BMBs getting freaky?

tbmadeamistake

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12332605/blow-jobs-tips-tricks-and-stories#latest

Anything you'd like to share...or we can just discuss the bizarrity of it all...I think I made up a word there!

CJnKR2014

... dafuq? Why would they want to discuss that?

tbmadeamistake

Yeah...I'm an over-sharer and even that was a bit much for me! 

CJnKR2014

They're due in August- if they're getting this bored already, I can't imagine what their board is gonna look like in July!

cMichelle0423

Haha oh my... well I guess it's good to know they've all gotten so close!

CherSomething

I can't look... 

tbmadeamistake

@yellowbird219, I agree.  Some of the other stories might have been enough to get me going...but after the "surran wrap" story, nuh uh.  Totally turned off. 

cMichelle0423

I don't think I've ever been that open a out anything, even with my H or bff.... and yahh that saran wrap story was..uh... interesting... I think it's safe to say my standards for being "freaky" have changed...

elsa1688

Holy mother of god. They do know that everyone can read the internet, right?

hjl050308

Oh my...... I don't even talk like that with my best girlfriends.

katekat8721

It's a thread caused by an incredibly horny woman wanting an outlet to share her sexcapades. They have literotica for that but apparently wants to share with their BMB buddies instead I guess. Only like two people seem to be actually (descriptively lol) participating.

Signed,
Not a prude, just bitterly not getting any these days

steprozz

I can't even dirty talk with DH without giggling let alone tell the whole interwebz about my sexcapades. sheesh! that was too much

lellymine

Give them another month or so before they get too big, too uncomfortable or just too dang tired to bother. It'll be an entirely different thread then. More like, remember that magical month we were able to have good sex? Where I was done experiencing morning sickness but hadn't yet gotten this big belly that got in the way of every position we tried? Or when my heavy breathing meant I was turned on and not that I'm winded walking up the stairs?

CJnKR2014

And they went from BJs to the butt.... ummmmmmmm yikes. Just stop talking, august14 ladies, stop talking.

tbmadeamistake

Sooooo glad I didn't get as far as the butt talk!

bumpuser9343355

I am really glad we have never had a thread like that! There are some things I don't need to know!

CJnKR2014

I read a couple of their posts on the very first page and the last one on the last page, just to see what they "progressed" to.

steprozz

BeesTimesThree said:

I am really glad we have never had a thread like that! There are some things I don't need to know!

agreed! I love you ladies probably an unhealthy amount but even that's too much for me

deedee830

Ummmm...

I mean, I'm pretty unconventional, but wow.

Ashes92813

Kind of seems like a horny pissing contest. Weird.

katekat8721

Now it's onto sex toys, anal, strap ons on straight guys, and masturbating.

also agree with @ashes92813 it is like a pissing contest over who is the freakiest. We already know Jack Black gets that vote amiright @loherrim?

ElTrain5

Is everyone really giving that much head? If so, I'm a fucking awful wife

katekat8721

nutmegs8 said:

This seems like the perfect place to share this...  

I just deep throated a spatula covered in chocolate icing. No gag reflex.

/dead

BMaidPlanner

The amount of unecessary punctuation in the OP alone as me not wanting to read the damn thread.

jshrop

lyracelesti said:

The only thing i found kinda weird about it is that there are people over there with pictures of kids in their siggys among all the stories.

Thank god I'm on mobile. That might disturb me...

jshrop

I feel like maybe it's a pissing contest of who is freakier? I'm sure they are having fun (I guess lol) but I think you're right about giving up too many details. I'm no prude but I'm sure as hell not sharing my sexcapades to you ladies (sorry y'all, I know how you were looking forward to it).

ChristineBaker23

I only made it through three of their posts before I went running. But now I think I pissed the bed laughing at y'alls responses. Especially this:

nutmegs8 said:

This seems like the perfect place to share this...  

