Maple and TJ

TJ1979

@Mapleme‌ and @tjkdlhb‌ Girls. When are we going to have these babies? I though we agreed on today. Womp womp.

Should we crash @ABColeslaw‌'s big day?

How are you staying sane and patient? I'm so irritated I have to go back to work tomorrow. I was not prepared for that.

What all tricks have you tried? Be honest.

tjkdlhb

Well my plans to have baby this weekend didn't work out for me...  MIL and FIL come back for the remainder of Crotch Watch at my house today, they're camping out here until baby is born...and beyond...

My next appt. is tomorrow.  The Dr'll do a sweep if I've made any progress, but honestly I don't think I have.  I feel roughly the same that I have for the past month or more. 

I don't know how you guys are managing to still be working. 

Into+the+Kitty

I'm glad I didn't miss 'em. You can have your babies now. I'll allow it.

TJ1979

@ITK Thanks for the permission.  That's probably all these babies were waiting on.

Into+the+Kitty

TJ1979 said:

@ITK Thanks for the permission.  That's probably all these babies were waiting on.

All of the babies are going to come today. Except for maybe yours. Your water will break when you open your package.

TJ1979

I love you people.

stoneycakes

Welcome back, ITK! Ben and Jerrys changed their Heath Bar Crunch to Toffee Bar Crunch. It's my favorite ice cream ever and it's not the same

ETA: I totally thought I was posting this in the Screen Free thread.  Oh well.  You have my randoms here now.

stoneycakes

I'm literally considering splurging on the ice cream attachment for my KA because I need to have Heath Bars in my ice cream.

TJ1979

Mapleme said:

stoneycakes said:

I'm literally considering splurging on the ice cream attachment for my KA because I need to have Heath Bars in my ice cream.

Dooo it! I love making ice cream at home. I realized yesterday that some of our precious freezer space was being used up with our Cuisinart ice cream maker insert and I thought that it might be high time to make some ice cream. Ooo, with booze! You know, to keep it soft...

Would that work in coconut milk ice cream?

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Into+the+Kitty

@stoneycakes I am obsessed with my ice cream maker.

bumpuser9353653

Crashing this thread. Can I have my baby today too, please? I need this kid out of me ASAP.

So tired of work and being completely uncomfortable!

Rrrrrachel

Birth my pregnancies I went way post dates and the finally went into labor within 1-2 days of binding my belly. Just saying.

bumpuser9353653

SecretAgentKate said:

i have never had booze in ice cream

I just had Kahlua over vanilla bean ice cream for the first time last summer. Life changing, I tell you.

TJ1979

I used to make Jack Daniel's milkshakes with butter pecan ice cream.

@RugbyMamma Yes, you and @RachelCA29 Please feel free to have your LOs today too.  It'll be a baby explosion!

bumpuser9353653

Mapleme said:

RugbyMamma said:

Crashing this thread. Can I have my baby today too, please? I need this kid out of me ASAP.

So tired of work and being completely uncomfortable!

Do you have tassels? For our Synchronized Contractions Competition Team?


I'm sure I can fashion something up. ;-) Anything that will help get things moving!

CLLDLL

Wait wait wait.  No one consulted me on this syncronized birthing idea!  You can all have them today, but it has to be at different times.  How else am I going to keep up with, what is it 5, live streaming births?  LLOL!

Rrrrrachel

Ooh, yeah, a google hang out. Just be careful how you aim the webcam.

RachelCA29

Well it's my due date today, so if this LO is anything like me, he will be punctual and actually show up today, as part of the baby explosion/synchronized birthing.

Maybe some booze-y ice cream would help ... 

Lild09

Mapleme said:

Well, now I'm aiming for Wednesday. That way I can do one last bakery delivery and I don't have to coordinate having my friend do it for me. Truthfully I don't feel any closer to popping, although Ms movements have become more "aggressive" recently, as if she's trying to break out of the joint.

DH and I had the most awkward sex ever today. It was exceptionally hilarious and midway through I peed on him just a little from laughing too hard. Go me!

This whole swelling in the middle of the night thing is getting really old. I woke up 15 minutes ago with no feeling in my right hand. I decided to take off my wrist brace, because I figured it wouldn't get much worse.

Bah. Wednesday. Or at the latest, next Tuesday. The 20th is my "no later" deadline.

The 20th is looking to be my no later deadline at 41+6...child is a stubborn as his mother and father lol