Stretchmarks

delmarj

Anyone having trouble with stretchmark? AND GETTING BACK YOUR SEXY BODY? PM ME.

nunzchucks

Nope. We all have a secret formula courtesy of @flerlgirl.

babygabe614

Read247

This is spam, but OP didn't put the actual product in the thread so it didn't get deleted.

nunzchucks

@read247 I'm on mobile and can't see. Does OP have similar posts on other boards?

nunzchucks

Thanks @cdk211. I will warn.

Mztwilson

Seriously if this is one of those "crazy wrap things" I'm going to flip. I'm so sick of people who sell those. Give it a damn break! And are you kidding me op I'm not worried about getting my sexy back I'm worried about making sure I have all my ducks in a row before I give birth. How my body will look after is the last thing on my mind!

MrsAMB07

Definitely having trouble getting my body back with someone living inside me. She's so needy...

flerlgirl

LilNunz1 said:

Nope. We all have a secret formula courtesy of @flerlgirl.

Did sooooooomebody say stretch marks? OP, you should PM ME! I have all the smarts about stretch marks! For the low low price of $74.95 (which you can pay in three easy installments!), I will give you the secrets to a stretch mark-free life! If you PM me RIGHT NOW I will even throw in this bonus picture of me for free!!!

otter1103

This is my body now, it isn't sexy?

nunzchucks

Mztwilson said:

Seriously if this is one of those "crazy wrap things" I'm going to flip. I'm so sick of people who sell those. Give it a damn break! And are you kidding me op I'm not worried about getting my sexy back I'm worried about making sure I have all my ducks in a row before I give birth. How my body will look after is the last thing on my mind!

Ugh. I know. I kind of want to unfollow a friend on Facebook. Stop posting that crap!

flerlgirl

LilNunz1 said:

Mztwilson said:

Seriously if this is one of those "crazy wrap things" I'm going to flip. I'm so sick of people who sell those. Give it a damn break! And are you kidding me op I'm not worried about getting my sexy back I'm worried about making sure I have all my ducks in a row before I give birth. How my body will look after is the last thing on my mind!

Ugh. I know. I kind of want to unfollow a friend on Facebook. Stop posting that crap!

WORD. Every time I see a wrap advertised on FB, Cthulu disembowels a kitten. I can't take it anymore. 

flerlgirl

@merie412 - d'awww, shucks. You know I love you, boo. 

BMaidPlanner

delmarj said: Anyone having trouble with stretchmark? AND GETTING BACK YOUR SEXY BODY? PM ME.

Yes, having trouble with one stretchmark. AND ALSO HAVING TROUBLE WITH RANDOM CAPS LOCK FRAGMENTED SENTENCES.

(ps. you suck at spam)

otter1103

Doh- I can't remember if it was the Banana Republic sweater that was the trick or was it a left shoe?
Damnit, now I'll be cursed and scarred. Oh wait IDGAF, because I already have my tiger stripes...

flerlgirl

@otter1103 - it is the BR sweater. But bc your heart is pure and bc I love otters, you are safe. Though you may be stretch marked now, soon you will be spit up on instead. Amen. 

Mztwilson

@flerlgirl‌ and @LilNunz1‌ I have a fb friend who posts about her wraps and joining her team multiple times a day. I'm beyond annoyed. I bet people only join her team in hopes she'll stfu about it!

flerlgirl

Mztwilson said:

@flerlgirl‌ and @LilNunz1‌ I have a fb friend who posts about her wraps and joining her team multiple times a day. I'm beyond annoyed. I bet people only join her team in hopes she'll stfu about it!

I have blocked many much moosen people over the wraps and shakes and whatever else they've come up with. I'm totes excited if it works for them but I am trying to eat my brownies in PEACE. 

nunzchucks

flerlgirl said:

LilNunz1 said:

Nope. We all have a secret formula courtesy of @flerlgirl.

And now we all have our May siggy challenge pic.

rainbowdashh

I have this one stretch mark I hate. The rest look great. How do I get rid of just the one? I need to know!

Ashes92813

The wraps and all the expensive shakes!!! Even worse, the excessive selfies of forced smoothie weight loss and collage pictures of themselves and their families... And you know what really grinds my gears? When they post pictures of their kids drinking the damn shakes, claiming their kids "just loooooove them." Feed your kids vitamins and fruits and veggies dammit.

katekat8721

For the love of God, someone PM her!! I'm dying to know!

