Random things go here...

JackoftheBox

By co worker and boss both left. I have 2 projects to do.

Today is my Friday so I will not be bumping tomorrow (as much LOL).

I want chinese.

Helenahhandbasket

I am eating Juju Bees.

Helenahhandbasket

lildis09 said:

Seriously, this has been my day: Eat breakfast Watch all Disney movies Eat lunch 2 hour nap with dd Currently watching Doc McStuffins Just called dh to pick up Talenti on his way home. I should do some dishes or something...

I see noting wrong here, except for the Doc McStuffins.

"It's OK if you giggle, it will only tickle a little"?  So creepy.  But I do like Chilly.

JackoftheBox

JCSC2008 said:

I just got MILFed by 2 teens in a lifted truck. They must've mistaken me for a teen mom. Just because I'm pushing my kid in a stroller in a town with a high teen pregnancy rate doesn't mean I'm 19 or give you the ok to honk and wink at me.

Umm i wish that would have happened to me.... LMAO i'm pretty sure people think i'm older than i actually am BOO 

Helenahhandbasket

JCSC2008 said:

I just got MILFed by 2 teens in a lifted truck. They must've mistaken me for a teen mom. Just because I'm pushing my kid in a stroller in a town with a high teen pregnancy rate doesn't mean I'm 19 or give you the ok to honk and wink at me.

#bragplaint

Helenahhandbasket

EmilyK022 said:

I just got MILFed by 2 teens in a lifted truck. They must've mistaken me for a teen mom. Just because I'm pushing my kid in a stroller in a town with a high teen pregnancy rate doesn't mean I'm 19 or give you the ok to honk and wink at me.

You loved it!

I guess being 31 and 20lbs heavier post-baby, yet still being mistaken for young and hot, isn't a bad thing. It was kind of creepy coming from teenagers though.

Confession: I just read that & was like "I'm 31 too...no, 32...oh shit, I'm 33!". WTF!

I always get hit on by old men, like in their 50's could be my dad old it's super gross.

Again, more of a confesh, but I have the biggest crush on a guy that I take the train with in the AM.  He's for sure a good 15- 20 years older than me (I am 34), with a full head of grey hair.  He's a superfox, and I would do all of the secks with him.

meo34

JackoftheBox said:

By co worker and boss both left. I have 2 projects to do.

Today is my Friday so I will not be bumping tomorrow (as much LOL).

I want chinese.

Bon Jovi thursday....look it up....so random....

this decaf life

We had Thursday and Friday off this week because they're national holidays here. 

I met a guy legally named Bon Jovi a few days ago.

JackoftheBox

lildis09 said:

I haven't been hit on since... 8-|

Hey... How you doin'?

Shabutie

Josie has been PISSED the past few days, and we found out today she got roseola, ugh... Good news is she ought to be over it by tomorrow or Saturday. Poor thing

In other news, I got in my new bathing suit today and I LOVE it so much. Seriously, everybody needs to get an Esther Williams suit- you will not regret it. (my first ridiculously expensive suit I told you guys about was a bit too small in the backside and my butt would just fall out of it lol)

I have a handful of M&Ms sitting on my crotch(over my pajama pants........) so that they will be nice and melty when I'm ready to eat them lol

JackoftheBox

M&ms melt your crotch, not in your hand.

Helenahhandbasket

VioletteGrayskies said:

Helenahhandbasket said:

Again, more of a confesh, but I have the biggest crush on a guy that I take the train with in the AM.  He's for sure a good 15- 20 years older than me (I am 34), with a full head of grey hair.  He's a superfox, and I would do all of the secks with him.

You ride the train with John Slattery???!

Ded/

BUT he totally reminds me of him, and my crush on Roger Sterling no doubt has ignited me having crushes on practically every well dressed grey haired man I encounter.

I have a total silver fox fetish.

 

Chapter79

Here's my random.

I think I have a fucking ingrown hair on my VAGINA. Help! Can you put Neosporin in that area? 

::crawls under rock::  

It itches, I can feel it when I sit and it's the size of a pencil eraser.

UGH.

Shabutie

All I can think is "this house has a mustache...."

Helenahhandbasket

Chapter79 said:

Here's my random.

I think I have a fucking ingrown hair on my VAGINA. Help! Can you put Neosporin in that area? 

::crawls under rock::  

It itches, I can feel it when I sit and it's the size of a pencil eraser.

UGH.

@‌ chapter79 in the shower, put a hot compress on it for 5 or so min to open up the pores.

TittsMcGee

Chapter79 said:

Here's my random.

I think I have a fucking ingrown hair on my VAGINA. Help! Can you put Neosporin in that area? 

::crawls under rock::  

It itches, I can feel it when I sit and it's the size of a pencil eraser.

UGH.

Not to sound like a smart ass, but is it in the actual vaginal opening or? Good grief I just never thought I'd be so interested in someone's vagina lol. To answer your question I put Neosporin on everything. ::crawls under rock too::

JackoftheBox

Helenahhandbasket said:

Chapter79 said:

Here's my random.

I think I have a fucking ingrown hair on my VAGINA. Help! Can you put Neosporin in that area? 

::crawls under rock::  

It itches, I can feel it when I sit and it's the size of a pencil eraser.

UGH.

@‌ chapter79 in the shower, put a hot compress on it for 5 or so min to open up the pores.

LMFAO I don't mean to laugh at you, but this happened to me recently and i was so embarrassed i didn't say anything to anyone and actually scheduled an appt. 

Chances are it is an ingrown hair that has turned into a boil <-- sounds gross right?! @helenahhandbasket is right put a hot pack on it or take a hot bath. It will open on its own. You can gently squeeze out the puss. It will be the most disgusting thing you have ever seen happen there other than child birth or the blood rage. once a month. You will have a small "hole" that is just the pore. It will heal up (sure slap some neosporin down there what could it hurt?). You will go on to live a normal live but will look at the area at least twice a day for a week or so to make sure your vagina doesn't fall off.

JackoftheBox

@chapter79 read above. I hope your lady bits are better.... 

Chapter79

JackoftheBox said:

@chapter79 read above. I hope your lady bits are better.... 

LOL!

I got the hair out. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened- it kinda turned into a boil. And yes, that crap has nasty pus like stuff in there- that's all I'm saying.  But it's going down in size. I think next time I shave I shouldn't use an older razor.