.
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? 1. computer 2. netflix 3. book
5.What are you wearing right now? pj shorts, tank top and a cardigan. I should put on real clothes and shower though.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? LOL what? Both would make me pee my pants and hide.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Totally bald. I can get a wig and draw on some brows.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear. You get to sleep all winter!
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? GROSS. Probably wet can food, some of the gravy varieties look pretty good sometimes.
Fuck it, I can't think of a number ten, put extra effort into one of the nine answers
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Of course! Im hella cool!
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer- bc you can do book and netflix there...
5.What are you wearing right now? Yoga pants, tank top, Toms
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck sized horses, bc they'd be pretty cute and I could convert them into loving little pets for friends and fam
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald, scarves and hats would be my thing
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear, then id get to sleep half the year
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Bird seed, its like granola
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope, I didn't even have a name for a day or two!
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I think so.
3.Mountain or Beach? Mountain lake (if not, beach)
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer
5.What are you wearing right now? Khaki capris and a blue tank top
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Why can't it be 10 duck-sized horses? 100 is a lot!! It depends on what I've got to fight with - my bare hands or a sword/bat/something I can beat with. (and I've actually seen this question before somewhere, and couldn't decide on my answer then, either)
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald, you can get a wig!
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear - hibernation sounds awesome!
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Dry bird seed, wet cat food is just nasty.
Nope
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Um not lately I get on my own nerves maybe when I'm not so hormonal
3.Mountain or Beach?
definitely Mountains
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
Computer so I can do all 3
5.What are you wearing right now?
Scrubs (amazingly they still fit), may I say I'm totally jealous of all those still in pajamas
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
100 duck-sized horses, I'll climb a tree to get away
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
Bald I'd totally rock the bald look
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
Bear
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
Bird seed
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Yes, my aunt Beverly. She was never able to have kids (burst appendix killed both her ovaries) so mom named me after her.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
I loved her, she was like a mom to me (I had a better relationship with her than I do with my own mom). Unfortunately, she passed away from metastatic cancer a few years ago. If this LO were a girl she was going to be named after my aunt as well.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Maybe... It would depend on this new me's personality. I'm told I'm somewhat unapproachable at first. Really I'm just shy and don't like talking to people without a purpose (not much for small talk with strangers). But once I get to know you I think I'm a pretty good friend.
3.Mountain or Beach?
Beach
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
Computer
5.What are you wearing right now?
Yoga capris, hubby's t-shirt
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
I couldn't fight either... Horses are too sweet looking, and even though ducks kinda creep me out I still couldn't hurt one
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
Bald. I could rock wigs and scarves. I'm too lazy to shave what I've got now on a regular basis so bald would be much easier.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
Bear (although this goes against my bald wishes...)
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
I don't see how bird seed would ever fill me up, and cat food doesn't gross me out. Plus, I took care of a cute old lady who ate nothing but wet cat food until she came to us (she was confused)... But hey, if she can do it I can do it. Bring on the cat food.
1. Were you named after anyone? - No I do not think I am
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?- I would think yes
3.Mountain or Beach?- Beach love to just sit out on the beach in the sun and look out on to the water and watch the the people or boats
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?- Well sometimes I like a good book and sometimes the computer is nice. I don't have Netflix so I would use that as my last one to go to.
5.What are you wearing right now?- Sock, a shirt and jeans ( just got home from work and changed)
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? - ummm not sure
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? - I would say hair everywhere because I can shave it off in the spots I don't want it.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? - I might say bear only because they get to sleep most of the winter and play in the water in the spring and summer but then being an alligator has it up and downs to.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? I would have to go with bird seed for a month only because the wet cat food makes me sick to look at it.
Added #10. What kind of flower would you like to be? I would have to say a hydrangea only because they soak up all the water and the sun and they always seem to look so pretty in come in many colors.
1. Were you named after anyone? No
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Possibly but I'd have to be able to take sarcasm/humor well.
3.Mountain or Beach? Mountain
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer but aiming more towards books this summer.
5.What are you wearing right now? purple shirt and grey slacks
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? horse-sized duck. Multiples of anything is usually not a good idea.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? totally bald
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? bear
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? dry bird seed
On another note, I can't believe I took part in this...lol.
