Tell me a dirty little secret...

JackoftheBox

I'm bored!! Let's liven things up!! 

I still think one of my ex's is HOT, and sometimes wonder why I broke up with him? Originally he was in the navy and now he is an EMT <-- in my book gives his extra hott points... He was so committed and i just broke his heart..... 

JackoftheBox

lildis09 said:

I feel this way about an ex from hs. Hot! Its probably for the best that I haven't seen him in person (we are Facebook friends) in 9+ years. We totally used to hook up (never DTD) every time we were both single.

Yea i can't even be FB friends with mine he doesn't have it. It's a good thing i never see him. Out of sight, out of mind.

JackoftheBox

I really want to dye my hair (more red) but I am too proud that i am a natural red head to change it. It's just getting darker as I age (like more brown).

JackoftheBox

I wear prescription deoderant b/c i sweat worse than a man.

JackoftheBox

I need more secrets from you guise i feel like a dirty secret keeper!! 

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

I wear prescription deoderant b/c i sweat worse than a man.

OMG me too.

Question: does it make you sweat more in, uh, other places???

Helenahhandbasket

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

THIS IS AWESOME!! 

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

Edit deleted for personal reasons!! MY SECRET WAS TOO DIRTY TO HANDLE lol. 

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

I wear prescription deoderant b/c i sweat worse than a man.

OMG me too.

Question: does it make you sweat more in, uh, other places???

No... i use drysol. What do you use?

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

I wear prescription deoderant b/c i sweat worse than a man.

OMG me too.

Question: does it make you sweat more in, uh, other places???

No... i use drysol. What do you use?

Same. 

But in the bra washing thread we DID establish that I am a sweaty beast.

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

I wear prescription deoderant b/c i sweat worse than a man.

OMG me too.

Question: does it make you sweat more in, uh, other places???

No... i use drysol. What do you use?

Same. 

But in the bra washing thread we DID establish that I am a sweaty beast.

Does it make your pitts itchy when you put it on? DH laughs at me b/c i just want to scratch my arm pitts off!! 

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

LOL.

I don't actually think I am slutty-- and I totally hate the term.  I wish women were given the same liberties as men when it comes to sex.

And that's quite a confession, but I think it's only part of human nature.  And completley forgivable.

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

LOL.

I don't actually think I am slutty-- and I totally hate the term.  I wish women were given the same liberties as men when it comes to sex.

And that's quite a confession, but I think it's only part of human nature.  And completley forgivable.

Please judge and flame at will.... 

Edited deleted secret.

Helenahhandbasket

Um, I would never judge that OR flame that. 

I realize my feelings/ views on cheating and monogamy are far from conventional, so maybe I am the wrong person to talk to about this.

I am sure you have moments of feeling guilty, but let it go.  Honestly.  It's totally human of you.

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

Um, I would never judge that OR flame that. 

I realize my feelings/ views on cheating and monogamy are far from conventional, so maybe I am the wrong person to talk to about this.

I am sure you have moments of feeling guilty, but let it go.  Honestly.  It's totally human of you.

Edited deleted secret.

JackoftheBox

SandAndsSea said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

I wear prescription deoderant b/c i sweat worse than a man.

OMG me too.

Question: does it make you sweat more in, uh, other places???

I use Certain Dri and Dove and feel like I've finally gotten it under control.  Also, a little baby powder other places helps!

I tried certian dri and a million others. My cabinet at one time was filled with mens extra strength deodorant and none of them worked.

JackoftheBox

lildis09 said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

LOL.

I don't actually think I am slutty-- and I totally hate the term.  I wish women were given the same liberties as men when it comes to sex.

And that's quite a confession, but I think it's only part of human nature.  And completley forgivable.

Edited deleted secret.

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Um, I would never judge that OR flame that. 

I realize my feelings/ views on cheating and monogamy are far from conventional, so maybe I am the wrong person to talk to about this.

I am sure you have moments of feeling guilty, but let it go.  Honestly.  It's totally human of you.

New secret... I almost never feel guilty about it anymore. I have pushed it so far out of mind and it MEANT NOTHING to me. I love DH with all my heart. 

Good!

