Intro (kind of drunk)

Snapdragon750

Hey I've been on here for years and never done an intro, and I never would but I'm kind of drunk so I'm seizing the moment.

How do people do intros anyway?  I never read those.

I have two kids, girls, almost 3 and almost 1 and they are adorable and I try to eat them every day.  I SAH and also babysit two 5ish-month-olds.  I'm an observant/orthodox/religious Jew so I never post Friday night or Saturday.  I return my shopping carts and am vehemently pro-vax.  Not "into" 1D but I like some of those songs they sing.  What else?  I like Dr. Who and GoT (but I read the books first so that obvs makes me better than people who just watch the show).  Sherlock's been on my instant queue since forever but DH and I never get around to it.  DH and I love cilantro.

Snapdragon750

Well I have girls so of course I only eat them with sugar and spice and everything nice!

Snapdragon750

No, I give them finger foods at 6 months + because aint nobody got time for that

LaurelBee

Welcome! Post more and watch Sherlock!

Snapdragon750

No are you crazy, cut up hot dogs are choking hazards.

(I get the reference but really I stay away from them because choking hazard.  Also after my CPR class I will cut up my kids' grapes until they are five.)