A family member my mom used to babysit.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? Yes
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
For sure!
3.Mountain or Beach? Beach
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Book
5.What are you wearing right now? Empire waist black and white dress.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Umm... 100 duck sizes horses.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Both are gross...
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yeah probably...except I've been a hermit lately so it would be hard.
3.Mountain or Beach? Love the beach...but I think I would prefer to live in the mountains (without snow).
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer. I can do everything on it lol.
5.What are you wearing right now? Jean shorts and a tank top... but depending on your "tone" it may be different
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? I don't like regular sized ducks they freak me out! But I couldn't kick a bunch of little horses... So I guess bring on the giant duck!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Bald. But then again if I lived in the mountains then I would kinda like rockin the big foot look.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Alligator...it's a nickname.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? I'll go with the bird seed but can I have the bird beak to go with it because otherwise my teeth would be incredibly damaged.
I'm bored, entertain me! The would you rathers are brought to you by my niece this weekend
1. Were you named after anyone? some chick off of a soap opera in the 80s (Jenny something or another. thanks mom and dad)
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? n/a she was probably killed off in some horrific way lol
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? probably. i'm pretty cool
3.Mountain or Beach? beach. mountain. idk I can't choose
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? BOOK!
5.What are you wearing right now? the same shorts and tank top i have worn around the house for about 3 days because a) it's comfortable b) it fits over the bump c) i am lazy
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? horse sized duck unless it can fly then i'm screwed
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? bald, please and thank you. that ish is easy to fake, but the amount you'd spend waxing otherwise would be ridiculous
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? bear. the whole hibernation thing has appeal
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? dry bird seed. I don't eat much meat as it is, and the smell of that food when I give it to my cat makes me gag
- My middle name, Evering, is my Great Grandma's middle name. It will also be LO's middle name.
1b. If you know that person, do you like them?
- I love her. She is in her 90's now, but still kickin'.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
- Probably not. Lol
3.Mountain or Beach?
- Mountain (on horseback, please!).
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer?
- Netflix and computer. Even though Netflix is essentially background noise.
5.What are you wearing right now?
- Tank top and shorts.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
- 100 duck-sized horses. Horses are flight animals.. I'd just flap a plastic bag at them and they would be outta there.
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere?
- Bald. I would get a wig and draw on some eyebrows. Lol
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear?
- Bear, obviously.
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month?
- Idk. I want to say bird seed, but wet cat food seems more nutritious for a human.
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope, my mom just really liked the name.
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I like to think that I'm a pretty chill, cool gal...so I'll go with yes!
3.Mountain or Beach? Mountain! I live in south Florida, about 10 minutes from the beach, and I go maybe once or twice a year. I wish that I lived up north (I'm originally from Long Island, NY)!
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Computer since you can do that all and more!
5.What are you wearing right now? Maternity skinny jeans, teal maternity t-shirt from Target, my favorite gold flats (that I'm just baaarely fitting into), long gold necklace
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? Horse-sized duck. I rode horses in my youth and I couldn't bear fighting them!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? Hair everywhere. Painted on eyebrows freak me out.
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? Bear! For all the reasons, you guys stated. Plus, as mentioned, I want out of Florida!
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? Bird seed, fo sho. I can barely stand to give my cats wet cat food! Gag.
1. Were you named after anyone? Nope
1b. If you know that person, do you like them? n/a
2. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I'd like to think so!
3.Mountain or Beach? Can't I have both??
4.Book, Netflix, or Computer? Book! their batteries never die
5.What are you wearing right now? target maternity jeans, orange ON maternity shirt, orange havaianas flip flops, my momma & baby elephant necklace.
6. Would you rather have to fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 duck size horses, but I can't imagine myself deliberately injuring either!
7. Would you rather be totally bald (whole body) for the rest of your life, or have hair growing everywhere? bald - I feel like I can deal with a wig
8. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your brain in the body of an alligator or in the body of a bear? bear! they get to play in all weather and hibernate
9. Would you rather eat only wet cat food or only dry bird seed for a month? ugh, bird seed. the smell of the cat food is totally gross.