I just deep throated a spatula covered in chocolate icing. No gag reflex.

@ElTrain5‌ my husband hasn't had a blow job since before I was pregnant because I can't even think about it without throwing up in my mouth. He will live.

ChristineBaker23

Oh my word. I went back and read more. Scarf something to do with scarves idk... Anyway. Shes scaring me. Me and hubby can get pretty... Exciting... Especially if I'm drunk but I would never ever give so much detail on the internet. I feel like I may be permanently traumatized.

Mizoo

I made it through the saran wrap story,  but I stopped reading shortly after the extremely graphic tutorial about anal.  THAT was too much for me.

Oh and @Eltrain5, you are not alone.  It's something SO usually only gets if I've had a few drinks, and even then it's usually part of foreplay and not the "main event."  So, clearly, it's been at least 8 months for him.

MrsP419

Man…I skimmed through a couple pages and had to stop.  I know I am more naive an inexperienced than most (DH was my first and only everything, and we were both virgins until our wedding night), but it is comforting to know that I am not the only one who thought some of that was a bit nuts!

kiley820

snowflake91011 said:

Lurking from August '14...let me just say that the majority of our board is normal!  I was definitely not a fan of that post and neither were many of our board members.  It's one thing to talk about your sexcapades with your girlfriends, but a totally different story blasting it on the internet for the world to see.

Yes. This! Another August14 lady, and I was just going to post this! I had no issue with the thread at first but it got a little (read A LOT) out of hand! Please don't side eye all of us

salsy2012

Another lurker from Aug14-

Trust me, that is the spiciest thread we've had in MONTHS. Our board is sooooo tame and boring most days. 

Also, not all of us were getting jiggy with it on that thread...It was definitely not everyone's cup of tea.

I still love those freaky bitches though!

 

katekat8721

Hi August girls! My mind was probably more blown that you guys are almost in third tri more so over the raunchiness. Apparently I frequent freaky interweb places lol. Plus we all know who the real freak is around here *points to @nutmegs8*

Raclla

Aug 14 here.

Boredom!

Andplusalso, it's kinda hilarious.

elsa1688

I'm all about the different strokes - do whatever you want. More power to you. Im with @LoHerrim‌ though- I just don't think it is very smart to post that ish on the interwebs. We have had 3 different ladies on our board who have dealt with stalking/IRL problems. Like my mom said, "never write anything down you wouldn't want the whole world to read".

tbmadeamistake

Hi August ladies!  As the OP, I mainly posted because it provided an interesting read and a jumping off point for discussion on this board, had it ended up being about sex or about discussing sex on the internet.  No judgement, just curiosity about others' views! 

Rannndi

Also lurking from A14, and want to second that we weren't all fans of the thread. We'd actually mentioned it on our FFFC thread. Not a prude, just not my style. And like PPs said, it was a very small amount of August ladies participating. IMO, some things should remain in the bedroom, ESPECIALLY if your SO isn't comfortable with others knowing.

MrsCase1

I will be the lone dissenting opinion, I suppose. The post was NMS however they get a brownie point from me for at least having something interesting or unique. There are only so many things that can be re-discussed.

Admittedly I never thought twice about people posting when they have pics in their siggys but the thought of some perv stumbling upon a pic of my kid because they newly discover TB makes my stomach churn.

kbrezie

Being in the August 2014 group it’s funny to hear others thoughts. I really think you are right we are bored, and it’s also entertaining...LOL As far as the entries being on the internet for the world to see...uhh we all got pregnant somehow...it’s not like anyone experienced immaculate conception. LOL It’s just for giggles....

Im sure you ladie have some pretty good stories...LOL

RaeJ004

Yeah they had some choice words for us   My favorite was that we're growing cobwebs in our vaginas or something to that effect. 

steprozz

yeah I personally liked how we are all prudes playing canasta and drinking decaf. I don't think we flamed them at all... we all know it could have been worse