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eg214

Always the one to provide a laugh...

I woke up this morning from a dream that I persuaded a clown to have sex with me. Uhh yeah. Like full on scary clown like Bozo. I HATE CLOWNS so it's not a fetish or fantasy. Gross.

I also woke up, looked in the mirror, and laughed. Boobs out. Spit up on my shoulder. Hair wacked. SO MOM. Now I have a mystery yellow poop colored stain on my shirt that I'm wearing with no bra and could care less. I sniffed it to see if it was poop and it smells like nothing. So, whatever.

LOL!

jesuisfatiguee

I remember those days, too lol  I had some wild, wild dreams PP. I still do, to be honest. I keep having lesbian sex dreams recently, though. Not complaining about that

freeatlast2014

Sexy. 

Should be your profile pic.

MinnesotaMomma91

Haha i still have crazy fucking dreams. Acouple nights ago i had this dream i met up with a couple friends at a old dark creepy mansion. We went in and there was other people. Well the master of the mansion was possesed some how the winchestor brothers from supernatural showed up preformed an exorcism and then i was in a winchestor sandwich

tig594

I had a dream a few days ago that we had a crematorium at work or some shit.  There is this guy here that has a mad crush on me and I dreamed we cremated him without his families consent.  All the union employees were really pissed.  

A few times a year I have dreams that someone is trying to kill me.  It's totally random.  Could be zombies, a crazy knife wielding maniac, whatever.  There's usually someone close to me in the dreams with me.  They are very real.  I had one once where a guy was chasing me around my house trying to gut me and my XH was just sitting on the couch watching TV like nothing was going on.  I was pretty pissed at him when I woke up.