Helenahhandbasket

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Damn I'm boring. I can't think of anything at the moment.

Can I interest you in a threesome?

JackoftheBox

@lildis09 i feel the judgement... it burns. 

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Damn I'm boring. I can't think of anything at the moment.

Can I interest you in a threesome?

Is your husband channing tatum? I could be persuaded if so  

Helenahhandbasket

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Damn I'm boring. I can't think of anything at the moment.

Can I interest you in a threesome?

Is your husband channing tatum? I could be persuaded if so  

Ha.  Gross.

Helenahhandbasket

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Damn I'm boring. I can't think of anything at the moment.

Can I interest you in a threesome?

Lolol Even though it would never happen, I'd rather have two dudes than me with another female.

WOW!  really!  Hawt!!

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Damn I'm boring. I can't think of anything at the moment.

Can I interest you in a threesome?

Is your husband channing tatum? I could be persuaded if so  

Ha.  Gross.

JackoftheBox

lildis09 said:

@lildis09 i feel the judgement... it burns. 

edited: Deleted 

JackoftheBox

I realize everyone is different. I'm sorry about your troubles. I don't know what else to say... are we still friends? 

TittsMcGee

I didn't take a shower last night. How about that for a dirty secret?

Helenahhandbasket

YellowWallpaper12 said:

I could be persuaded to have a threesome with Channing Tatum if he wore this:

ILY.

Helenahhandbasket

Sorry @lildis09.  That's shitty.

hopefulmom81

ILY @JackoftheBox, that is a MAJOR secret!

JackoftheBox

JackoftheBox said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

Edited : deleted secret.

[Deleted User]

I have a crush on a former coworker and we're having lunch together next week. Well the lunch isn't a secret, the crush is. I don't think this is that bad? But I feel pretty guilty about it.

Chapter79

I'm so not airing my secret on TB for people to find.

But it's similar (in diff ways) to @Helenahhandbasket

Helenahhandbasket

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

Is it off the table now because you have DD?

Just curiousss.

No-- it's off the table because H and I are in a really rocky place in our marriage.  We are trying to figure out if we should stay together or not.  It sucks.

JackoftheBox

Chapter79 said:

I'm so not airing my secret on TB for people to find.

But it's similar (in diff ways) to @Helenahhandbasket

SEE i knew there as another DIRTY SECRET!! 

jellybean529

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

Is it off the table now because you have DD?

Just curiousss.

No-- it's off the table because H and I are in a really rocky place in our marriage.  We are trying to figure out if we should stay together or not.  It sucks.

Hugs friend. I know that feeling all too well. 

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

M&MHaveMyHeart said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Ok.  Here's one.  I am already pretty much the board slut so why not perpetuate that ;;)

Before I got pregnant with DD, I convinced my H to have a threesome (with another girl).  I have had threesomes before (on 2 separate occasions- when I was in college/ young 20s and single) but H had not.

We had gone so far as to start researching "adult" dating websites to see how we would go about this (we both agreed the 3rd party should be no one we already know IRL-- even though I probably could convince a friend) but weeks later I found out I was expecting.

How was that, JOTB?  More of what you had in mind?

I have the sads it never happened.

Is it off the table now because you have DD?

Just curiousss.

No-- it's off the table because H and I are in a really rocky place in our marriage.  We are trying to figure out if we should stay together or not.  It sucks.

I'm sorry lady! I hope you guys work through your problems and come to a solution that will best meet both of your needs/wants... 

JackoftheBox

@lildis09, @helenahhandbasket, @hopefulmom81

Would you ladies do me a favor and delete anything that you quoted me in. I no longer want my dirty secret floating around the bump! 

Thanks in advance  

Helenahhandbasket

@jackofthebox

I think I got them all.

Thanks for the hugs everyone.  It sucks but it's been a long time coming.  I almost wish a decision was already made (either way) because limbo is THE WORST.

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

@jackofthebox

I think I got them all.

Thanks for the hugs everyone.  It sucks but it's been a long time coming.  I almost wish a decision was already made (either way) because limbo is THE WORST.

Thanks again  

PS limbo is the worst. Have you guys tried counseling?