FFFC

Welshgirl12

Has this really not been started yet?? You all sleeping or something?!?!?!

Welshgirl12

Ok so assuming it is Friday and no-one else has started it, here is my lame fffc:

I'm always the first to my office at this early hour. There is a semi long hallway that leads right into my office and when I'm here alone I strut along that hallway model style.

America's next top model I am not.

My gross fffc:

I have had an ingrown toenail for literally years but I never do anything about it because it doesn't bother me and there never seems a good time to have surgery done and recover.

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Jenball717

@cdhaslag‌ fail? Uh no, that's a win!

spanx21

Went grocery shopping for a few items the other day and had LO in his carrier in the back of the cart. Paid and checked out with my groceries. Got to the car and put LO in. Under his seat was a pack of cream cheese that I never saw....I quickly threw it into one of my bags. I've never done this before and I feel terrible. Maybe I should go back and confess and pay for it. Or maybe not. |)

pmarie33

spanx21 said:

Went grocery shopping for a few items the other day and had LO in his carrier in the back of the cart. Paid and checked out with my groceries. Got to the car and put LO in. Under his seat was a pack of cream cheese that I never saw....I quickly threw it into one of my bags. I've never done this before and I feel terrible. Maybe I should go back and confess and pay for it. Or maybe not. |)

Meh.  I'm sure at some point a grocery store scanner has accidentally rang something up twice and you didn't notice.  A block of cream cheese is nbd imo.

pmarie33

I'm getting off at 2 today and didn't tell the husband or the babysitter.  Meeee time!

kelle017

Sometimes  when I'm driving I play the alphabet game with myself.  Actually I just did this several times this week, just to stay focused.

Also sometimes I sleep with my daughters a+a blanket because I need something to hold onto or my arms are awkward (I'm a side sleeper) - if that makes sense.

TXswissmiss

Ah this non-payment happened to me the other day but it was like $30 worth of bibs/bottles etc at the grocery store! I had temporarily placed it on LOs bassinet while DH went somewhere else with the cart - how did the scanners not pick it up?!? DH went back in and paid for all of it...not that I wanted to but I knew I would have felt so guilty!

Confession: Yesterday I was really irritable and there was only one elevator working at a 4-story shopping mall thing near us and we needed to go to floor -1 and floor 4....ONLY ONE ELEVATOR and it went to parking, too so from -6 to 4! Needless to say DH and I carried the stroller up and down all the stairs. But this was only after he suggested this all antsy-like and me, being lazy, got super irritated and yelled at him in front of all the other stroller moms: 

"CALM YOUR TITS"

this did not go over well.

#gifsarentfunnywhenyouareangy

#okistillthoughtitwasfunny

taylormarie923

I pump a bottle before I go out so that I don't have to NIP.

TXswissmiss

taylormarie923 said:

I pump a bottle before I go out so that I don't have to NIP.

I do this occasionally depending on where we are going and if it will be infinitely more convenient...also then DH can take care of it

alyshamarie007

I'm planning on being "sick" tomorrow so I don't have to go to DH's cousin's bridal shower @ MIL's house. The thought of 25 cackling women crammed in their tiny house for a couple hours is pure torture for me. Besides the past couple weekends I've had to attend other showers/engagements and I really need a Saturday to myself and to reconnect with DS.

findingnemommy

I fake cried for 10 seconds this morning when DH left for work to get him to stay home to help with lo. He has this weekend off and I'm so excited to take a shower by myself!

PixiesDust

DH has been away for the past week for work, and I fully plan on putting him on baby duty all day tomorrow so I can sleep in and get my personal stuff done.  He's gonna be jetlagged but IDGAF.

trackgirlparis

As a lot of you know, we are staying at SILs this week, watching our niece and nephew.

Yesterday, I tried on a handful of SILs clothes because she has a great wardrobe. I don't think she would care but I still felt a little scandalous lol...unfortunately she has A cups so not much fit hahaha

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blueeyedrose86

DH has been gone for 2 weeks (2 more months to go!) and I have been stress eating so much chocolate. I'm in a wedding in 2 weeks and it's making LO spit up way more than usual, but I can't staaahp.

