*Missyishere*

SandyClam

@Missyishere, my FB account is "temporarily unavailable". If your bible thumper friends got me kicked off FB I'll be so pissed. Dear Jesus, please forgive me. Okay, now will my FB work?!

Monkeybabe

*runs to FB*

Monkeybabe

Oh, my FB is doing the same thing, @sandyclam.

SandyClam

ThisIsBrea said:

If you got bannerated for that shit, I will burn Facebook to the ground. That whole conversation was amazing!

Who are you on FB? I want to be your friend!

@Monkeybabe, I'm glad yours is broken too. I mean, not glad but I was really worried for a minute.

SandyClam

justAphase said:

What the fuck? Because you called him perv? Lolol

Maybe it was the dog balls.

Monkeybabe

Dammit FB, I want to read the dramaz!

SandyClam

It was an argument started with HGTV. Someone didn't agree with the "homosexual lifestyle" and then called everyone who disagreed with him bigots. Then I posted some dog balls.

missyishere

Just repent to Fuckerberg.

missyishere

EVERYONE JUST WATCH MORE BRAVO, K?!

missyishere

I owned you with my words!!!

missyishere

From now on, any time there is a troll, they're getting dog balls and explosive mics. 

missyishere

I really want to quote some of the crap they said over here.

missyishere

This was a good one, "And yes ___________, heaven probably does take in rapists and murderers...as long as those people repented"

Monkeybabe

I don't know who's who in there, but I fucking love you people.

Monkeybabe

I think my favorite part was about beating sense into you chicks. I legit loled.

missyishere

Oh, and another, "Once again....my husband and I do not dislike a gay person....we just dislike the sin. Love the sinner....not the sin. And once again. I am no way no how insinuating that I have not sinned. On a daily occasion I fail God. Therefore I am not pointing fingers"

Monkeybabe

I have a born again Christian relative that believes that everyone that does not accept Jesus into their heart will go to hell. So, God's chosen peeps, the Jews, to hell with them!

missyishere

justAphase said:

But most importantly

QFF

jorkz821

How do you know those people missy? They're not like your next door neighbours or close relatives are they? That might get awkward...

missyishere

Hey @lexilupin hey-- you owned them with your words today, for sure.

missyishere

jorkz821 said:

How do you know those people missy? They're not like your next door neighbours or close relatives are they? That might get awkward...

Well, the husband works out with my husband often, and the wife cleans my teeth, soooooo...

jorkz821

Oh dear.

Monkeybabe

missyishere said:

jorkz821 said:

How do you know those people missy? They're not like your next door neighbours or close relatives are they? That might get awkward...

Well, the husband works out with my husband often, and the wife cleans my teeth, soooooo...

You know those utensils are like, super sharp, right?

missyishere

I didn't realize they were evangelists.  One of their other buddies, same beliefs and such, inquired a lot from DH.  He told him he would pay for DH to see God's Not Dead movie.  DH agreed he would but only if the dude agreed to watch something of his choice. 

jorkz821

justAphase said:

jorkz821 said:

How do you know those people missy? They're not like your next door neighbours or close relatives are they? That might get awkward...

Well, the husband works out with my husband often, and the wife cleans my teeth, soooooo...

Might find a new teeth cleaner

And workout buddy.

missyishere

jorkz821 said:

justAphase said:

jorkz821 said:

How do you know those people missy? They're not like your next door neighbours or close relatives are they? That might get awkward...

Well, the husband works out with my husband often, and the wife cleans my teeth, soooooo...

Might find a new teeth cleaner

And workout buddy.

Nah, him and DH have had conversations about beliefs before.  They have had words on FB before, too, but not at this level.  DH doesn't have Parenting to back him up.

missyishere

ThisIsBrea said:

I didn't realize they were evangelists.  One of their other buddies, same beliefs and such, inquired a lot from DH.  He told him he would pay for DH to see God's Not Dead movie.  DH agreed he would but only if the dude agreed to watch something of his choice. 

What did your DH pick?!!

Nothing yet, but I have a feeling it will involve Christopher Hitchens.

Monkeybabe

I wish I had seen that thread/comment reel/whatever earlier. I wish I could have just left this there

missyishere

justAphase said:

Please tell me he made them watch Religulous

While Religulous is hilars, it's not really true to how DH feels. I mean, in a sense, yes, but there are other atheists with better...approach.

Monkeybabe

On a serious note, it pisses me off when white american christians claim religious persecution. There are christians in the world being persecuted, but they sure as fuck don't live in Iowa.

colliebabe

I just went and caught up on the rest of that thread. You ladies rock.

missyishere

colliebabe said:

I just went and caught up on the rest of that thread. You ladies rock.

It's still living on, lol. Funny thing, I had a couple of locals thanking me and the other posters for verbalizing against the bigotry.

missyishere

LexiLupin said:

Parenting: making Facebook AND Iowa better places.

Doing the Lord's work.