MrsCase1

Top 3 worst direct sales crap to be bombarded with on FB:

Plexus

It works! Wraps

Nerium AD

jshrop

Damnit @michellev10‌! Now I want a sundae!

jshrop

So if I have the chocolate chip cookies I made I'm technically eating fruit bc I put coconut in them? WIN!

shellbell813

Milk Duds... the name says Milk, so it must have lots of milk (i.e. calcium and protein). Boom.

otter1103

Now I NEED a brownie sundae topped with some strawberries. That sounds like a good second lunch. There's dairy and fruit...

jshrop

LoHerrim said:

jshrop said:

So if I have the chocolate chip cookies I made I'm technically eating fruit bc I put coconut in them? WIN!

Duh. Double win because chocolate chips come from the cocoa bean. Beans are a magical fruit, haven you heard?

Damn! I forgot about all the protein in them from the eggs too!!! Chocolate chip cookies are super food!!!!!

stephpaez

MrsCase1 said:

Top 3 worst direct sales crap to be bombarded with on FB:

Plexus

It works! Wraps

Nerium AD

Yes! These and the newest is the "youniqu" 3D lashes. I have blocked all who sell them.

jshrop

LoHerrim said:

@jshrop the only way to improve on all that healthy super food-ness, is to obviously sandwich ice cream in between two of them, top it with strawberries and chocolate sauce.

This is all the winning.

jshrop

emotionlotion said:

flerlgirl said:

@otter1103 - it is the BR sweater. But bc your heart is pure and bc I love otters, you are safe. Though you may be stretch marked now, soon you will be spit up on instead. Amen. 

Well now you are going to confuse everyone, because I distinctly remember it being a CARDIGAN, not a sweater. I mostly remember because now my husband brings up burning a BR cardigan as the solution for any problem I mention. And he's a doctor so now you can say "1 out of millions of doctors agree with me!"  

I thought it was a cardigan too!

flerlgirl

jshrop said:

flerlgirl said:

@otter1103 - it is the BR sweater. But bc your heart is pure and bc I love otters, you are safe. Though you may be stretch marked now, soon you will be spit up on instead. Amen. 

Well now you are going to confuse everyone, because I distinctly remember it being a CARDIGAN, not a sweater. I mostly remember because now my husband brings up burning a BR cardigan as the solution for any problem I mention. And he's a doctor so now you can say "1 out of millions of doctors agree with me!"  

I thought it was a cardigan too!

That was a test. You have passed. Well done, my children.

katekat8721

michellev10 said:

@jshrop‌ I have a pan full of brownies! Come join me!! I'm also telling myself they're healthy because they're from Skinnytaste--no flour, a tiny bit of oil, and the base is black beans. I'm totally fooling myself, but who cares?!

OMG is this the same girl who made PB2 brownies? My coworker made me some and I'm 90% sure it was from this girl's blog... they were AMAZING

Damn you woman now I want some brownies!

katekat8721

CharSamm said:

Is this the pregnancy wrap you people are talking about?

ETA: Picture issues

Oh dear god. It looks like a Chipotle burrito with boobs.

Ashes92813

@katekat8721‌, omfg too funny! I'm literally in the middle of an NST and reading that made me laugh and made the baby kick! I needed that

tnd1218

I'm jealous of all the healthy food y'all get to enjoy! I will add chocolate chip cookies, brownies, strawberry shortcake, and an ice cream sandwich to my list of foods I must have after delivery!

flerlgirl

Ha, I just got an invite to a wrap party! Aaaaand defriended. 

rainbowdashh

flerlgirl said:

Ha, I just got an invite to a wrap party! Aaaaand defriended. 

But ItWorks!

temursgirl

@otter1103‌ I sensed a sea lion reference!  Well, maybe I just saw a 2 page thread called "stretchmarks" and assumed there would be some entertainment.

 

k318

I just had two cookies and a Pepsi for lunch. Does wonders for my stretch marks and my pimples.

puttyeast

I'm going to have a blizzard from Dairy Queen tonight I think. What will that do to my stretch marks?

Or wait.... would reviving the Mr. Softee thread be a more appropriate place to post about this?