Funny story

20thirteen · May 2014

So, I told you guys that my dad is convinced that DD hates him, right? Because she cries and cries when I leave her with him, even though I'm in the next room or taking a shower. DD doesn't do that to my mom, just my dad. It's kind of funny in an irritating way.

Anyway, last night, I sat her in her high chair and gave her baked beans and potroast for dinner. She started doing this thing yesterday that I've never seen her do, which is mush up her food and then bring it to her lips so that the mushed food is all over her lips. After shaking her head for a few seconds, she'd bring it back in and finish eating it. My dad came home, walked over to her in her highchair, and leaned in to kiss her. DD turned to face him and when he was like 1/2in from her face, she stuck her food out on her lips so that my dad kissed her chewed up food! I almost choked on my dinner! He was like "what was that?!" and I said "It was either pot roast or beans!" and because I was laughing so hard (and coughing because I'm still sick), he looked at me and said "well, fuck you too!"

Oh my god, I'm still laughing about this!! I wish I could've gotten this on video!