Any April Fool jokes?

hlp2709

I did not play any on any one or have any played on me because it's my bday ( not joking). My husband did wake me up early and gave me my gift and I wish it would of waited for after I got done work cause I have been up since 5:30 and am tried. So let's hear what jokes where played or what jokes you played on someone.

jwarnerb

@hip2709 Happy Birthday!

I was so happy to sub in Kindergarten today. The worst April Fools joke a student pulled on me was "Mrs. W-B! There is a tornado behind you!" Really, kid? A silent, non-air-moving, indoor tornado? Get real. I am a professional.

Oh, this got me for a minute though:  Remake of Citizen Kane

lellymine

Happy birthday!
I did this to my husband. Hid all the toilet paper and put sand paper and tape to choose from in all our bathroom.

katekat8721

@lellymine that's awesome!

I posted a pic on FB about how lame pregnancy jokes are on this day. There's many people who suffer from infertility, miscarriages or child loss, and it's not really funny to them. It got a lot of good feedback and I haven't seen one "I'm pregnant, hehehe" post on FB today. Win!

(the pic actually comes off a little bitchy I think, so my status was worded a bit nicer)



On another note, I got my coworker by hiding a fart machine under his desk and then taping his mouse laser so it didn't work. He was too easy!

Taymiller

A little old lady told my husband he had stepped in gum while we were shopping at Costco. He looked at the bottom of both shoes and then she said "April fools!" with a huge grin on her face. It made me laugh so hard, she was so cute

Rlblum711

I work in a preschool and put a note o the copier that said "copier repair man was here, the machine is now voice activated. Place original on glass and say how many copies you need". I got 2 people! One kept saying 25 copies 25 copies! Another was alone and o heard her from my office saying "wait I really have to talk to this thing, how the hell does this work?"

ahopkins0419

No jokes but Happy Birthday @hlp2709

hlp2709

Thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes not sure why this did not post last night but I really enjoyed reading all the jokes.