Listen, I'm not going to act like Norway isn't great. I just think you are kidding yourself if you think it's not just another place for a three year old. It's about you, not your kid, in that case. Which is fine, but own it, and then we can all judge it and tell you in this hypothetical you suck it up so your kid can see Mickey Mouse in person. Even seeing a fjord in real life, I assure you he would also enjoy this.