FFFC

BethRN1987

It's Friday right?

BethRN1987

I don't always throw away formula after Sloan has eaten from the bottle. Sometimes she takes 40 ml sometimes 130 ml. So I always make 4 oz

nlane0723

I fell asleep during sexy time last night. Oops.

clo1982

Sometimes I tell dh I was already up feeding ds at night and it's his turn....even if ds actually hadn't woken up. I also tell him I put $100 per paycheck into my personal spending account....it may be more like triple that...but hey most of it goes to buying kids clothes anyway! I don't want him nitpicking at my shopping!

theluckiest9

It now takes me twice as long to run errands by myself bc I enjoy the time alone. My H hasn't complained so I will continue to take my sweet time.

Kewii

A lot of the time when I pick up LO to cuddle it's because I'm cold and she's a human radiator.

TX08Aggie

I need to clean my house because we have company comping tonight.  But instead, I'm eating Easter candy and watching Frozen with the girls :-)

SmittyPants

I screamed "Just fucking sleep!" at my 5 week old last night. It worked.

AshleyO925

I just watched P flail around in her sleep for 20 mins to get a poop out then she passed back out. I am definitely not waking her up to change her. She has a thick layer of aquaphor on and mamma needs a shower.

cdnmomma

I've fallen asleep while burping Mia overnight at least half a dozen times. Last night I woke up to find us both dangerously close to the edge of the bed

clo1982

@WickedNE‌ we were doing m&m's which worked great at first (2 for pee, 4 for poop). Now they have lost their appeal apparently so I need to find a new, more enticing potty bribe. She got them at all hours....they are going to lose these teeth anyway right!?

AshleyO925

@Kalpa521‌ I used to do the same thing but after what @LiFeIsAmIrAcLe‌ experienced the other day, I am super paranoid and will go so far as to walk around while I burp her so I don't fall asleep!

KariB509

I love my kids but sometimes I don't like them.

cdnmomma

@AshleyO925‌ what happened to @LiFeIsAmIrAcLe‌ ? I must have missed something.

KTdid81

SmittyPants said:

I screamed "Just fucking sleep!" at my 5 week old last night. It worked.

Infortunately this is me too!

TX08Aggie

I definitely just walked into the door.  I was carrying dirty diapers and apparently didn't judge correctly how long it would take me to open the childproof knob.  Yeah, that was awkward.  I'll blame it on not getting enough sleep!

jazzyexpo

I have a thing for baby boogers. I get really excited getting a big one out of DS's nose with the bulb.

TX08Aggie

dotgirl2 said:

I had my 6 week appt this morning. They measured how tall I am (not sure why). I got irrationally upset when the nurse told me I'm 3/4" shorter than I thought I was. I'm going to make DH remeasure me when he gets home.

I feel like I shrunk during pregnancy.  DH seems taller and since we're getting close to 30, I doubt he's still growing...

mrsdahamm

I'll have to read the rest of these next pumping session because I'm done. But.... I hate everyone at work today. So even though we're swamped I'm taking as many pumping breaks as I can.

mfarmer0811

DS fell asleep on my chest the other night. We were in the recliner and I fell asleep too. I thought I had both hands on him, but I woke up just as he was falling head first over the arm of the chair; I grabbed him around the waist with my right hand. It scared me to death and I thanked God he didn't fall. I felt horrible, and from now on I won't be reclining back with him.

pepperedmoth

I have only showered once in the past two weeks.









(Our water heater is broken and our plumber was booked WAY out. I am sponge-bathing/having MH pour a watering can of warm water over me while I scrub almost daily. He is taking cold showers, brave soul.)

jwls84

I think big flowers/bows are ridiculous, but yet I sit here stairing at my daughter with an impossibly larger flower on her head! It looks so damn cute!
This is a real "I will never moment..." Coming back to haunt me!

Miliska

I decided to breasfeed my baby without any top or bra this morning. I perfectly knew his pj would be soaked with milk but I wasn't feeling like putting a top on right after my shower. Now it's changing time for my baby before we can get out of the house! (and time for me to pur something on too...)

cdnmomma

B2B.2010 said:

Kalpa521 said:

@AshleyO925‌ what happened to @LiFeIsAmIrAcLe‌ ? I must have missed something.

Someone came in to the ER and a fellow nursing student of hers saw a baby come in that was blue and dead on arrival. The mom fell asleep on the couch with her baby on her chest and accidentally rolled over on the baby.

