Twatwaffle Thursday!

JackoftheBox

This is typically done on Tuesday but let's play today. Please nominate your twatwaffle here and the board will decide a winner! 

*~Krystin1119~*

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

JackoftheBox

lildis09 said:

Myself for being a judgmental bitch.

OH PLEASE!! LOL We all have our days!! 

JackoftheBox

*~Krystin1119~* said:

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

The shoes would be fine by me b/c well i wouldn't have to buy shoes.... BUT a book on manners? What happened to Green eggs and ham? 

Helenahhandbasket

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Dora the explorer. What a twatwaffle!

That would be a UO to DD.

Helenahhandbasket

YellowWallpaper12 said:

The lady in front of me who was putting on her make up while driving. Sometimes multitasking is not a good thing.

I never understood this.

I can BARELY put makeup on myself standing still and bracing myself against the bathroom sink.  How do people do this in the car?

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

*~Krystin1119~* said:

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

The shoes would be fine by me b/c well i wouldn't have to buy shoes.... BUT a book on manners? What happened to Green eggs and ham? 

This is me too.

Shoes, fine.

I would assume the book on manners was a dig at me.

Helenahhandbasket

2013mommy said:

All the fucking people in the semester above me who have been cheating ... they all got caught (um DUH?! they were using fucking GOOGLE during exams!) and ruined it for everyone. We had to take all of our finals on Scantrons. Yuck. 

They also changed the rules about missing an exam. If you have to make up an exam you now only get 90% of your grade because people were faking illness and then talking to people about the test before they took it. So I got a 95% on the exam I had to miss for a legit reason but they only gave me 85%. And while I get that people might also get more time for studying by missing exams I did not because I was dying on the bathroom floor ... 

Sorry. That was long. I'm just bitter because I got a fucking A in my hardest class and they only gave me a B. 

JackoftheBox

I would like to nominate my cousin. Just because we have something doesn't mean we have to share it with you. 

Example DH deer hunts she feels as though we should give them jerky and summer sausage. DH mushroom hunts she feel as though we should give them some to eat. DS got the bounce house. She feel like she and her DS are entitled to come and play in it whenever.... This is not how this works lady! 

PB102012

Helenahhandbasket said:

YellowWallpaper12 said:

The lady in front of me who was putting on her make up while driving. Sometimes multitasking is not a good thing.

I never understood this.

I can BARELY put makeup on myself standing still and bracing myself against the bathroom sink.  How do people do this in the car?

I wonder this myself.... I can barely find my chapstick in my purse by touch, there's no way in hell I would be applying mascara driving down the road. It's just not a good idea.

Helenahhandbasket

I am trying to respond to @2013mommy but my computer is being a twatwaffle.

Anyway-- I agree the cheaters are total twatwaffles.  That's so sucky!

PB102012

Stupid question, but can men by Twatwaffles? If so, I nominate my best friend's husband. He's an ass 99% of the time and they have a 5 week old that he barely helps with.

 

If not, I second Krystin's nomination- who in the hell buys a manners book for a child?? Jerk.

JackoftheBox

PB102012 said:

Stupid question, but can men by Twatwaffles? If so, I nominate my best friend's husband. He's an ass 99% of the time and they have a 5 week old that he barely helps with.

 

If not, I second Krystin's nomination- who in the hell buys a manners book for a child?? Jerk.

I think we need to coin a new word for the men...

My nomination of choice is a weinerweasle...

*~Krystin1119~*

JackoftheBox said:

*~Krystin1119~* said:

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

The shoes would be fine by me b/c well i wouldn't have to buy shoes.... BUT a book on manners? What happened to Green eggs and ham? 

The shoes were used...I used to work at payless and instinct tells me to look at the soles... Yes, anything but a book on manners

JackoftheBox

*~Krystin1119~* said:

JackoftheBox said:

*~Krystin1119~* said:

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

The shoes would be fine by me b/c well i wouldn't have to buy shoes.... BUT a book on manners? What happened to Green eggs and ham? 

The shoes were used...I used to work at payless and instinct tells me to look at the soles... Yes, anything but a book on manners

Used shoes? That's just tacky.