MissLauraPants

Our daycare lady texted this morning saying that she had the stomach bug so we could not take the baby in today.  I told my boyfriend that since I watched the baby last month that daycare had something else come up that he needed to call off work.  I was really just hoping that he could have a whole day with the baby  

But I believe my plan has backfired since I have already had 3 phone calls the last hour about the baby almost getting his finger cut off in our stroller shade, the dog dug up the plants and the bank will not transfer money...maybe my boyfriend is on to my game and going to make sure I never leave them alone again...well played.

germanpickle

We have the day over here and I got a two hour nap. For the first time ever the kids were asleep at the same time and not in our room. My husband considered waking me for sex - would be first time in four months- but didn't because I was so tired. I said "oh honey you should have" and thought "I would have cut you"

Lemme summa up for ya:
1. Haven't had sex in four months.
2. Cosleeper
3. Lied to hubby
4. Got two hour nap

CateOfChicago

spanx21 said:

Went grocery shopping for a few items the other day and had LO in his carrier in the back of the cart. Paid and checked out with my groceries. Got to the car and put LO in. Under his seat was a pack of cream cheese that I never saw....I quickly threw it into one of my bags. I've never done this before and I feel terrible. Maybe I should go back and confess and pay for it. Or maybe not. |)

We accidentally stole DDs crib mattress from Target. We bought tons of stuff and thought the bill seemed low. When looking at it we saw no mattress. We saw her scan it. She must not have scanned right.

Friends said it was bad karma and dd wouldn't sleep through the night. I planned to go back but was hospitalized shortly after, then put on bed rest and delivered 3 weeks early. Never made it back. Actually forgot about it until now. Maybe that is why that all happened to me. Hmm...

SHAWNACPA

I have volunteered to take my nephew to the bus stop everyday this week on my way to work so that my sister doesn't have to load both babies, but instead of taking him to the bus I take him to school and we stop at the donut shop on the way and eat donuts and drink chocolate milk on our way to school. It cause me to be about 30 minutes late to work, but I don't even care. It is our secret...

#teachinghimtolie

#itsallworthitforadonut

bkeane619

I puke/peed two nights ago. It was disgusting.

Welshgirl12

Emilyusc211 said:

I have been interviewing for a new job. I've been at this job 7 long, painful years. The one I think I am going to accept next week gave me a start date in June, which is later than I was hoping. I plan on faking the flu and calling in sick to use some of my sick time before I put in my official notice.

I fully support this unless it puts a ton of work on others...my co-worker out in her two weeks, then took off something like six or seven of her last ten days, which totally screwed the rest of us over. Bah.

Jenball717

SHAWNACPA said:

I have volunteered to take my nephew to the bus stop everyday this week on my way to work so that my sister doesn't have to load both babies, but instead of taking him to the bus I take him to school and we stop at the donut shop on the way and eat donuts and drink chocolate milk on our way to school. It cause me to be about 30 minutes late to work, but I don't even care. It is our secret...

#teachinghimtolie

#itsallworthitforadonut

I love this. You're bonding with your nephew, it's sweet.

SHAWNACPA

comeongetdown said:

I have volunteered to take my nephew to the bus stop everyday this week on my way to work so that my sister doesn't have to load both babies, but instead of taking him to the bus I take him to school and we stop at the donut shop on the way and eat donuts and drink chocolate milk on our way to school. It cause me to be about 30 minutes late to work, but I don't even care. It is our secret...

#teachinghimtolie

#itsallworthitforadonut

I'm sure there are a few people here that would totally freak out if they found out their sister did that. Lol

Hey, at least he is still on time for school!! :)

ashleymarie512

Last weekend MIL came over to see LO. Prior to her visit, DH was all trying to make sexy time, but I kept telling him no bc she was coming over. Once she got there and was playing with dd, I went upstairs to unpack more. DH came up to switch laundry, gave me a quick kiss, which turned into having a quickie in our room, while mil was downstairs holding LO.

After she left he was all paranoid she heard, even though we were quiet and in different floors. I feel scandalous.

bkeane619

When going to see nerdy type movies like I will go to today(spidey) I like to wear nerdy tshirts that only other nerds will understand. Case in point.

stephl3055

My boss just called me and said "Hey, some other account in our company is interested in you.  I think it would be a great opportunity for you and they would like to call you today or Monday."  The account I'm on is in a downturn and we aren't sure how much work there will be in the future.  

I've been on this account almost 7 years (ever since I got a "grown-up" job and graduated college) and it scares me to move on.  I will basically lose 7 years of knowledge I have gained and it terrifies me.  But I don't want to stay on my account if it's slowing down.  

I'm secretly hoping they will offer to pay me more.  Because, I would be like "See you later suckers!" as I jumped ship.  

elllaf

Today is our 4th anniversary.
DH is taking [most] of the day off. All week it was planned that I was going to sleep in.
I woke him at 440 when LO got up and he got him back to sleep by like 530 while I snoozed.
715 rolls around and LO is up for the day. I tell DH to get up THREE TIMES. He does not. I give up 20 minutes(!) later and take LO out to the living room to play and then DH saunters out all "happy anniversary! You can go back to sleep now"
Um NO I'm up now thank you.

Then he's all like "let's have sex today"
I just looked at him and said "no. I'm tired" and walked away.
I guess my confession is I'm a bitch even on my anniversary. I'm just so fed up with him not carrying his weight with the baby. Ever.

