Also, the people that think that the closer they get to your back while waiting behind you in the check out line, the faster the line moves. I can hear you breathing, back the hell up.
People who attempt to enter the elevator before I've even had a second to get out.
Whoa there bud ... it'll take me 2 seconds to get out of here. Then you can have at it.
Started TTC 2/2009 Started fertility treatments 11/2010 Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor 6 failed medicated IUI's Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy Decided to adopt - 6/2012 SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012 Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013 Decided to be "One and Done"
....OR NOT. Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills Here we go again... Due 8/26/19!
totally loud mouth chewing. OMG my dad is the WORST. He also slurps hot drinks. Like ok, I'll give you the first sip to test the hotness level but THE WHOLE FUCKING CUP should NOT be slurped.
when my mom doesn't snap the coffee creamer lid shut. I always take it out of the fridge and shake before pouring into my coffee. My mom refuses to snap the freaking lid shut so there have been more than one occasion that I have to change for work or wash creamer off me.
People who hover really close to you in the greeting card aisle and reach over or under you to get to one. Please to wait until I'm done in this section. It's not even busy, browse over there yo!
Oooo oooo, family members who spray god awful perfume on their clothes and coat and hug you tight so their old lady scent lingers on you all day. Can't we just shake hands grandma?!
That horrendous few moments in a movie theater when the lights go dark and everyone hushes, but you can still hear them chomping on their snacks/popcorn and crinkling the packages, and straw squeeks and.....GAHhHhHHHHh
Chomping food/ice/whatever
When my husbands jaw clicks as he chews (albeit, he always has his mouth closed at least) -- it is not his fault at all but it makes my head want to explode....poor guy.
Typical answer: Wrong use of there/their/they're or your/you're etc.
FIL says birfday and moultrin for Motrin, and my mom says ferhita for fajita. And my my ILs pronounce tortilla like "tortill-ya." I don't like when people pronounce the "l" in salmon even thought that's technically acceptable.
When I've gone to pee at work & they knock on the door to tell me I have a phone call or some other "urgent" news. Seriously?! Can you put them on hold for 2 minutes?!
When I've finally sat down with my plate at dinner after everyone else (including DH) is half way done with theirs & one of my LOs looks at me & says "can I have a drink"....grrrrrrr.......
Also, the people that think that the closer they get to your back while waiting behind you in the check out line, the faster the line moves. I can hear you breathing, back the hell up.
That's when my bitch face comes out and my "excuse me" tone will cut a bitch.
Re: pet peeves
Started fertility treatments 11/2010
Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor
6 failed medicated IUI's
Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy
Decided to adopt - 6/2012
SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012
Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013
Decided to be "One and Done"
....OR NOT.
Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills
Here we go again...
Due 8/26/19!
+1 and I will add people that file their nails in public.
Keep your nail dust to yourself, thanks.
BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12
Any form of noise.....
DS1 likes to "click his tongue"
Dirty keyboards
Jerks who take up two parking space
When people don't say "please" or "thank you" or "excuse me." Manners are important to me
Also a don't like loud gum smackers, especially in the bathroom.
Adult whiners. I hate whining.
When I've gone to pee at work & they knock on the door to tell me I have a phone call or some other "urgent" news. Seriously?! Can you put them on hold for 2 minutes?!
When I've finally sat down with my plate at dinner after everyone else (including DH) is half way done with theirs & one of my LOs looks at me & says "can I have a drink"....grrrrrrr.......
That's when my bitch face comes out and my "excuse me" tone will cut a bitch.
Snapping of gum
Really any noise if you asked my SO. He makes a lot of noise.
People not letting people off the elevator before getting on.
I agree, unless they are whistling dixie.
Pass granted.
BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12