Buzzzzzzzed

missyishere

I know there is a drinking g thread, but I'm a whore andndotbd care. Heyyyyy parenting punch number 4!

missyishere

And apparently I can't type. Fuck it. Leaving it

Monkeybabe

Heeeeyyyyy

missyishere

::moons everyone::

missyishere

(_*_)

FalconCrest

I am buzzed off of one glass of wine.  I need to drank more.

missyishere

I don't drink much, so 4 has me pretty rocked @falconcrest

FalconCrest

I am trying to not drink unless I am celebrating because it makes me so fat.

missyishere

I ate a salad for lunch to balance out my caloric intake.

FalconCrest

HilarityEnsued said:

My kid vomited all over himself and his car seat. While we were driving down the highway. Good times.

That is the worst!  I have a car puker so I keep solo cups and plastic bags in my car at all times.

missyishere

Fuck puke. Goddammit I'm sorry @HilarityEnsued‌. I will kick a kitty for you.

EVA116

Drunk on a Sunday.... Whorebag.

EVA116

Shit this post was yesterday. Not a Whorebag just a normal human

NotSharknado

Lmao. Eva you crack my shit up.

kellijo1013

NotSharknado said:

Lmao. Eva you crack my shit up.

My husband uses this expression and it always makes me cringe. My brain is too literal.

NotSharknado

kellijo1013 said:

NotSharknado said:

Lmao. Eva you crack my shit up.

My husband uses this expression and it always makes me cringe. My brain is too literal.

Well now you've ruined it for me. THANKS A REAL LOT! [-(