Her and her family are battling some sickness right now. Hopefully she makes an appearance soon!
YES. HOLY SHIT.
So, I work with this guy who is older and has a billion medical conditions, including recent transplant surgery. Dude is ALWAYS sick and never, ever does anything about it. He coughs without covering his mouth, his cube smells like death and I've caught him barfing/spitting up in his garbage can way more than I should. He farts and burps like he's at home, too. He is constantly getting all of us sick in the office, I've managed to stay away from it all winter.
Not this time.
I went down on Tuesday and now both kids have joined me. So my vacation weekend has been ballstastic.
Yuck, how inconsiderate! Sounds like he needs to be in an office with the door closed and boat loads of hand sanitizer and the rest of you need an air purifier. So sorry.
Her and her family are battling some sickness right now. Hopefully she makes an appearance soon!
YES. HOLY SHIT.
So, I work with this guy who is older and has a billion medical conditions, including recent transplant surgery. Dude is ALWAYS sick and never, ever does anything about it. He coughs without covering his mouth, his cube smells like death and I've caught him barfing/spitting up in his garbage can way more than I should. He farts and burps like he's at home, too. He is constantly getting all of us sick in the office, I've managed to stay away from it all winter.
Not this time.
I went down on Tuesday and now both kids have joined me. So my vacation weekend has been ballstastic.
One these days he's going to come in for work and find his work area looking like this.... he'll have to marinate in his own shit molecules all day. Hurl
I think its hilarious his farts make you stop and reflect for a few moments. I would be tempted to get a fart sound machine with a remote control so every time he rips one the machine goes off from various places around his work space. It would be like speaking back to him in his own fart language.
Hahaha, this reminds me of our vacation this week. We were at this really nice restaurant where there were hardly any people. There was though a group with an older guy sitting right next to us (of course) who kept coughing and then snorting/clearing his throat as if he were going to cough up a hairball. It was so gross! Here we are dropping $100 on a meal and this is what we have to listen to while we eat…?!? My husband, being the asshole that he likes to be, started to make fart noises (with his mouth) whenever this guy would make these horrific noises. I was mortified (but find it hilarious in hindsight) and made him stop by telling him that this guy might have a medical condition or something. People's public behaviors can be astounding at times.
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Sorry everyone is sick. Take care of yourself.
Also, I'd need earplugs. Hearing someone barf makes me gag. No cool.
Yuck, how inconsiderate! Sounds like he needs to be in an office with the door closed and boat loads of hand sanitizer and the rest of you need an air purifier. So sorry.
Baby Boy due October 2017