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

I would like to nominate my cousin. Just because we have something doesn't mean we have to share it with you. 

Example DH deer hunts she feels as though we should give them jerky and summer sausage. DH mushroom hunts she feel as though we should give them some to eat. DS got the bounce house. She feel like she and her DS are entitled to come and play in it whenever.... This is not how this works lady! 

You can hunt mushrooms?

I mean, do you have to sneak up on them or what?

 

Helenahhandbasket

*~Krystin1119~* said:

JackoftheBox said:

*~Krystin1119~* said:

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

The shoes would be fine by me b/c well i wouldn't have to buy shoes.... BUT a book on manners? What happened to Green eggs and ham? 

The shoes were used...I used to work at payless and instinct tells me to look at the soles... Yes, anything but a book on manners

What the what to used shoes.

I will take used anything, but don't try to pass it off as a "gift".

*~Krystin1119~*

JackoftheBox said:

*~Krystin1119~* said:

JackoftheBox said:

*~Krystin1119~* said:

DH's BF's wife--bought DD a book on manners and a pair of ugly ass shoes for her birthday. She's 3 and can't read...throwing some shade my way cuz you know I read to her every night?? Are you implying I can't afford shoes for my child??  :-w

The shoes would be fine by me b/c well i wouldn't have to buy shoes.... BUT a book on manners? What happened to Green eggs and ham? 

The shoes were used...I used to work at payless and instinct tells me to look at the soles... Yes, anything but a book on manners

Used shoes? That's just tacky.

Right! I'm all for cutesy sandals and whatnot, but used tennis shoes with asphalt on the bottom... and they were too small tsk tsk

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

I would like to nominate my cousin. Just because we have something doesn't mean we have to share it with you. 

Example DH deer hunts she feels as though we should give them jerky and summer sausage. DH mushroom hunts she feel as though we should give them some to eat. DS got the bounce house. She feel like she and her DS are entitled to come and play in it whenever.... This is not how this works lady! 

You can hunt mushrooms?

I mean, do you have to sneak up on them or what?

 

LOL well that's just what they call it. He looks for murell <-- think i spelled that wrong.. mushrooms.

They are so good fried and salted!! 

Helenahhandbasket

MissPeansMama said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Dora the explorer. What a twatwaffle!

That would be a UO to DD.

He pretty much only watches Paw Patrol on Nick but Dora came on after & he wouldn't let me change the channel. She's annoyinnnnng. 

She super annoying. But one of the things that bugs me most is her clothes. They don't flippin' match!

MissPeansMama said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Dora the explorer. What a twatwaffle!

That would be a UO to DD.

He pretty much only watches Paw Patrol on Nick but Dora came on after & he wouldn't let me change the channel. She's annoyinnnnng. 

She super annoying. But one of the things that bugs me most is her clothes. They don't flippin' match!

In the words of the great Stacey London-- It doesn't have to match.  It has to go.

Helenahhandbasket

Sorry for the weird quoting!

JackoftheBox

I hate how she stares at you for like 5 mins waiting for a response!! Even DS is like huh?!! is this thing on?

TittsMcGee

I nominate my brother as a wiener dog or wiener weasel.

I've mentioned this in a post but he's always been a jerk. He doesn’t get along with anyone in our family, but he blames it on everyone else. Um dude, if you can’t get along with anyone, maybe it’s not others, maybe it’s you.

He always says he’s too busy when I invite them to come over but spends almost every weekend with his wives friends/family. I get that but don’t tell mom or dad that you don’t feel welcomed into my home. Asshole. I’ve done my share of trying to have a relationship with you.

We usually see each other at my parents’ house (which isn’t often) and even then he never has anything nice to say but is always an insensitive jerk who finds ways to insult me.

I told my mom I am done trying to force a relationship with him. It’s pretty obvious he doesn’t want one and has never been a half decent sibling to me.

All the crap he's put me through when we were teenagers is the main reason for my anxiety and panic attacks.

This is more of a vent but I nominate him because he truly deserves the award.