Diaper ditties

huntjul

Today as I was changing DD's "deposit" from her panda print grovia diaper, I caught myself singing "you pooped the pandas" to the tune of Bob Marley's "I shot the sheriff" which lead me to wonder... Am I the only one singing diaper ditties at the changing table? And damn, why does this one have to be so catchy?

Chichigo

My husband and I each have our own diaper ditties. What takes the place of the deputy?

unaveragejane

We used to sing a lot, oftentimes just to distract DS from crying through the whole diaper change. Now he just gets a kick out of yelling, "Di-pah!" like the Dish Hopper commercials. Well, that and reminding me that he has a penis.

freezorburn

I have a version of Wind the Bobbin up that I sing.

Put the diaper on, put the diaper on
Poo, Poo, crap crap crap
Take it off again, take it off again
Poo, Poo, crap crap crap

jcwinsto

I always tell him  "Ink a bink, a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink!!!"

huntjul

Chichigo said:

My husband and I each have our own diaper ditties. What takes the place of the deputy?

"You pooped the pandas... But you didn't go in the tub." Or something along those lines. Since she dropped a massive deuce in the bathtub yesterday.

lunarrainn

ovenrack said:

I sing my diaper ditty to the tune of "popular" from Wicked. I changed a few words from the original.

 Diaper change, it's time for a diaper change... 

I'll teach you the proper poise when you make rude noise, little ways to flirt and flounce.

Ooh!  I'll show you what flats to wear, how to fix your hair, everything that really counts

In a diaper change, it's time for a diaper change...

You'll have the most groovy stash, and such a nice ass,

Know the slang you've got to know!

So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!

Now that I've typed the whole thing out, I'm really quite proud. 

This is awesome!