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May 2014 Moms
IBackBevo
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May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
Monday Bitchfest
IBackBevo
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I don't see it so I am going to start it. Sorry if I am stepping on any toes. Go at it, ladies!
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
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Re: Monday Bitchfest
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
It's my last week of work and I have a few things outstanding but I can't finish them because the people who assigned them won't do what they need to do.
Also WTF Dr. office don't say you want to induce last Tuesday and that you'll call me and then no effing call or return calls.
Thirdly- What is up with the sh!tty trolls. If we are going to have trolls why can't they be the fun kind.
p.s. My mom shared with me the story of my giant shoulders (my kid is like me apparently) and how they did 2 episiotomies and she had a 4th degree tear and stitches in her rectum thanks to me. Why did she share this with me yesterday, then tell me my kids size is "No big deal". Lady you stopped at one kid because the hell that was my birth. Gimme a break!
p.p.s. I don't want 2 buttholes post gigantasaurus baby and I think I need a hug.
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
So last night I was texting her about random stuff, and I told her that I mentioned to MH that Sunday is Mother's Day. And she responds back, well if the baby isn't here by then you don't get a gift. So then I proceeded to tell her that I told MH it's my first Mother's Day and I would like it to be special. And she responded with "pfft". Bitch I'm growing a human, I'm a fucking mom whether or not the baby is on the outside or inside. Don't rain on my parade because I'm excited about Mother's Day.
And I've hit the point at which caffeine no longer has any effect. I'm so exhausted I can fall asleep even right after a cup of coffee. It's great at night because I'm getting some insanely deep sleep and not even waking up every half hour to pee, but it super sucks during the day when I need to be caring for and spending quality time with DS and all I want to do is lie down and sleep for a week straight. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
DS: 11/8/11 | 9 lb 7 oz, 22 in
DD: 5/22/14 | 9 lb 9 oz, 21.5 in
Side note my dads an ass and I do not want this child born on his bday which is the 10th ugh
Had the male doctor today do my cervical check which generally means bigger hands. Had horrible period like cramps after I got home.
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
She also doesn't get that my LO being big =/= him being ready to come out. Since around 32 weeks she has been bugging that he needs to get here because he was over 6 lbs then. Now I'm 36 weeks and she keeps sending texts that say "He needs to get here!!!!!!!" First off, 37 weeks is the earliest I would want him to get here and second, my mom isn't in town until 38 weeks so I would like to have her present as well.
She has also tried to schedule my newborn pics with our mutual photog friend and keeps talking about how there's no way I am going to deliver a large baby pain free or without a CS because SHE would get an epidural as soon as labor started.
Oh and she expects me to let her babysit LO right away. Yeah no. And it won't be any time in the future either since she talks about how she is afraid of babies and has never babysat and is grossed out by diapers and spit up. Sorry, but you're not using my kid as a Guinea pig.
She also has asked to be in the delivery room, to be notified the minute I go into labor and to "help" with LO afterwards so that I can sleep. I already told DH that she will be the very last person we tell and that we warn the nurses to watch her because at this point I feel like she is one mental breakdown away from trying to steal my kid.
ETA: oh I almost forgot that she was legitimately upset when she found out that my best friend and her husband asked to host my shower, and that DH and I asked them to be the godparents and not her. I still get texts saying how "she" would have done my shower differently accompanied by Pinterest links of ideas she would have used
DS: 11/8/11 | 9 lb 7 oz, 22 in
DD: 5/22/14 | 9 lb 9 oz, 21.5 in
My bitch: My body needs to either get a move on or quit teasing me. Granted, I'm 37 weeks on Wednesday, so baby brother can stick around for a little longer, but after two days of contractions off and on last week, I'm ready to quit playing games.
ETA: oh, and it's Cinco de Mayo and I can't have a mojito to celebrate. :-(
And DH...after months of trying to convince you DD needs her first haircut now and not when she turns 3 and then you finally agreeing to a trim...STOP putting it off now because 1. It should be done on a weekend. 2. We don't want to go there right at closing (because 5:30 is 8:00) 3. Her hair has been in pigtails all day.
Plus everyone keeps asking "aren't you so excited?" OF COURSE. But I'm also constipated, tired, and uncomfortable.
Welcomed our rainbow baby 5/20/2014! It's a girl!
T 2.12 | W 5.14
We haven't settled on a name for this baby yet, and people are really starting to act offended over it, as if we're intentionally being coy or withholding important information. My mom is the worst. She's convinced we're pulling some kind of control-freak power play by trying to keep everyone out of the loop. Why would we do that? What does someone gain by holding out on revealing a baby name?
We honestly just haven't found anything we absolutely love or can imagine for our baby. When we do know, we'll share. Before then, butt out.
DS: 11/8/11 | 9 lb 7 oz, 22 in
DD: 5/22/14 | 9 lb 9 oz, 21.5 in