Omg. This is heartbreaking. That poor baby and mom.

erios329

I made my 4 year old cheat on his preschool homework because I forgot about it till Sunday night and I really wanted him to go to bed. I keep telling myself its OK because he didn't know he was cheating...

jennybean80

We have a co-sleeper next to our bed. I pulled Audrey up onto the bed to nurse her (side-lying because it's awesome!). When I let go of her to move my shirt she rolled over… off the bed and back onto the co-sleeper!! It's only about a 2 inch drop, and she didn't flinch or cry at all, but I still feel awful about it!

legallyginger

I have to go to a banquet a t school today at 12:30. I might have told DH it started at noon and left the house early "to beat traffic."

I've been sitting in the parking lot relaxing for almost an hour.

ntdane

I seem to be developing a slight preference for one twin over the other. I feel slightly better as DH admitted the same last night for the other twin. At least they're both covered .

nlane0723

mrsdahamm said:

I'll have to read the rest of these next pumping session because I'm done. But.... I hate everyone at work today. So even though we're swamped I'm taking as many pumping breaks as I can.

I do that every day.

jazzyexpo

I haven't brushed my hair, teeth or put deodorant on yet today. We aren't going anywhere and I'm not in a rush. I've been wearing the same bra for about a week and my legs haven't been shaved in about 4-5 weeks. Wow I'm gross.

Zombielove126

I fully plan on treating myself to a sushi lunch, and telling no one. I definitely can't afford it right now, but I neeeeeed it!

Brich3321

Zombielove126 said:

I fully plan on treating myself to a sushi lunch, and telling no one. I definitely can't afford it right now, but I neeeeeed it!

I've done this. I guess my FFFC would be that I will use the ATM first so that MH can't see that I spent money on the sushi (or whatever treat it is that day)!

Edit: what's an FCC (what I originally wrote) Ha...I'm tired

SmittyPants

Brich3321 said:

Zombielove126 said:

I fully plan on treating myself to a sushi lunch, and telling no one. I definitely can't afford it right now, but I neeeeeed it!

I've done this. I guess my FCC would be that I will use the ATM first so that MH can't see that I spent money on the sushi (or whatever treat it is that day)!

This reminds me that I have another one- when I go grocery shopping for the week, I always get a $20 cash back option so I can get my daily Starbucks fix without DH giving me grief over the fact that we can just make coffee at home. It's just not the same!

Zombielove126

@Brich3321‌ and @SmittyPants‌ I'm always upset that we don't have a shared account... except in times likes these.

twinlove314

B2B.2010 said:

My MIL invited herself to stay at our house this weekend so my house is purposefully a mess. I hope it sends a message. LO is 7 weeks old today and I still haven't ordered his birth certificate. I pumped 4.5 ounces after LO ate this morning, that's a lot for me! But I'm restraining myself from sharing that info w DH bc I haven't been able to build much of a stash and want to have a decent one going for daycare. He sees it as an opportunity to leave LO. I don't think he understands that stuff is liquid gold:) Summary: I'm slacking as a mom, wife and daughter in law.

This is me too. The way the nurse explained it to us was that we'd get the boys birth certificates in the mail just like their social security cards...apparently that's not the case. I think DH is ordering them today

LittlePigeon

I am missing a friend's bridal shower to do a 5K at the zoo with another friend. It is something we do every year and I am really looking forward to taking our little girls with us for the first time. I don't know if we will even make it to the wedding because it is a 2.5hr drive.

KariB509

I haven't ordered a birth certificate yet and dd is 6 weeks. I'll get around to it.

Momstheword83

My DS is a crier and some nights I sing "Hush little baby, shut your fucking mouth" to him or any other obscene song me and SO can think of. It makes us laugh and eases the tension of having a baby that cries all night.

huskymomma94

I would be happy if I never had sex again. Ever. 

mfarmer0811

addisonsmom22 said:

For some reason I had it in my head that I could leave refrigerated breast milk out for 4 hours. There have been three or four times that I gave LO a bottle that was out for three hours. I now feel horrible. I also feel stupid that I thought something different. She hasn't gotten sick. Oops

I thought you could too. You can't?!

saisongbird

I am still in my Jammie's and the only reason I am getting dressed at all is I have to teach an emergency voice lesson.