Also it's going to very hard to "write something nice" for him for father's day BECAUSE I feel this way.
He's a father of convenience. . .

trackgirlparis

elllaf said:

Today is our 4th anniversary.
DH is taking [most] of the day off. All week it was planned that I was going to sleep in.
I woke him at 440 when LO got up and he got him back to sleep by like 530 while I snoozed.
715 rolls around and LO is up for the day. I tell DH to get up THREE TIMES. He does not. I give up 20 minutes(!) later and take LO out to the living room to play and then DH saunters out all "happy anniversary! You can go back to sleep now"
Um NO I'm up now thank you.

Then he's all like "let's have sex today"
I just looked at him and said "no. I'm tired" and walked away.
I guess my confession is I'm a bitch even on my anniversary. I'm just so fed up with him not carrying his weight with the baby. Ever.

Also it's going to very hard to "write something nice" for him for father's day BECAUSE I feel this way.
He's a father of convenience. . .

This makes me wanna give you a hug. Also, you reminded me that today was DHs old anniversary, with his ex wife. Woooo lol

chelseyestelle

taylormarie923 said:

I pump a bottle before I go out so that I don't have to NIP.

I cannot NIP. It's just not for me. I started giving bottles of formula when we were out because I hate pumping or I didn't think about it before. Now my supply is so low. I'm sad but I should have known it would happen. I told my pediatrician at Jude's 6 month appointment and she told me I should really try to make it until 1 year. Ugh now I feel even worse. I want to! I really do but it's looking like it's not gonna happen.

JuneBug86

I judge people who have the facilities in their area and capability to recycle but choose not to simply out of laziness. 

I get grossed out by people who buy fresh produce and put it up on the cash register to pay for it and they don't put it in one of those thin plastic bags they have in the produce department. Dude, you are probably putting that apple down on a puddle of chicken juice. I get that the cashier disinfects the cash register belt every so often but it is impossible to clean it after each customer. I treat that thing like raw meat has been sitting on it all day! And I am fully aware that you should clean your produce before you eat it, but rinsing and scrubbing your produce will only do so much if there is salmonella on it!

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stephl3055

I can't wait to move LO to her own room now.  I'm tired of trying to be as quiet as possible when I roll over in bed or try to talk to DH.  We may move her this weekend.

PS, check back in a couple of weeks when I complain that I'm tired of going up and down the stairs when putting LO to sleep or when she randomly wakes up during the night.

Weljadraak

wedding06 said:

I didn't even open the house threads because I knew it would depress me. We live in the city so our 1100sq dr condo is pretty size able, but I am guessing it is half the size of others homes and probably a lot more $.

Half? Try a third...

eta: not being snarky!  I rent so I'm not even a part of it but I did open the thread.  

eta2: there are some gorgeous houses in there. 

MtnChickaD

Late FFC, both my DH and I got violent food poisoning two weeks ago. I had just finished a week of 11p-7a shifts, got off Saturday morning and came home for and hour before being called back in. I worked until 3p before coming home, snarfing down some mac n cheese and passing out for an hour. I woke up and started barfing. My DH then joined me sometime in the middle of the night.

The confession: I had to wash both of our bathroom rugs and the nursery rug because they had poop on them. None of it was from the baby.

#explosivelyfrombothends
#itwastheworst

sleepy33

steph 13055 said:

I can't wait to move LO to her own room now.  I'm tired of trying to be as quiet as possible when I roll over in bed or try to talk to DH.  We may move her this weekend.

PS, check back in a couple of weeks when I complain that I'm tired of going up and down the stairs when putting LO to sleep or when she randomly wakes up during the night.

Why is this flameful? My kid has been in his own room for months.

bkeane619

MtnChickaD said:

Late FFC, both my DH and I got violent food poisoning two weeks ago. I had just finished a week of 11p-7a shifts, got off Saturday morning and came home for and hour before being called back in. I worked until 3p before coming home, snarfing down some mac n cheese and passing out for an hour. I woke up and started barfing. My DH then joined me sometime in the middle of the night.

The confession: I had to wash both of our bathroom rugs and the nursery rug because they had poop on them. None of it was from the baby.

#explosivelyfrombothends
#itwastheworst

That was like me but pee #lovelytopicright

StefMurph

MomtobeOct13 said:

I'm a terrible mom. I still haven't gotten LOs birth certificate.

Just got dd's in the mail a few weeks ago. It's ugly. It's from another state than the rest of the family.

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sleepy33

MomtobeOct13 said:

I'm a terrible mom. I still haven't gotten LOs birth certificate.

Also not flameful. I don't plan on getting one until I need it for something, like travel or school/daycare.

#IamSleepyNumbersandIhaveappointedmyselfdeciderofflamefulness